₦airaland Forum

General pipe: Another reason why nigeria can not be one indivisible entity. Do you see them putting yoruba at the end, rather they sald NIGERIA. Though i'm not a yoruba guy, but its high time we stop this tribalistical mentality for the sake of our future. After are those nominees not good enough to rep. Naija? The sincere answer is YES.

They will never listen

Awesome

Ediskcab: Sincerely i've got my doubts about dis story but if it's true, may her soul RIP.
Come 2 think of it, there r a few policies in access bank dat i feel r inhuman.
Outright discriminatn against HND holders where dey r employed on contract basis nd remain on a fixed salary as long as dey remain wit d bank. Dey dnt even get converted as core staff, No career progressn, no upward review of salary. I knw som 1 who's bn on d same salary since 2008. No bonuses, no allowances etc. A Hnd holder recruited in 2008 automatically bcoms a subordinate 2 a Bsc. Holder who just completed his/her NYSC feb 2012 only for the HND holder 2 put him tru d banks branch operations. I dnt knw if there r other bnks who practice dis but it's sure not encouraging @ all.

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Wrong human capital of Our banks

One day yOu will eventually repOrt tO your little niece Or nephew that wasn't born as at when you finished school.
Isn't that crazy

Shameful Nigerian banking human capital systems

eugeneflex: i concluded my interview for
the CHEMIST position yestaday. I
neva blived i wud eva mit
important personalities such as
Prof. PAT. UTOMI as part of the
interviewers. I realy enjoyed
myself. Everything now rests on
Jehovah God.

Congrats brõ

Amtired: IF YOU ARE NOT IN THEIR SHOES, YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA BEHIND WHAT THEY WENT THROUGH AND WHAT MANY ARE STILL GOING THROUGH..
I HAVE WRITTEN JAMB AND POST JAMB FOR GOOD SIX TIMES (6 YEARS)WITH GOOD RESULTS, STILL NO ADMISSION!
CAN YOU IMAGINE, AFTER SCORING 238 IN JAMB I WENT FOR THIS YEAR POST JAMB IN UNIBEN, THE QUESTIONS WERE VERY VERY FRIENDLY TO ME AND I DID JUSTICE TO EVERY SINGLE QUESTION INDEPENDENTLY BECAUSE I SINCERELY PREPARED FOR THE EXAM.
WHEN THE POST JAMB RESULTS WERE RELEASED, I CHECKED MINE ONLY TO SEE "MALPRACTICE CASE" WITHOUT THE RESULT BEING RELEASE UP TILL THIS DATE!
THE FIRST OPTION TO ME WAS TO COMMIT SUICIDE! BUT I DECIDED TO TRAVEL FROM LAGOS BACK TO UNIBEN TO FIND OUT WHAT WENT WRONG, NO ATTENTION WAS GIVEN TO ME. I DID NOT DO ANYTHING RELATED TO MALPRACTICES AND I WASN'T CAUGHT DOING ANYTHING WRONG IN THE EXAM HALL, WHY HAVE THEY REFUSE TO RELEASE MY RESULT UP TILL DATE? THIS IS NOT FAIR.
I'M WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOW HOW BAD THE FEELING IS. IF ONLY THERE IS SOMETHING HIGHER THAN SUICIDE, I WOULDN'T MIND.
THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE..

Eyah sorry dear !

I actually took quite sOme quality time to go through your write-up looking for probable errors,but to my dismay,you actually impressed me.

Like you,many of my peers are sweating it out to get a job after doing very well in school,despite our graduating with excellent results

Don't give up as I know,one day you'll make yourself proud at least,it's a strange world in this cOuntry,only the frauds get by,the meriteds don't.

If you can clearly write your words without much errs,I think you deserve a chance to get a University admission.
Even Some university graduates cannot write flawless like you did,yet,they serve as Regional heads,Chief head,Managers in many Of this so called blue-chip companies.

CorruptiOn is nOt only in the gOvernment offices,it extends everywhere now.
Its based on 'whO you be'

Keep trying,you will definitely succeed,that I know is paramount.

