₦airaland Forum

castrokins:
Don't Be So Audacious In Ignorance..

The froth gave you away.

I don’t know why OP keeps asking this question. Okay, I’ll open a new account to pose as a female programmer. I hope that’ll satisfy you.

This is really good. Depending on the price I can see the company taking over HP’s dominance in the Nigerian market. So far I can type Word documents and troll Nairaland, I’m good to go.

Nigerians love these baseless promises. Nothing concern me. I dey wait till afternoon to drink beer.

He’ll magically survive. Some people can not die no matter what. AIDS sef dey look face.

I don’t care.

I have no clue who he is or how relevant his existence was to my life. Na chicken and chips sure for me this afternoon.

ikorodureporta:
She don join Illuminati

The Illuminati is not real and even if it was, nobody will allow black people join it. This is Nairaland so my comment will go into one ear and out of the next.

If Atiku rules Nigeria for one day we’ll feel the disastrous after effects for the next fifty years. I know the idiots I share the country with, they’ll run out of options and put him in power. I long gave up hope on this nation. It is now going on auto pilot with the citizens buckled right for the ride.

Hmm. Na wa. Fraud is a way of life in this country. Why do honest people still exist? Everyone should automatically become wicked so somebody can rest.

I haven’t seen anyone get resurrected from the dead. I hear stories about such but only in books containing lies. It’s dead, mate, there’s no saving a marriage’s long-sailed lust.

I saw last in November 2020. Do moths also count?

The show will continue till the foreseeable future while Nairaland rats will remain Nairaland rats. Them use poverty curse una.

That’s life in the wild. Survival is for the strongest, smartest and quickest. Mess up and become the next animal’s lunch. Nature has no PG and PC buttons, every swift judgement is gruesomely painful.

Something is wrong with these attention-seeking Nairalanders.

Some people have terrible standards. She just laid this out before SDK releases her report card. That was a smart move.

Nigerians are idiots. The very act most of them roam about the night hours willing to pay for is what they’re castigating this young man for broadcasting. If we don’t have sex, why do so many dead infants magically appear in gutters and polyethylene bags? Hypocrisy does no one good at the end of the day.

Hackportal:
Are you sure?

Lastly.

There are more than ten ways to kill a mosquito; from clapping hands to setting off nukes. Pick your poison.

Okay. Good. Now what next? The longer the government keeps this going the more they’ll build up to Taliban level. It won’t make sense if terrorists take up the leadership mantle one day.

Why isn’t Ruiz mentioned in all of these? The guy deserves a chance.

Me, go out of my way to please or interest a woman? God forbid! Settle with the local girls you can catch then. No time. One fish is better than two missed opportunities.

Or i should tell him to conduct DNA test on all of us? (i can foot the bill).

Do this and know peace. Woe betide you if it is later revealed that you also are not his child.

This is why people have turned Nairaland to their personal piggy bank where they ask for items ranging from shoes to laptops and ultimately money. Una can tire somebody, I no go lie. I was planning to sell my old laptop and a Nairalander gave a “better” idea — I should dash him instead. Lol. Me and him paid fees together to complete the full payment, I guess. Another incident was when I had a traveling bag larger than another’s. The idiot’s bright idea was for me to dash him mine and collect his. If I didn’t see the need for such a large bag I won’t buy it in the first place. Perpetual beggars, na why una life no dey progress.

The soap opera continues. People call WWE and BBNaija fake yet follow these men’s shenanigans which utilize the same hackneyed plots. Nigerians can never have sense.

I came to read someone’s criticism of BBN and I wasn’t disappointed. If he wanted 30m naira plus 60m in prizes to fund this innovation then he should have auditioned. Since that didn’t happen he should accept what he was given.