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Lol, not now sha cuz i get things i need to work on.
U just tell me when u would be chanced, Shorty

Stale!
*No offence*

Wia de mods go sef??Some people here needs re-branding:-P

Talking from Xperience?

I no go waste my
Time arguing with janitor like u

No be only u my brother, Sometimes i dey shame to say hi to am for street cuz some peeps go think sey i don dey follow dey krase too lol

My 2007 joke.
I still happy sey i get enough already wey people still fit steal from sha-

If i go today, u are going with me.
So tell your momma about the plan;-)

Well, i think sey na only me dey notice am sey D1 don dey kraze small. ?
The day i saw him pla'ting the hairs for him armpit and smelling his hand' at the same time.
I bin
Wan park my car well to say 'Hi" atleast to am but my babe fit no feel too comfortable, na him i just bone drove off.

Were is da joke?:-o

Wetin i wan take dat palasa girl do? If she even invite me to do the thing i go just spit comot.

Were is the joke? No offence;-)

Everywhere just dry like wia police men just finished rading??How una dey cope sef?

guy how far na,

u just dey enter cafe as usual' ? no offence lol

DIKELE,

No vex, i'm only a human and things no fit dey perfect all the time

, and if the joke no funny to you, just wakka pass before i jam u enter gutter

Kunbee:
That mr uncapable, i doubt it

they will never appreciate me now till i'm no more

mmmmmmmmmm Lol

Efe,

lemme know when you will be chanced lets chat    

romsky:
hmmm dogon turenchi

na u go know , mtchew

Lol ,

Arm Robber >>> Stop there, your money or your life?

Victim >>> Oga arm robber u no get luck oh, i don give my whole life to lord jesus christ just last week.




Dem don pirate dis one too?? cuz i know Nland boiz no dey waste time to steal my jokes

mteww

kunbee!

Gerrout jor

why i go chat with papine, na celeb him be?

dis one u just dey scatter teeths anyhow like person wey win lottery, are we safe?

and who tell u i take off?
i no take off anything, i only went to the toilet to sort myself out. (wee-wee)

how u dey?


* gimme the name of that person wey pirate my joke right here right now make i show the person say kakki no be leather*

Were is the joke for christ sake?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=452454.msg6109509#msg6109509 date=1275062442]My target is Studio_CFR

and the ransome is Bootylicious bosoms [/quote]why u wan kidnap dis cool dude wetin be my offence??, 

i no be politician and  non of folks dey into politics yet u wan kidnap me, u want make i start dry fasting for you and those peeps wey send you? 

lysaa:
Efe make u mellow o. .that guy get rep for recklessness. im gist full town dey throway.

you dis girl with a leaking mouth, na to dey talk things wey happen and the ones wey no happen u sabi.

minister of information




[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=452454.msg6115894#msg6115894 date=1275162069]My dear, make u no too worry about me

I'M A BIG GIRL     [/quote]Checks into her Bank Account and she's about to poverty

lysaa:
Efe make u mellow o. .that guy get rep for recklessness. im gist full town dey throway.

if i say make i kidnap u now u no reach, but i no fit kidnap u cuz u no be whity, nobody go fit pay better money for your ransom

dem wan send boiz come attack me?

cbase:
nothing, just a hungry boys and girls fighting ova a plate of garri

u no get sense

heehe

cbase:
Hey Studio welcome back, hope say u no finish evrythin for dat bathroom, hope say something remain for the pipe?

u need deliverance, serious!

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=445727.msg6108529#msg6108529 date=1275053726]Haha!!

Lysaa, I dey tink say make we 1st go sofly-softly on Studio, but if your up to the hardcore stuff - then yes definitely count me in too

I dey plan to use handcuffs + whip on studio,

but wait oh! where studio run go now[/quote]Hehehe,  Good girl gone bad.

na your plan be that abi?    ,

chai,  africa were is thy culture?   western life don take over una finish and now see the result. SPOILT CHILDREN

*clears throat*

well, i go fit still allow u to handcuff me but only if u go take good care of me well sha and no whipping, shag*ging is allowed sha







[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=445727.msg6108399#msg6108399 date=1275052429]<sighs>

Oh u bad, bad boy!!

Studio, me & drink no dey mix o!

Besides, I need a clear head to deal with someone like u

Lysaa if u don't mind, make we take turns in punishing studio,

On Mon, Wed & Fri - u fit take studio

on Tue, Thur, Sat & Sun - go be my turn for am,

what d'you think? [/quote]i need to know when una don ready so that i go get prepared







OK GUYZ CHECK THIS OUT,
reserve your comment' haters if this joke aint funny to you, *no offence*




A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”





** “I used to be indecisive; but now I’m not too sure! **

we need pictures mehn, front and back side pictures u know what i mean now

Una never plenty reach,

lyssa no get never to handle me, na mouth she sabi run like public tap.