Chanchit: I knew this kind of news would still come, thats how some secondary sch students kill themselves because of silly waec result instead of waiting to kill themselves after graduating frm university and remaining jobless for yrs...
Thats how one of them started a thread last week, that he/she feels like committing suicide, cos of one paper, i adviced her to take hypo or DD force, maybe she's one of them..

Bros u barrrrd !

LWKMD !

No be lie you talk,dem never enter Higher institution dem dey commit suicide,
Dem never see Medical student after 12years wey no still get job ?

Am sure say whereva dey get to,dem go write jamb and WAEC before dem enter either Heaven or hell because if na hell,that guy go vex for dem gaan o because most Of him dudes na him dey pass pass as dem sabi their way !

No mind dem,after university make dem com ask millions wey never commit suicide because of no job after 6yrs of graduation.

LWKMDieoooooo

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Many may find the program still uninteresting but at the same time, a good number of followers do also still find it a good program to watch

It reminds me of Elizade Elo-Pee on NTA way back in d Eighties and Sunday Rendezvous by Limca on NTA Channel 10 .

Its youthful,entertaining and builds the moral character.

I wish many colleges and secondary schools could have such moral foundation to boost and motivate the innate and restless morale of students just like the MTN Project Fame,if they do such,it could just help in building a much more disciplined and the restless characters of future bright Nigerians.

If you do watch the programme like I do,how does it affect you as a young aspiring leader and youth because for me,I think it does help in putting me in check anytime I contemplate on laying bad comments on the decadence of hope in our own country,Nigeria,but since its inception i had developed profound love and respect for the programme as it gets older and more popular.

Sequel to all these,What do feel also about the Academy and its facilitators and who do you consider as your best Faculty facilitator !

Is it Kaffy,Uncle Ben or Mama J-Joke Silva.

Let's try to support a good thing,MTN Project is a good cause which I think its beyond the music and Art ! Leave your good comments though and say something about the coaches and the housemates.

God bless Nigeria !

Many may find the program still uninteresting but at the same time, a good numbers of followers do also find it a good program to watch

It reminds me of Elizade Elo-Pee on NTA way back in d Eighties and Sunday Rendezvous by Limca on NTA Channel 10 .

Its youthful,entertaining and builds the moral character.

I wish many colleges and secondary schools could have such moral foundation to boost and motivate the innate and restless morale of students just like the MTN Project Fame,if they do such,it could just help in building a much more disciplined and the restless characters of future bright Nigerians.

If you do watch the programme like I do,how does it affect you as a young aspiring leader and youth because for me,I think it does help in putting me in check anytime I contemplate on laying bad comments on the decadence of hope in our own country,Nigeria,but since its inception i had developed profound love and respect for the programme as it gets older and more popular.

Sequel to all these,What do feel also about the Academy and its facilitators and who do you consider as your best Faculty facilitator !

Is it Kaffy,Uncle Ben or Mama J-Joke Silva.

Let's try to support a good thing,MTN Project is a good cause which I think its beyond the music and Art ! Leave your good comments though and say something about the coaches and the housemates.

God bless Nigeria !

May be they meant ! Military Markets International Alaba

I am very sure its not the Airport !

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QUESTIONS GOOGLE CANNOT ANSWER:

-Why there is no Electricity in Nigeria.

-Why there keeps to be Power outage in Nigeria.

-Why Nigeria keeps having corruptible Leaders.

-why Nigerians pay so much to have Education,yet,no facilities to get them Utilized.

-why there is no Electricity in Nigeria

-Why Nigerian leader steals and go scot-free without jail and a minor prostitute gets jailed.

-why there is no Electricity in Nigeria.

-why there is no Electricity in Nigeria.

-Why there is no Electricity in Nigeria.

denzel2009: When you observe there's no coloring on the tissue anymore, your shit has been cemented on your anu[i]s[/i].

And if mistakenly you let out an innocent 'Air' your uncleaned poo will send out a very bad smell !

You might not know but everyone around you would know the smell is coming from you.

