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Ful.

abeg make una no derail this thread,

and if una no fit see the joke, make una just jump the thread pass,
haterz una dey hear?

hehehe

kilode na?

were is the joke?

were is the joke?

wanna'be

1stknight:
make sure say u baf wit acid nd water, b'coz d guy spit dey highly corrosive.

hehehehe,

hehehehe,
funny

A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife ? ?Honey, there?s a hot breakfast waiting for you in the kitchen. Love, your wife?. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He stumbles into the bathroom and notices a huge black eye. After shaving, he goes to the kitchen, and sees that the hall mirror is broken too.

His son is in the kitchen and as he?s eating his huge breakfast the guy asks the son what all this is about.

Well, last night you came home drunk off your backside, stumbled into the mirror and hit your head on the doorknob. Mom helped you to bed, and as she?s trying to get your pants off you kicked her away and said ?get off me lady, I?m married?.

tanimz:

whats the laughter for Gutter Gurl?

hehehehehe ,
chaii,
if na me dem yawa like this mehn, i go just vex do dry fasting for Bend10

clemcykul:
why ask a nameless man that question

*faints*

tanimz:


Lie of the century!!

u don miss your period again abi? joking

chaii,
is this what maturity does to people?

follow follow see your mouth like frog own, bembe!
mtchew

gidson12:
, Ben u know say u don lock am b4, if no be studio and his thugs wey go vandalize una office wey cos server to crash lossing 3days data, wey make this thread automatically open again

those guys u dey call thugs, na dikele brothers dem be 

femmy2010:
@gidson12,
For free?cool deal and regards coping am sure i will.

D1kelevra,
I think she has change and wont repeat the same STUDIO scenerio with me.

DYT,HOPE I CAN TRUST YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

u are on your own o.

i trust nlanders, dem no dey slack

papine,

never shoot for the sake of my 32 babies abeg i take gowd beg you

hehehe, iwo nko?, asinwin

gidson12:
studio i hear say na u and your street urchins go vandalize nairaland head-office, sake of say dem no gree unban your former user name, wey make their server blank 4 for the past 2day so tell us how una take waka

          
when i dey try log in yesterday, the site no gree open so i think sey dis guyz don do me that thing again 

tanimz:

see as u just dey open your wide mouth for public anyhow dey laugh,  mtcheww

Rhymez:
Close your dik hairs that looks like spike

shi.t mehn, na me u dey talk to like that? ,  i go vex do nairaland that kind thing again o 

u wan deceive me? , u think sey i be Dikele wey no know him left and right?

cuz u too dey talk wetin no happen, typical naija jorunalist'

as if u no see as e dey go for here, dyt don abandon me and the babies, infact she don fall in love with midget and i hear say na papine be the person name,

lolll, how far na?, u don sell market finish?

na lie, my in-law no get bow legs, wicked liar

D1KeleVra:
efcc never carry u? u go buy mai shai food when them come carry papine shey?

lolll, no be small thing, efcc no fit carry me cuz i no be yahoo.com like you, ewu
whats mai shai?

Dyt:
Drags Papine back,dont u v manners,cant u greet your aunt? Cmon prostrate 4 my darling studio,knocks Papine

i loff you,
no mind that local champ him no get respect for him elders,

papine:



you, i don mark you,

is that a threat?, u should be afraid of me

flexystar:
u dey fear infact na u

olorun nikan ni ohun mi, who wan stop me i never see, no matter how dey plenty reach dem go run down
i fear no badger

flexystar:
@studio na my trouble u dey fine.

u no for dey online today if i find your trouble

u dey always talk about bow leg all the time, your babe get bow leg?

na joke be that?

Dyt:
Honey pie,i miss u so much

i no be mugu, u still never answer my question> who's PAPINE ?



after 32babies u still dey flirt with one local palmwine tapper?

[quote author=D.A.V.E link=topic=430272.msg6031490#msg6031490 date=1273773751]oya make una fight[/quote]u well so?

tanimz:
Mchew

Come rearrange am na