₦airaland Forum

Unique9:
you fondly call me bro. Chuks

Brother Chuks from Umuahia is here too?! Ah, Nairaland keeps joining the estranged.

Artwork? Brits are petty assholes. Americans would gift him a watch worth thousands of dollars. Wetin he wan use artwork do unless it appreciates in value over years? What is an artwork of at most a hundred pounds compared to the tens of millions of pounds they raked for his three day event?

I don’t care. It seems guns being legal for everyone is a good way to control their population. That little terrorist won’t survive a day in prison.

khia:
You called me here, now you get lost and keep off of my mentions. Handle your suffering in private.

Never in your life mention me again.

Yoruba boys and obese women. Tueh!

khia:
Why should I give a damn about this dude, whoever he is? By the way I'm a woman.

Don't call me into stupid threads like this.

Yeah, right. Run along, child.

Why isn’t Khia in the mix? I knew that one was a Nigerian faking what he’s not.

Meanwhile only yahoo boys posing as females DM me on the regular. When you blow their cover they start asking “how am I a yahoo boy, ni?”

Jazz that can’t make me wealthier than Dangote, is that jazz? Lol.

Nice. Let them marry themselves. You won’t believe it, but African women are more desperate for romantic attention than their male counterparts.

Nairalanders will never have sense.

I clicked this to watch a video and not hear a Yoruba boy spout what ifs. This guy must suffer for wasting my data. It’s time to bomb your blog till Google blocks it.

I don’t see the problem.

Tonto is a good candidate for BBNaija. I wish I lived in a universe where she broke into the spotlight using the medium. Oh well, a man can only dream.

She’s testing her popularity on social media and Nairaland as usual is biting the bait. This place and whoever’s obsession with her is tiring.

A woman’s best physical years are her early twenties. See this one and Lady Gaga who were small girls a few years ago look four years my elder now. Time is cruel to everyone but harder on women.

Who is the lokito moderator who always attaches “help!” to inquiries? You ill-bred children maintain the low expectation I possess regarding this place.

Run your generator till it goes off from anything other than fuel. Top the oil then run the process more times. After a while you’ll come to an estimate of how long the oil lasts. Some generators have a low oil light. I doubt yours is in the category.

That belly sags. Other than that I will pick her. The best bodies from this year are still LiquoRose and Beatrice. The rest can go to hell with their enhanced, flabby or skinny builds.

googlepikins:
I like girls with big Yansh , cos I like that kpa kpa kpa sound when you're hitting it Doggy style.

Skinny girls stay away from me

No matter how many times you explain this or in whichever language, females will claim to not understand.

Why is juju always aimed at keeping the masses backward? Why can’t we ever use the thing to progress? If they appeared in court then it means the charm worked because construction was halted.

She dropped his hands very quick. The guy was likely pumped full of drugs and forgot their size difference. Yoruba women are usually heavyset no matter what height they come in. This reminds me of when I tried to lift a fat white girl back in the day. It’s safe to say my body failed me completely. I emasculated my self through my action.

Fahbulous:
It's seriously affecting the poor masses

The masses will always remain poor till they wisen up. Since the 60s they have remained in poverty. God can’t change their situation at this point.

I thought Nigeria was the giant of Africa

It is. We will remain the giant based on population number and economic figures. Economic figures don’t translate well to the living conditions of the citizens.

BabaIbo:
Tiger gen 12k?

Where can i get 5 pieces, please?

I'm likely out of touch. My point is Tiger generators are not so expensive.

WibusJaga:


I don't even understand the panic about this Covid-19 & its variants. Everybody here is just going about his normal business without any concern. No nose mask, no social distancing, no fears,... no nothing. As far as people are concerned, Covid-19 is just another Cough &Catarrh or Malaria &Typhoid.

If anything it’s a blessing to us. It is eliminating the weak from our population. In developed countries the weak are the majority hence their fears and concerns.

Sholaco:
Jun 02? News don finish for the country ni? Why bring old gist here

Nairaland is stale and members don reduce.

I am male. For someone to see me unclothed, they had to enter my room. I will stand and look at you. Na you suppose excuse yourself not me.

I came across this contraption for the first time last year. It looked strange and didn’t surprise me that it was manually operated. We Nigerians love when suffering is attached to the simplest of actions. I assumed it was all about strength of which I possessed heaps. No, it was based on technique which I later found out after performing multiple sets of revolutions. Finally we got it to start and, for my hard work, was rewarded with exercise-pumped biceps. Anybody who owns this generator or contraption from hell is on his own. Tiger generators are only twelve thousand naira in this day and time.

It’s just December 1 and Nairalanders are already rounding up the year. For all we know the biggest track may come out in 2 weeks time. All the songs are successful, end of story. None is bigger than the other. The good thing about this thread is I’ll jam majority of the listed videos later today. Let me click the follow button.

So many guys would have made it big in life if not for ladies that ruined them completely

This is 100% fact which the men themselves back up with ignorant reasons. The funny part is they look down on others with differing lifestyles, wondering how a male can do without women.

Let it enter the price, abeg. I’m tired of threats.

Na so. They should send their ambassador and high commissioner back home then. No, they won’t do that. If anything their politicians will secretly come into the country to broker deals. No fly zone na for the masses. When the white man wants your resources he’ll give zero bleeps. It’s no wonder FFK still blames Susan Rice for Abacha’s death. I always assumed a no fly zone meant no citizen of the instituting country would live in nor visit said place.

If fire burns your hand, will you touch it again? My friend give yourself sense. All these fourteen year old Nairalanders, sef.

You were lucky. Next time use firewood. Explosions of any sort are not something to joke about. Also, do not lie when posting the title. Nairalanders no send person and are quick to disappoint so do not have expectations before posting.