You are like a Baby who poos and still play around laughing,cracking with his poo stuck in his Pampers without changing them !

Its totally unhygienic having to use a bathroom without cleaning your AZZ without water.

There's no swag in lack of personal hygiene.

whites use tissue because some are dirty and can't afford the touch of water on their already frozen AZZ because o f their extreme cold temperature!

Copy westerners and loose your good hygiene !

sheyma: Guy u dey on menstruate, ahn ahn ur words is 2 hard frm a guys mouth.choi u harsh o

@ Mr Global !

Your English needs a disinfectant,to be sprayed on your words !

And a perfume spray to make them smell nice !

Seriously !!!

Laughing !

This is the advisable SH.T Technique.

-Get a tissue.

-place your tissue in a clock-wise round manner on the top of the the WC seat mostly if its not a private bathroom.

-Ensure the open seat doesn't come in contact with your bum no matter how hot you may be,this are for sanitary reasons against toilet infections.

-Do your SH.T appropriately and take your time well as it may be the only chance you'll have for the rest of the day or even days.

-Get water and use it to wash and clean your bum directly but ensure its the lefthand that is used.

-Ensure you wash diligently your anus as it doesn't really hurt and no one seems to be watching you.

-Dispose your seating tissue in the WC and not the toilet wastebasket.

-Wash your hands with a disinfectant and detergent at the wash hand basin.

-Place your hands on the hands dryer,it automatically dries your wet hands.

-Spray an air deodorant,it keeps you fresh again.

Now that's how to do yourself a very good SH.T

I basically 'hate' not dislike,people that make use of sanitary tissues after using the lath !

Gosh ! The thoughts of it,makes me want to pooh !

Its simply crazy,unhygienic,dirty and puts the health of others who uses clean water at risk when you come in contact with them either by shaking,hugging,touching or sharing a snack with them.

Shamefully ! Its an habit mostly common among some women !

As a matter fact and. More hygienic purposes using clean water ensures good toilet sanitation.

Its just so awkward when most times,high-rated places,lounges,banks,hotels,what is mostly common in their lath is tissue which is not very ideal.

Water should be used at all times.

Its always being used from ages past.

freecocoa: So make we throw party for you?

Anyways you are welcome

Quick advice

Be as gentle as you can be and make sure you greet me anytime you see my moniker,enjoy your stay.

Ha Nairalanders !

I give you guys double twaile ! You guys can't even welcome the new guest graciously !

Quick quick una don give am the low down.

The guy would start thinking everyone is the same now !

Ma guy ! You are welcome o jare ! This na our own Internet Village with no village head or leader.

You don't even need to greet anybody or prostrate even if na GEJ or OBJ talk to u here as u no like,no report am just express urself.

Nuffin mega,nuffin do u o jare !

Oga MODs pls roll out the drums and a bottle of schnapps to welcome the dude abeg !

If IAAF could award Nigerian 4x100 relay team their medals several Olympics years after this present one with even a member of the then team dead over allegations that another team member of the winning country,USA if I may be right was involved in a performance induced doping charge which he got guilty of making Nigeria the successive Medal winner.

So who is Usain compared to a full relay US team as regards a suspicious doping charge,you can bet US IAAF Agencies would be the first to investigate. !

So the reference point is,it's absolutely impossible for the doping Agencies not to have been able to unclad Usain Bolt's antics for this long a time-period.

If Ben Johnson,the american in the relay team and many other top new athletes could be unravelled off their doping influences,then who the hell is Usain Bolt.

In fact Marion Jones was more bigger to not have been exposed as only the conglomerate of highly rated Media spends expensively to trail the movements and alibi day in day out of top-rated Athletes as Michael phelps,Usain Bolt,Blake,Tyson Gay,Felix Allyson and so on because of its economic and political influences.

If there were. Chances of doping with Bolt with would had long been discovered.

Need you know also that doping offence now comes also with a stringent jail term and offcourse a stripped-off winning Title with hard labour so majority of these athletes now know its full repercussion !

