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This is a Reddit topic. I’ll pick Jesus. We go shayo till we wound. He also sounds like a goody two shoes likable person unlike Moses who’ll have an attitude.

She was 29? No wonder she looked and acted like a big mommy. I never memorized the age of the females because of that one day difference in their entry. Wait, o, Arin was her age mate — why did she look four years older than said female?

Conner44:
Nairaland was a faceless forum for a while until Seun added the avatar feature to our profile page. That is where the usual folks upload their pictures.

The one that quizzes me is some known monikers who are in a habit of putting up theirs in the comment sections of various threads regularly

Yet nobody has ever come out to hail them out of familiarity. Imagine a person posting facial pictures weekly here on Nairaland for years and till today nobody has ever come out to say they know that person from church, school, neighborhood, work, dream, etc

Some of these faces end up on the front page or trending sections garnering thousands of views yet no single person recognizes these types of people who post their pictures for us to see. Maybe they’re staunch introverts or don’t have friends or family using smartphones. Maybe in reality they wear hijab or turbans to mask their faces lol but They have become Nairaland local celebrities

The day I mistakenly put up my photo on this website i know that my phone won’t rest because I’ve got many friends, colleagues and family who are fortunate enough to be educated and over half of them get dragged to Nairaland daily.

At the end of the day they are nobodies and will remain so in the grand scheme of things. Opinions are like assholes and you know the rest. Many times when I receive insults here I’m quick to remind myself that my idiot gateman is more recognized in the real world than users here. The realization makes me sleep better at night.

This is good news.

CNN reporters parade themselves as social justice warriors when they’re no less hypocritical than the next man. Good riddance.

backbencher:
I don't think they are looking at parole for this one.

Plus being sentenced with parole, does not mean you would get parole.

There is one prisoner who committed a school shooting decades ago. As at five years ago, she had her request for parole denied.

Modified

Brenda Spencer, the prisoner i referenced above, was sentenced by 1980. She was eligible for parole by 2005. It was rejected. 2009, rejected, and told to come back in 10 years. Next parole hearing , 2022. No chance she would get it. (And she killed just 2 kids.)

For more infor about the crime she committed..see here.

We’ll watch and see.

enonche85:
'4 counts of 1st degree murder with one count of terrorism', this boy will never see the light of day. That is if he's not sentenced to death. America that sentence people to life for one count of 1st degree murder.

Spoken like a true Nairalander. That boy will get either 26 years or a life imprisonment with the possibility of parole. He will not get the death sentence based on his age and the terrorism charge was added to sensationalize the news. Watch and see. The problem I have is you people hardly go back on your words.

Without a doubt the father is Kome. My problem with Nigerian women is they get emotional. Anytime soon she’ll start battling Kome’s wife in a bid to make herself a full time madam.

The Bible didn’t see surrogacy coming. I wonder why people still live off text written during the time of goat herders.

What happens when the child grows up and begin to question why she’s different from the other children?
Why she has no father? Not even a late one

Sperm was involved and likely Kome’s. Ini’s body is toxic to holding life hence the need for a surrogate. It’s best to claim the father died, but she’ll point towards Kome in future.

Black liquid is either congealing blood or partially digested zobo. I don’t think that killed him. It could indicate death from internal bleeding. R.I.P. to the fallen.

He’ll be out at 41 and hopefully not a better criminal. Gun laws keep prisons full. Prisons make an insane amount of money off cheap labour and inflated product prices. He should enjoy school lunches for most of his upcoming adult life. The parents are innocent, they did what most Americans would do for their children. He should take all the blame for his actions unless firearms aren’t meant for minors in his state of residence.

If you keep listening to those people, you’ll end up six feet deep. Even at that they’ll say you didn’t die well, that you should’ve gotten decapitated, murdered or drowned.

Surely the man serving as our current Vice President. We need to uplift the face of the nation and stop electing illiterates into power. We started the good example when GEJ entered power. We should continue from there rather than take steps back.

I would find it more surprising if he joined a sport at the age. Old people die, what’s the news again?

Old story. Stale Nairaland! I’ve seen that picture a million times since 2013. Either the forum is being cheeky or the author moved the date forward.

Person go use money give herself problem every time she visit toilet. She’ll have a year’s stock of baby wipes. This one can’t survive in an environment without constant running water.

died because of a history of alcohol abuse, anorexia and colloidal silver dosing

Only one person? Her stupidity was off the charts. The video scared me. I found it hard to believe it was someone who existed only last year rather than twenty thousand years ago.

Many black men are well groomed. Come to think of it, we should stop judging ourselves using the white man’s standards. If you travel out you’ll realize why such a term exists. Our lunatics with scruffy hair are the norm that way for the average Caucasian. Africans have gotten it beaten into their skulls that short hair is the ideal. We maintain and force it on others.

Rubbish. The thread was created before her BBNaija stint. Lol. She didn't fully exhibit the trait when in the house, she even secured herself a boyfriend.

Sweet. Nairaland illiterates, food don ready.

It never stopped Abacha from using the money to enrich his generation. One of our biggest problems was having illiterates as presidents. It won’t surprise me to learn the white man gained from the demerit as ignorant people are easy to control — unless they develop illusions of grandeur a la Idi Amin and Muammar Ghaddafi.

Marrying Chioma won’t stop his small prick from rising anytime he sees ugly girls. Leave the man to enjoy his life.

Twenty eight hours to go. Lol.

It was sad to realize Beyoncé went under the knife for a booty. The need to belong is too strong. One would think her being older would act wiser. However Madonna at sixty-three years of age did a horrid implant surgery. Rihanna is natural for all I know. I won’t select because they’re both amazing women.

Mscheew. People of now. People of old didn’t name everything in one generation, it took way longer. Some things still exist without names so people of today will eventually name them.

People of now have Google to their advantage. In my house with no idea of how cars work I can quickly source for how to manually check a car’s spark plugs. Ancient people relied on knowledge passed from parents or superiors, most based on ignorance and hearsay. Medical advancements of now ensure almost everyone the chance to live till eighty years old.

Meh. She reminds me of #TapuwaBBA1 but less obnoxious.

Covid is an ordinary flu. Nothing dey happen. I just hope we don’t use this omicron variant to discriminate one another. The white man knew what he was doing when he designated South Africa as the origin of this.

Crunches, foolish Nairalanders.

Na who them catch dey answer thief. I’m just passing.

Again? Topics don finish for Nairaland.

Lol.

The better question is if poultry is profitable in Nigeria. If the answer is yes then you didn’t need to ask.