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the babe just said her stuff big

Ghetto chick in the building

she no dey carry last at all

abi my brother

stale

Ghana Gal:
@ studio, am sorry 2 dissapoint u coz i aint flat

Interesting , mmmmmmmm hehehehehe *joking*



[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=448482.msg6108321#msg6108321 date=1275051690]Do I smell fear guilt?

U wrong somebody in the past?

To put your mind at rest - no, I'm not an old member [/quote]Lolllll , see who's talking, mtchewww

gay?
chaii, no fall my hand na, u supposed know say i like better things and woman na one of them, no be say i dey womanise sha

that hennessy for my profile u like am?,
hennessy dey hungry you ?

no make me laugh abeg

u think say i go run for you with that face

are u an old member?, have we met before, cuz i'm beginning to suspect you

Not true,

No derail my thread i take gowd name beg you.

your business??

na u wan sponsor the marriage?

stop kissing please i'm a born against, *born again*

zebra543:
^^ we heard you the first time! tryna make us all jealous with your humagous jordan bosoms! wont work!! AYE AYE ghana gel does your man ever go pbbbbbbt with those boobioes?? LMAO!

may god have mercy on you

Ghana Gal:
she can come n get mine, cup,

i hiss on you in every dialect of Ghana***  
flat chested Gal  




[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=448482.msg6108130#msg6108130 date=1275050058]"L kery" means - don't look.

Anyway, no be today u start - u don spoil finish b4 I met u  

an dat's y I like u soooo much   [/quote]mehn,  u dey talk as if u know me before

make i see your C.V  

JUST LIKE THAT?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=445727.msg6108044#msg6108044 date=1275049190]<tut, tut, tut> Studio behave your self O!

If I'm heat u no go fit handle me, just waka pass softly, softly, [/quote]never rush conclude say i no fit handle you, TRY ME FIRST MAKE WE SEE IF U NO GO CARRY BELLE TOO

papine:
Is dat your report?
STUDIO !!!!!
SIR aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,
(answering)
d cain.!!
where's your report? DAN ,DK1LE

abeg next time seperate the boiz from the MEN

why u dey call my jokes substandard, u want make i press bossom?

ooops, charges i meant

i'm the best abi?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=448482.msg6102561#msg6102561 date=1274966021]I know - but the good book also says: "Thou shall not commit L :okery [/quote]what is L :okery ? 

No spoil me o

An American, A mexican and an italian robbed a bank.
as it turned out, they got a lot of cash in Dollars, Pesos and Liras.

when they returned to their hide-out, the American distributed the money in three even shares.
He counted each portion aloud.
''1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 Liras for you.

''1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 Liras for you.

''1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 Liras for you.

The mexican said to the italian, ''well, i can't stand these yankees, but i have to admit they are honest.''




**u no see as some people mumu reach**

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=445727.msg6102432#msg6102432 date=1274964788]Kudos to u Studio

This is your best joke so far [/quote]No provoke me,
all my jokes make sense,  even some naija comedians no get the liver to challenge me     ask Lyssa if i dey lie





[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=445727.msg6102477#msg6102477 date=1274965291]Na which one b Aboki for inside now?

abi u dey try tell us say u originate from there? [/quote]

lysaa:
@Efemena
the guy na typical igbo boy.

Tell her jor better person,  afterall na wetin i dey pay you for.




[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=445727.msg6102445#msg6102445 date=1274964982]studio! More!! MORE!! MORE!!![/quote]Are u on Heat
why u dey moan?

D1KeleVra:
Studio u try. . . u get humor small

thanks brother,   Oya were is my Crown 

hectorswag:
mixed reactions sincerely i dunno how or what to feel 

pikin miss road   

for god so love' the world that he gave his only son to die for our sins, whosoever believeth in him will not perish but live everlasting life,

mehn u guys need to repent before heavens gate close for una head oh,
and u know what that means>>>HELL!!!!




[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=448482.msg6097472#msg6097472 date=1274887914]Studio wetin u dey do for here?

Commot dis place an come back

I promise u say better bra size dey the hangover thread [/quote]were is your faith

no be say i dey try form any holy holy for here sha lol

the answer dey inside your armpit

u think say i dey jobless like that

    okkkk , hhmm ,

EFE xy,
if u not an igbo then what are you?, Aboki





well, This Joke is nothing compared to the one above
Anywayz here it goes:


A midget walks into a bar trips over some excreta left on the floor.

Luckily no one saw him, so to avoid embarrassment.
He doesn’t make a fuss about it.
So he goes to bar and orders a drink.

A few minutes later a big fella comes to the bar and trips over the same piece of excreta.
The midget smiles and says, “I just did that”.

So the big fella comes over to the midget and knocks him

bra bra bra everywhere u go, habba, were una church mind dey sef?

na why u come dey take style dry teeth for sun like christmas goat?

that flat chested militant

u fit still try am, afterall Sylvex dey use wheel barrow do helmet for ph

u wan use IGBO sense for me

nothing poverty no dey cause