Shaw007: sir alex hasnt said anything about the issue. . .they are still working on a trial

You see Olisah,I think your IQ is really low,do you expect Usain Bolt to be managed by a Carpenter,Mechanic or an Engineer ?

Is it not because of lack of fundamental basic professional qualities that affects the pack of Athletes and Nigerian sportsmen and women presently.

When you hire a carpenter to manage a sprinter how would you expect the carpenter to identify the approved banned substances.

You really lack a very low IQ,it's people like you that spoiled the Nigerian thriving sporting Industry.

Can you imagine this person here,questioning why a Chemist manages a sports person,no ! Na carpenter for manage am.

OLODO !

You see only in life you'll find only lily-livered mediocritics and arm-chair critics doubt the efficacy of rare qualities,rare gems and super human just like many had put geniuses like Albert Einstein as scientifically induced human beings,it was said he had speech and mental difficulties but proved all into their miserable doubts.

Like I said yesterday,Usain Bolt,is a trail-blazer and he was the first sprinter who went to dictate to others to start running under 9 seconds sub,now every other sprinter will kill to run under that time,as if you can't run at that time,you'll always loose to Usain bolt or any of the Jamaicans,it's no more an apologetic luck or understatement,Bolt only has set a time-bound cut-off mark for others to follow.

Like I did say also,A brilliant student doesn't have to swallow textbooks to earn his or her A1 parallel results just as a C6 average student doesn't have to kill himself or herself to aim for A1 results when he or she knows,he or she has none of the qualities to have the results of an A1 candidate.

Usain Bolt has been breaking World championship Records as far back as he was 13,and has started setting world Junior Championships records since he was 16,it was when he broke the world record that Asafa Powell and a few knew and tried to move towards breaking it also,reasons why everyone including his team mate Blake,too,is trying to run at that pace obviously because he is still quite young.

So on your long story on Usain bolt,

Usain Bolt on dope ? naw !!!

Nigeria's all expected division-in-Progress.

vislabraye: I just don't understand. Why are the Jamaicans so fast? Right from time its been like that. Donovan Bailey, Limford Christie, Ben Johnson and these generation. What's the secrete?

The 'secrete' is that though not all the people you listed herein are all Jamaicans
They scientifically almost share same hormonal' secrete'

Hope you got my indirect message !

GudluckIBB: Pls Who is Usen Bolt?is he a local Governmnet Chairman?

He is Goodluck Jonathans son.

Dento Tufulu !

Behind bobo: ADVANCED DOPING IS GOING ON HERE.UNFORTUNATELY MIGHT NOT BE DETECTED TILL 10-15 YEARS TIME LIKE IN THE CASE OF MARION JONES AND CO.

Young man you need to go research when Bolt started winning indisputable championship Laurels,at age 15 he was already breaking tournament record times at world junior championships.

Leave the doping doubts bro,the guy's good.

He says quotedly :I race against time and not men:

He set a new record running time average for all Top rated sprinters,i.e if you cannot run sub 10 seconds then don't expect a medal as no luck can be on your side,gone are those days a 10 second would win major sprint tournaments.

If you stay focus in whatever you do,you will amaze people with little guts and doubts.

An A1 parallel Student won't swallow textbooks to be distinct from a C6 parallel student.

Focus and will to win is the key bro.

lanetrips: Bolt y did u slow down?u shd av beaten d world record.I guess he didn't want to humiliate blake

I think he still humiliated him by slowing down for him.

Blake should be grateful at least he now has two silver medals in his kitty and has now joined the elite Athletics club of big boys.

israel ben-zion:
Someone had this confession to share:

“Hi readers, I just want to share my true life story with you so that you can learn from it. We are human beings, we make mistakes every day but it left for you to learn from your mistakes.

“My name is ‘anonymous’ I wont mention where I come from for security reasons. I met this guy in 2001 when I was writing WAEC, his name is GuyA. We fell in love.
“He was everything a woman would ask for; he is fair, handsome, intelligent and God fearing, he loved me so much, he shared the little he had with me, he was willing to do anything I ask for though he didn’t have much because he was still in second year at university of Nigeria, Enugu campus.

