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Abolodje:
Bagged PhD with that worwor face lol na she sabi

Bad belle will just purge u for nothing 😂😂😂

And me here got my first degree at 27, omo Nigeria no follow 😏

Congratulations dr

Pat081:
Women 40% beer 5% and building 45% 10% on the food God should me

Drop women matter for now and u will finish your building and build a similar one Again, women is sucking life outa u, woman 45%

My rules of dating,
1. U must be employed and working

2. I don't owe u nothing, I give you anything when I am sure I don't have pressing need, because I put my self on a high pedestal to be on my scale of preference and on top of my food chain.

3. All my girls always force me to go hang out on a date and we split bills most time dey pay outright

This is me putting things in perspective, if you want to act drama, I put on my pants and drive the hell out, 😂

Women can kill when you don't give a fvck about them, they will struggle to get validation from you all the time, but when u simp around and dish out attention like portion of party jolloff rice and watch her treat u like trash

Op you have the answer right in your hands, go for the second lady, she's decent and homely, buy her the cloths u want her to be wearing and teach her how to sexually satisfy you.

If you miss that second lady, your own don finish be that.

I haven't seen their faces yet but I will choose the second one with my both eyes closed, marry the first one and regret it for the rest of your life.

GoWithGood:
This is a cry of a jobless Nigerian youth.

Not to rely on the normal 9-5 job which I have been seeking, I have learnt soft digital skills like Copywriting, Digital Marketing, Domain Flipping. But these are not generating revenue for me because I hardly have jobs to apply them. In the case of domain flipping, to make sale is not a child's play. I have used my little money to have a portfolio of 6 domains but sales are not coming even with aggressive outbounding.

May be coding would have been different but I can't afford a laptop.

I'm afraid of the situation! I'm afraid of the hunger and starvation!! I'm afraid of my future!!! I'm just afraid!!!!

Since u know these soft skills, why don't u make short tutorial videos, post on YouTube, monitize it and start making money from there?

I know at least 5 YouTubers who upload DIY videos and soft skill tutorial on YouTube who cash out like yahoo boys, don't dull bro

SuperOnyi:




I love dogs so much... If a dogs stays this long with me and something happens to him — I swear, I'm finna cry my eyes out...

Happy birthday, Bobi.

I lost my dog Vegas after one year, I lost appetite for days, it wasn't easy on me

Octopusssy:
This is so wrong. My old dog lived to 16, and I know a dog that lived to 21

On average according to statistics, of cos there are exceptions here and there, especially dogs with superior DNA's

Swallow is good but I can go a month without eating a swallow.
I don't play with yam, beans, rice and chicken and so on 😂

Omo, this is like almost 200 years for human, 😳 dogs don't exceed 10-13 years. This dog nah ancestor for him fellow dogs

If you know how loyal dogs are, you will know that they are better than all your friends put together
May your days be long buddy.
✌😎

DonroxyII:
You be Sucre true true... How is Marie Cruz ... U no Well ...

Na so You shall Lose Good Woman sha !

Make I shock u, we back together again, I can't lose that babe, she has got a heart of gold

Omo, u made mistake marrying that lady oh, me I can't cope if I was in your shoes, you both are married and suppose to explore all kind of sexual fantasies, God allows that one..

If I was in your shoes, I will quietly allow her to remain in her fathers house henceforth, since the father too supports her attitude.

It's not even about this issue alone, she seems not to know how to keep a secret, for the fact say your father inlaw will support her laidis means say u dey for serious problem. I hate it when men aren't masculine enough, I remember when my sister got married, my dad told my brother in law,

From now henceforth, you are my daughters new dad, and she is your wife, both of you should never allow external body know what goes on in your marriage, no marriage is perfect but you both can make yours very blissfully

my dearest daughter, he's is your husband now, play all your wife duties and never deny him his conjugal right, he's your husband you people are now allowed to explore and enjoy your new generation marriage, no limit of any kind, then with a smile on his face he said raise your hands on my daughter and loose those hands forever 😂

Chai my dad is a real ass gee, I too like that man, he is codedly telling them to go crazy and explore and enjoy their marriage, a though ass gee with ice in the blood 😁.

Amb1045:
Unreasonable pleasures are evil, because it has no end. Your dick is made for procreation not for someone sucking it. Gay sex is all about pleasure and it limit human procreation. Forcing your wife to suck your dick is evil and bad so stop seeking for unreasonable pleasures before motor kee you

Oga, You are just blabbing, they are married and should enjoy sex to the fullest, if u have ever been in a committed relationship u won't be here saying all these things u are saying if u are being denied sex u won't say all these not to talk of marriage

Why should u accept your ex brother to stay with u in the first place?

And why didn't you define the terms of him staying if he must stay at all, ask him how long he will be staying, if it's what u can tolerate fine, if not, tell him your house is occupied.

