₦airaland Forum

These two no get story. They are hanging to the only thing which generated publicity their way.

“E sweet me, e sweet me, naim I born 9 girls and 1 boy. Now how do I feed them using my gateman salary?” Don’t be like the highlighted ignorant Nigerian. There are plenty like him in this day and age.

For me 1 child is enough so far I can provide everything the individual needs. I will rather birth a single offspring I can take to the most exotic of places and pay fees for the best schools rather than 5 who’ll curse me for not being able to provide basic daily meals. If woman too pursue me I go tie my tubes.

This one na Nairaland application. I don’t see or hear of it anywhere else.

No. Link me with the properties and agent so I’ll buy them instead.

OP took his first jab of the vaccine before composing the thread.

Gbegirsoup:
Giddem!...

Ayomide Alero Olugbenga, don’t you have shame? Tufia!

Person go just decide to buy trouble when no suppose dey. If you do this, in the next two months you’ll come here to update us that she either threw you out or is unnecessarily belligerent. If she is not a direct family member, keep distance. You’re a man, find your means to survive.

My brother told me if all the expenses are handled months before, no form of jitter will come your way. Nigerians face marriage jitters because they try to run everything at the last minute.

Lust is natural. As a human you should control it. You’re not female so can’t risk to fall into animalistic impulses. Avoid the location at all costs. Don’t fall into unnecessary trouble.

Let me give some more waist bead topic ideas;

1. Do waist beads grow on trees?

2. Do white women wear waist beads?

3. When are waist beads?

4. Should I buy okrika or brand new waist beads?

etc.

Nairaland asking the same question time and time again.

The same plan as last year and others before it; try to take over the world.

Since they are useless to their environment, they should delete each other like rats. Useless fellows.

The thread don hit front page. Abeg, what is the name of that Gulder show again? Lol.

Nigerians running the show have completely cheapened it to a “who suffer pass” affair. We should expect to hear at least eight contestants next year claim they haven’t entered planes, visited outside the country or seen foreign currency in their lives. Mscheew. Bring back #BBAfrica; though the show was detrimental to us, it had varied contestants.

No gun was pointed at her or her parents. No police were there to announce that she is underage. Make them carry go. I bless their union.

Abeg, where I fit see the job? Na only for Nairalanders’ imagination the thing dey. If to say na true I for don join since. To make thousands of unpaid comments no sweet. Moderator go come delete them on top. See insult.

As a fellow foolish Nairalander I am disappointed that you men engaged in something other than political news or soccer. What rubbish! As for your thread nothing concern me. It makes front page every other week with different titles. There’s nothing people will type here which we haven’t seen thousands of times.

The problem is there are always idiots who will never open WhatsApp accounts, always get their phones missing or for some one reason or the other choose to disregard WhatsApp as a service.

If people make WhatsApp the preferred mode of communication, bastard telecom companies will find ways to hike data prices. When I realized a one hour WhatsApp voice call was only 10MB I swore to preach the gospel of data calls over regular ones. There is also nothing like international calls where the service is concerned; every call is a local one.

Being a baby mama is now a profession. The world changes. I love this because it’s to my benefit.

They should make it 1,000 naira per litre so we can all rest. With the gas situation we’ve reverted to firewood. The fuel shortage would happen no different. Now, where can I get a bicycle?

People make money off poetry? Impressive. Nobody cares for the arts this way. The most an artist can get for his work is 8 - 40k. I doubt anyone would purchase original artwork any higher.

That hammer between a man’s thighs makes women act irrational. I don’t blame her.

Money solves every issue in this country. This is not news. Next.

The only ministry she should counsel is being the resident of a psych ward.

That is one attractive older man. Okay. Goodbye.

What did the moderator hope to gain by posting their ages? It’s Hollywood, all the stars date each other. The guy also dated Ariana Grande not too long ago. Once she leaves he’ll latch onto someone else.

1. Yahoo boy.
2. Internet skit.

Namdeenero:
That English there is enough reason not to forgive her even if she buys a private jet for him.. People still write “Am” instead of “I am” or “I’m” in this age of smart phones and autocorrect

It makes me wonder if their phones’ autocorrect is in Hindi, Arabic or Telugu. Plenty of them dey Nairaland.

Nothing I haven’t seen before. Next.