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Men help other men. Buy their motivational books and you may learn a thing or two. Why should someone tender you help for free? You honestly have nothing to offer but words of thanks and a gesture maybe once yearly at best. At least a man can pour all his physical and mental frustration into a woman's 'canal.' That 'sweet release' is something the white man is yet to sell in bottles. I swear, when such happens, men will abandon women totally unless when copulating for procreation.

Seeing a successful woman really triggers my kini. If I catch her, ehn, she'll beg for mercy (pun intended).

I know a zoo that animal can go. It's called a cooking pot. See better bushmeat.

metalgear11:
Okay I don change am, it is no longer fiction.

Meh. I'll still pass on the offer. The story is too long, anyway.

E no concern me. October 1 is chicken and turkey day. Nairalanders as usual will stay bitter, claiming there is nothing to celebrate. How suicide isn't rampant in this forum shows the heavy hypocrisy you idiots practice daily.

Where do I start?
“I hate BBN and consider soccer the ultimate.” Multichoice makes money off you.

“I hate BBN so will follow Ultimate Search religiously.” Multichoice go still chop your money.

“I prefer Idols, Project Fame, The Voice, etc.” Them don dey chop your money since. Which other platform shows the competitions? It sure isn’t NTA.

“South Africans are useless. DStv and the likes keep shortchanging Nigerians. I can never support them.” One day or the other you’ll sign up for DStv. I know very well you’re already watching some of their programming. GOtv is the choice for Nairaland “big boys” and we know plainly the service is a subsidiary of Multichoice.

Wrong thread. I’m out.

We wait.

OP no get generator for house.

Since it’s fiction, all I’ll comment is “hmm.”

Clean consciences fear no accusation. She should think up a proper excuse next time.

Let’s see how the real world affects their friendship. If Nini changes her mind and dates Saga based on his father’s wealth then it means she’s a fish-brained Nigerian woman. I like how the housemates look divine when they just come out. They stand out from a regular crowd like seasoned athletes. Nigerians should do better to exercise at least three times weekly, it will do a lot of good to somebody’s life.

White people are weak hence their reason for possessing all the types of firearms in the world. There is no way a human on two feet would die to a single dog unless if attacked by a pack. A second way of a quick death is if the animal bites the human’s windpipe. Well, the weak always get a way to exit the world.

She’s not as old as she makes herself appear. She married an old man hence is keeping a similar appearance. Well, may they live long and continue experiencing happiness in each other.

I don’t care. It’s a husband and wife matter. The only types of these we should put mouth in is ours and no one else’s.

Haipre:
Our maami of BBN thread, I wish the gesture would be extended to me also... I admit the way you love multiple teams... I tried to do so and I learnt cos of you... I'm more of a WMG with a sprinkle of pere and cross...

Another thing I admire is how you reply trolls and insults that can make them know they are mistaken at first.. I also learnt that.. I am more of a reader on the thread than commenter.. if only the viewers have like 30% of your character.. it would have been a better place..
Sorry for this bringing it here.. had to look for a dead thread..

I know it might not reach me but lol.. I gotta give it a try.. thanks and keep the good work going..

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They are both criminals. I want to see pictures of them in prison overalls.

DeBuddingSummer:
Whoever buys this will shed premium tears.

The OP and seller is a known serial fraudster and deceiver.

Just watch it

Thank you. I suspected so.

Emmanuel no fine like that for house. I'm impressed. Good job.

Let it come first then we will make the decision for ourselves.

It's normal. All the four housemates had the same feeling to varying degrees. If you are meant to share a cake two ways and three extra people show up, won't you feel bad? Anyone who won't is only lying.

Hmm. Differences in upbringing are beginning to raise their heads. Pick a compromise. As a third party I'll say she should engage in the act whenever the teenager is not around and likely when you aren't. That child needs both of you in its life. Don't make petty issues draw you people apart.

Different strokes for different folks. If you come back you'll re-adjust.

If white people were blessed with our heat and sunshine, they'll walk naked like we did in times of old. Now they've seen the pointlessness of being covered up, they're letting loose. Our colonial minds are still holding steadfast to their false teachings.

Why do Nairalanders wear poverty as a badge of honour? I will never understand. Millionaire no dey this forum, I will say that till when on my deathbed.

It's purchased so why not. It's people naturally gifted with the asset who hide theirs to avoid stretchmarks getting broadcasted. This woman celebrates about three birthdays every year. Hmm.

Should I still go ahead and try my luck in approaching her and getting her number when next I see her or just save face and just be waving at her anytime I see her?

Save face and keep waving. If she’s interested she may make a move. A few girls from my past broke the ice from such gestures.

SonofDevil:
match fixing is real in boxing.
Betting companies will approach the show promoter and tender a big offer. Promoter accepts and inform his client (boxer) the agree on undisclosed amount and insert a re-match clause in the first fight in order for the boxer to get his belts back and still make more money in the pay-per view and match day tickets win-win to everybody

Yet nobody believes it is apparent in soccer.

OGdaddy:
This is what will happen between Maria and pere after the show.

Pere: hi Maria, i miss you.
Maria: Bullshiiit, you can no longer use me to play your stupid games.
Pere: what games are you talking about?

Maria: I don't even care anymore, i don't want to hear one word from you.

Pere steers at her in silence and she couldn't steer back and she looks down, after 2 minute of silence, she looks up to pere's eyes and says to him. Pere are you done talking to me, i am going.

Pere replies, is this about the girl i mentioned? I was just joking, we are no longer together.

Maria: well that's not my business, i am sure you have many girls that wants you.

Pere: Maria is you i want, i love you and i am sorry for all the wrongs i did, pere tries to kneel down.

Maria: what are you doing? Please stop this.

Pere: please Maria forgive me.

Maria: Alright i forgive you but don't talk to me anymore.

Pere: It means you want me to die.

Maria: smiles and say to him, well that's your problem.

Pere: I've missed your food, please cook something for me.

Maria: with which money? Did you give me money?

Pere: give me your account number let me give you money.

Maria : smiles and says, I don't need your money.

To be continued.

More romantic and interesting than nine weeks of Saga and Nini. DOptical, don’t you agree?