That thing between your legs ain't pvssy bro, that a dick with two giant hairy balls, that means you are a man, handle your sh!t like a grown ass man, sit him down and tell him that his time has expired, because u will be bringing in your fiancy to come stay with u and u need privacy, , ask him to bounce, u owe him and his sister absolutely nothing

Ara21:
I thought I was the only one that noticed this.

I noticed too, her myopic and senseless posts always gives her away

doggedfighter:
You are talking down on arts students but reading and comprehension is difficult for you.


Aren't you the dull one ?

Obviously she is very dull, going by her numerous comments here and sense of reasoning makes that very obvious

madscientist88:
looks like an osprey.

The only sensible comment so far on this thread

endy69:
For your information that if you'll use it. Mary was bestowed to Joseph at a young age and Joseph himself was young. He didn't marry more than 1 wife that to show that Marry was his only wife. Does Jewish men marry their first wife at a very old age? You don't read so keep mute and learn or point out Joseph's other wife. Joseph was a better man than Muhammad can only dream about.

Abeg no respond to them again, they are brain dead, not teachable

BRIMBRAM:
Eyah. The [b]TRUTH[/b]is bitter. Mary was a very teenage girl and Joseph was a very old man. It is a culture practiced by both the Jews and Arabs. Same is practiced in Africa too. I don't understand why you can't embrace this reality. Yet you claim to be a Christian.

Sucre6

IkeIgboNile

Pls dont quote me again

terrezo2002:
Virtual or no virtual. Bet is bet. They will ruin one forever

Moderation is important, I play bet too, I set out 1k to use play every weekend, and i dont go beyond that, and the money Isn'tt my real income, and my winnings are more than my input, there no month I dont win up to 20-50se and i dont play virtual, God forbid

Everything should be done in moderation, u see that thing called virtual, run like hell it will ruin you forever

Absuchat:
Osihmen didn't score a penalty today

You didn't watch the game to the end, he missed a penalty in 48 minutes and scores a penalty in 78 minutes

BRIMBRAM:
Mary the Mother of Jesus Christ was a teenage girl, so, so young of around 12 to 14 years old compared to her husband Joseph of around 85 years old. So?!

May the Lord forgive you, see rubbish you just spewed here, show me the verse where the Bible said mary was a teenager and Joseph 85 years, no use your hand bring problem for your life

Illuminatiship:
if possible outside the hall

Mad oh, take it easy bro🤣🤣🤣

Creamypie:
yea. She accused of not even touching her for once. Its an accusation, u know people talk out of impulses when them dey vex

Exactly my thought

Ass kissers kissing ass to be noticed for contracts and positions, in their inside heart, they all dont like Tinubu,

Well tribunal starts tomorrow

Absuchat:
Do you want her to be faithful to you?

This question is apt
Op answer Ngwa-Ngwa 🙄

Enemyofpeace:
Bed wey dey cooperate and synchronize with the movement of the knacker and the knackee, during conjugal rendezvous. There was no such thing as ”harder harder” during the era of this bed, because as Papa push Mama genital, the bed go automatically return the genital for another push- Gravity go just Dey regulate velocity. THE BENEFITS ARE : 1. Men lived longer then, because they were not subjected to “ the harder harder” disaster that came with the invention of flat wooden beds 🛌

2. Children that were conceived on those Spring beds dey hear word, because they are products of planned intimate love making in a responsible Missionary position. Unlike these Indomie generation kids that were conceived in night club toilets, backseat of cars, quickies from ridiculous, unnatural and sophisticated positions.

I couldn't agree more

My dad has this bed, when I was a kid growing up, I always prefer to sleep.on the bed with my dad, boy oh boy, sleeping on this bed alone is therapeutic , it relaxes hour nerves and makes you sleep easy and peaceful.

Up till now when ever I visit my parent I still sleep on this bed.😁😁😁

yarimo:
If they thought you good manners you won't be asking your parents age mate how old is he

Many untrained kids also grow up to be an elder, and my people say u cant learn how to use the left hand at old age.

You my friend is an example of bad parenting judging from meaningless threads you create here on Nairaland and how u attack and respond to people, it shows that age is just a number, you may be as old as Methuselah but your reasoning and mentality is that of a secondary school kid who doesn't know what he wants to be in future, or are you suffering from midlife crisis ?

yarimo:
don't you have parents to ask about my age ne

I have parents and they thought me good manners and morals but you on the other hand obviously does not have one, if you did, then they did a very poor job on u

Pepper spraying your teacher? 😲

Omo what nonsense is this?

If Nah the secondary school way I attend, everybody go gather hand beat u until u faint.

ashewoboy:
You are an unrepentant philanderer.

Calmd down ashewoboy this happened many years ago. 😂