“He did everything possible for me to gain admission into the university. I eventually gained admission in 2003 at Enugu State University of Science and Technology and graduated in 2007. ,


“I don’t know what came over me. I had a fling with this guy named GuyB. Though I never loved him, but I became pregnant for him. I didn’t know what to do, but terminating the pregnancy was not an option. I didn’t want to lose GuyA. It was as if my world has crumbled.

“I didn’t tell anybody not even my best friend because I never could tell what would happen if I did. I made a smart move by telling GuyA that I was pregnant for him.

“Of course, he believed me because he trusted me so much but I betrayed his love for me. He came to see my people, though my parents are dead.

“I eventually put to bed; a baby girl. This was in 2008. Do you know what my baby was exactly the carbon copy of GuyB; the guy I had a fling with?

“I was not surprise because I knew the pregnancy wasn’t GuyA’s but I thought the baby would’ve resembled me. Of course, I was wrong. GuyA accepted us even when he knew the baby does not look like him or me.

“Ever since, I have been dying in silence. My conscience kept killing me. At a point, I hated my own child seeing a picture of another man in her. My husband, GuyA loved her so much more than anything.

“In 2010, I had another baby boy for my husband. My joy knew no bounds. I was really happy, my husband was happy as well.

“In 2012, I had another baby boy for my husband, GuyA. Even at that, he loved my daughter more than her two biological sons. At a point, I became jealous but what can I do. I just couldn’t bear it any more so I decided to give my life to Christ and beg God for forgiveness which I know he has done.

“This I did because I couldn’t continue to die in silence. It was now for me to confess to my husband but how would I achieve that without breaking my home? I didn’t want to loose my home, I loved my husband and my kids.

“He is a wonderful man but I betrayed him. I prayed and asked God to give me the strength to confess to him… On the set day, I first called him on phone to ask him if he would ever forgive me. He asked what I meant by that. He asked if I was alright and I said yes. He hanged up on me. I cried like a baby.

“When he came back from work that same day, I served him his dinner. After that, I went with him in the room and told him to forgive me that he should not punish our daughter for what she does not know about but punish me.

He Already Knew That He Is Not The Father Of Our Daughter:
“He asked again what I meant by that. I narrated everything that transpired between GuyB and I. To my greatest surprise, he dropped a bombshell. He said he knew all these years that he was not the biological father of our 4-year old daughter.

“I asked him if he knew about it and didn’t bother to ask me? He said that he knew that someday I was going to tell him but he never knew it would come this soon.

“It was as if the ground should open and swallow me. I was so ashamed of my self that I bowed my face in tears but he cuddled me and said he’d forgiven me long ago. He said that we pray every day OUR FATHER FORGIVE US OUR SINS AS WE FORGIVE THOSE TRESPASS AGAINST US, why won’t he forgive me?

“He said no one is perfect and that we make mistakes in life. He said that I was a nice person and that we have been through a lot in life. So, he cannot abandon me now that i needed him most. He told me that he could possibly throw me out so that people will laugh at me but he has always loved me.

“As for my daughter, as far as he is concerned, she is his daughter. He’s has always seen her as one and that he will always love us. These were his words.

“I was short of words, all I could do was to cry and thank him and thank God for the kind of man he has given me because I know that no man would take that from any woman no matter what except by the special grace of God.

“I am now a happy person and I have given my life to Jesus Christ. We must learn how to confess our sins no matter what so that Satan will be put to shame and as well learn how to forgive.

“We now live in the UK. I also had my two boys in the UK.”

The story has just started,shey the other would be so daft as not to come for his own daughter !

israel ben-zion:
Someone had this confession to share:

“Hi readers, I just want to share my true life story with you so that you can learn from it. We are human beings, we make mistakes every day but it left for you to learn from your mistakes.

