₦airaland Forum

Okay. Good for her.

Nairaland killed him the same way it did Eddie Murphy, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker and Vin Diesel. Mscheew. Fake news central.

21 gun salutes aren’t a thing anymore? Yoruba people with cowardice are like tea, jam and bread.

illicit:
Jesus!


Is !!


coming!!!

He came in 2001. You missed him.

…and?

Around this time I would jump and pass this Yoruba people’s news.

Bose recorded a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend in 2007. The wicked ex-boyfriend told her that he will delete the sex tape but he never did. Six years later, three days to her wedding in 2013, the ex-boyfriend released the sex tape just to destroy her career and her life. The video went viral like pure water.

I don’t even know who she is. Oh well, Google to the rescue. Good Lord, that was a really good video. Tiwa and co should learn from that. Given the right motivation the woman would agree to anal play. Her husband lost out in the end. No wonder the video went viral.

I know how she looks without makeup. I am not moved.

I don’t see the news. They chilled together for 2.5 months. The real world would present challenges, but it doesn’t mean they won’t continue chilling when free.

The world doesn’t care. This event will get a fifteen second mention on mainstream media. Only Nigerian outlets will care to flesh out the news.

NemoDatQuod:
Funny guy. Stop projecting. N1.7M is simply £2,000. That is two days pay for some consultants.

Millionaire no dey Nairaland.

Sharatan:
All these Igbo men claiming they have all the wealth in Nigeria this and that, why haven't they helped this young man who is an Igbo and has been soliciting for help on this forum since..
What a shame. Useless tribe.

That man is likely a scammer. All he’ll keep getting is deleted every time he posts here.

Jovan7:
God who is in heaven who sees what we do in secret will judge every one according to thier deeds, who ever is behind my predicament will never go unpunished, you said I am not the real Celestine tell me who is

Your predicament? So person no fit catch infection just like that? Your God no dey give unborn children cancer? Why have you refused to contact the Nairaland Help Network?

The flogging likely happened when his eyes were clear. African solutions to problems always include pain of sorts. I don’t think whipping him would do anything unless the drug was taken out of youthful exuberance. The white man would find the factor(s) in his life making him turn to drugs then eliminate or ameliorate it/them.

Jovan7:
Hi good people of nairaland good day to you
Please have mercy on me I truly need your help . I am Celestine from awgu,LgA . Enugu State
this is what I have been going through for the past 13 yrs,how I wish my spinal chord injury didn't affect my upper limps I would have been more independent on my own but right now I depends on people for some task.like disposal of my urine and poo I do on bed and other stuf.

Having persistent pains and pressure sore and spasm, there was no form of treatment for me.
Providing our daily needs has been proving very difficulty for us.the suffering my mother is passing through saddened my soul . she is a BP and diabetic patient for long
Please come to our aid I need your financial help to enable me go for medical. no matter how little it help us get medication and food and other basic nessesary health care need s
This video below is how I used to come down from the mountain side I stayed all this year indoor . whenever there is emergency or need for me to go out
For confirmation of my condition and other details you can reach me on the phone no on the picture


Location; Nkpor Anambra State.i am available for physical verifications thanks.

Please also beware of my the criminal Anthony okeke using my old video that I didn't mention my name to be scam unsuspecting people.

I don't hid myself.may Almighty God In Heaven never forgive me if I am not the person on those pictures and videos or if I lied about my condition.may God send this my condition back to he that is imperlsonating me on this forum which ever moniker he is hiding may God pay him back in full.

I don’t know the arrangement you and moderators here have. Maybe you share your proceeds 60:40. The idiots can automate a full deletion of a paragraph I type yet see no reason to flag your unchanging write-up. Bias is a human trait.

Have you eaten?

I’m waiting for the stupid pictures Nairalanders will steal from Twitter and post here.

It’s time for the frustrated police force to unleash another round of African justice on jobless fellows. Those truly affected by the events of last year will come out, the rest will consist of unemployed louts willing to cause mayhem. I dey house dey watch TV. Nothing concerns me.

EasternActivist:
Good to know, care to share the details of your laptop

No.

It’s a Lagos thing. Nothing concerns Rivers State.

Lol. The police want to create an EndSars memorial for the EndSars memorial.

My laptop is for productivity and gaming. Windows never fails in those regards.

Either his mother wrote this or this is the end result of being a single mother. I can’t wait for when ‘King’ Tonto’s son starts pimping his mother online. We all know she has a price. The exact amount is still unknown.

BaddieFreak:
Poverty has ruined you, Some of you broke ass niggaz think with your butt, you think everyone is suffering like you.

Because you are suffering doesn’t mean others are suffering, it is better to get your assss together and work hard. Mtsceeew

Myer:
Only broke and fake people open threads like this.
Especially broke girls that know how much they had to spend their body count to acquire the phone.

When you were using a Tecno phone why didn't you open this thread?
Broke azz cheap ho.

This Nairaland is populated by broke children. Here we see a broke male trying to sweet talk a broke “female” into a relationship. The joke is on him. The female is actually a hairy-testicled male no different from him.

May. I highly doubt she will. Pepsi might let her go. I doubt she’s still an ambassador for the company.

Okay.

The white man stealing and hoarding the resources of a foreign land is a tale as old as Greek mythology.

Which quarantine?

1465five:
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See your life. Unemployed fellow.

After the age of 55 a man should not act foolish at the sight of a woman's parts. I remember hearing stories from my then 27 year old girlfriend about how men 58 years and upwards disgraced their lineage at the prospect of bedding her. These were the types with fully grown children older than she was.