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So Lalasticlala and his peers have no idea what is happening here. Hmm. Wonders shall never end. Grant OP’s wish to hit front page.

There is no way stealing from banks brought such a total. Powerful people are funding this group. One can’t tell me otherwise.

E no concern me. China is a country which can literally take over the world. What they possess in population number makes up for the US’s military might. It will take a coalition of first world nations to stop the Chinese government if they wake up one morning to declare intentions of world domination.

Lol. See the way they enhanced her features to look masculine in the first picture.

There are many tranny-loving Nairalanders hence the reason for this woman’s news to hit front page repeatedly.

Gbegirsoup:
Eweeee!
And they thought it was an endorsement..

Seeing that meme makes me think these people went into the competition to act for two full months and are now back into their regular role as civilians. It won’t surprise me especially as most of them go straight to Nollywood.

Ayomide, life is passing you by. Keep living in the past. Others have meouved.

Nairalanders are really stupid for this habit of replying only to high traffic content. Now the topic has picked traction and might make it to the front page. I’m hoping it does so OP can receive rapid invectives from the trolls of Nairaland. E fit bad sotey he go deactivate. His sockpuppeting and constant replies to members paid off.

OP, to give you context of how this story sounds;

Imagine a female Nairalander comes here to describe a situation where she traveled by road only to get attacked by robbers. She says the robbers made all the commuters lie on the floor face down while they got frisked for valuables. She goes further to say they discovered a male passenger had an unnecessary erection, told him to stand and then get naked in order to embarrass him. She goes into detail about the man being well built, fairly groomed bodily with a thick, veiny phallus capable enough to poke holes through a cement wall. After all is said and done she rounds up by saying she still fantasizes about the image every night and sometimes touches herself to sleep while thinking of it. I know you’ll quickly jump to call her an olosho and point out how her depravity negates the seriousness of a dire situation. If you don’t understand after this example then you’re either trolling or very daft.

He has the money and can make it back. More grease to his elbows. Nothing concern me when I have my 1,800 naira watch, fifty pound watch and eighty pound watch closeby. Na where your money reach you go spend. If e pain you knack head for wall.

Every day in my kitchen. Let me go take a listen right now. My grandfather enjoyed having noise around him so always had a radio on hand or placed somewhere specific in the house. My mother picked the annoying habit. Another place I always listen to the radio is in cars. Our commutes are short so there’s no reason to have CD or MP3 players hooked up. The best songs are always played on Cool FM so there’s no need for an external source of entertainment.

It’s more dangerous for the men performing the acts than the women. She’s grown fat and inflexible after childbirth hence the plea. Yes the moves are dangerous, but most men should try them once in a while to test their fitness levels. There is a strong reason the men in porn are built like athletes.

Narialand front page. The man is a shareholder here.

It’s why Africans are animalistic at heart. Violence is the key to everything for us.

#story.

Though flights are faster and convenient, I've never heard of commercial road journeys get canceled. It has happened once in my over eighty journeys in Nigeria.

“I don’t want to lose my relationship.” At this point you’ve already lost it. That’s how life works.

His name should have nothing to do with both superiors. He should relax, he’ll have his chance after Fury pummels Usyk.

Na them know. All I care for is the next three months. They can’t enact the ban then release it a week later. It’s always after a month or three. Meanwhile their politicians will come and go into the country as they like — no different from an open playground.

Yesterday Sunday we went there and before i knew it we had sex.

Come back and expand on this part. I want to learn this magic of two people bumping into each other and waking up the next morning on the same bed. Since you announced the end point of you two’s friendship I can only say congratulations. What do you want to hear again? Oil dey your head. Carry on.

He’s right. It’s that 20% people should focus on.

According to him, the remaining 20% of meaningful music do not interest Nigerians because they are not "emotionally intelligent to appreciate good music."

He hit the nail on the head here.

I almost forgot about today. Six minutes to go.

Is it an animal, place or thing?

No stupid gif regarding the news?

That eba was made for somebody not hungry at the time. Turn my thing and give me, jor, the only shape I accept is circular.

That first Rihanna picture is old. She rounded out when she stopped taking drugs and hit thirty years of age. The second picture is more like it.

1. Nairaland has seen another horse to beat.

2. I go laugh Seun if he catch lawsuit based on this news. Since he's ready to let his moderators take him down then so be it.

It's only a day later and I don't care.

Marry her first then let us know.

If you want it, come and collect.

Everything looks good on you.

So this forum now promotes red pill teachings? Tufiakwara! At least Nairalanders have discovered a new topic to type rubbish on. I've grown past childishness.

The residents have fortified the scene with the blood of Jesus. Lol. That’s enough for the average Nigerian.

We’re drawing odds now? Okay, +4.