“My name is ‘anonymous’ I wont mention where I come from for security reasons. I met this guy in 2001 when I was writing WAEC, his name is GuyA. We fell in love.
“He was everything a woman would ask for; he is fair, handsome, intelligent and God fearing, he loved me so much, he shared the little he had with me, he was willing to do anything I ask for though he didn’t have much because he was still in second year at university of Nigeria, Enugu campus.

“He did everything possible for me to gain admission into the university. I eventually gained admission in 2003 at Enugu State University of Science and Technology and graduated in 2007. ,


“I don’t know what came over me. I had a fling with this guy named GuyB. Though I never loved him, but I became pregnant for him. I didn’t know what to do, but terminating the pregnancy was not an option. I didn’t want to lose GuyA. It was as if my world has crumbled.

“I didn’t tell anybody not even my best friend because I never could tell what would happen if I did. I made a smart move by telling GuyA that I was pregnant for him.

“Of course, he believed me because he trusted me so much but I betrayed his love for me. He came to see my people, though my parents are dead.

“I eventually put to bed; a baby girl. This was in 2008. Do you know what my baby was exactly the carbon copy of GuyB; the guy I had a fling with?

“I was not surprise because I knew the pregnancy wasn’t GuyA’s but I thought the baby would’ve resembled me. Of course, I was wrong. GuyA accepted us even when he knew the baby does not look like him or me.

“Ever since, I have been dying in silence. My conscience kept killing me. At a point, I hated my own child seeing a picture of another man in her. My husband, GuyA loved her so much more than anything.

“In 2010, I had another baby boy for my husband. My joy knew no bounds. I was really happy, my husband was happy as well.

“In 2012, I had another baby boy for my husband, GuyA. Even at that, he loved my daughter more than her two biological sons. At a point, I became jealous but what can I do. I just couldn’t bear it any more so I decided to give my life to Christ and beg God for forgiveness which I know he has done.

“This I did because I couldn’t continue to die in silence. It was now for me to confess to my husband but how would I achieve that without breaking my home? I didn’t want to loose my home, I loved my husband and my kids.

“He is a wonderful man but I betrayed him. I prayed and asked God to give me the strength to confess to him… On the set day, I first called him on phone to ask him if he would ever forgive me. He asked what I meant by that. He asked if I was alright and I said yes. He hanged up on me. I cried like a baby.

“When he came back from work that same day, I served him his dinner. After that, I went with him in the room and told him to forgive me that he should not punish our daughter for what she does not know about but punish me.

He Already Knew That He Is Not The Father Of Our Daughter:
“He asked again what I meant by that. I narrated everything that transpired between GuyB and I. To my greatest surprise, he dropped a bombshell. He said he knew all these years that he was not the biological father of our 4-year old daughter.

“I asked him if he knew about it and didn’t bother to ask me? He said that he knew that someday I was going to tell him but he never knew it would come this soon.

“It was as if the ground should open and swallow me. I was so ashamed of my self that I bowed my face in tears but he cuddled me and said he’d forgiven me long ago. He said that we pray every day OUR FATHER FORGIVE US OUR SINS AS WE FORGIVE THOSE TRESPASS AGAINST US, why won’t he forgive me?

“He said no one is perfect and that we make mistakes in life. He said that I was a nice person and that we have been through a lot in life. So, he cannot abandon me now that i needed him most. He told me that he could possibly throw me out so that people will laugh at me but he has always loved me.

“As for my daughter, as far as he is concerned, she is his daughter. He’s has always seen her as one and that he will always love us. These were his words.

“I was short of words, all I could do was to cry and thank him and thank God for the kind of man he has given me because I know that no man would take that from any woman no matter what except by the special grace of God.

“I am now a happy person and I have given my life to Jesus Christ. We must learn how to confess our sins no matter what so that Satan will be put to shame and as well learn how to forgive.

“We now live in the UK. I also had my two boys in the UK.”

The story has just started,shey the other would be so daft as not to come for his own daughter !

Nickyspice: i'm addicted 2 music, i sing evrywhr, toilet, bathroom nd evn if i'm busy, i listen 2 music wit my fone, am also addicted to my phone and laptop

Or u sing ,why don't u try MTN project fame !

I love music too !