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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Congratulations
Isoright
Damnnnnn. A niggarrr and three girls


Damnnnnn baby

Don't say that. To you it is a perfect combination
But pity the niggarrr among the three ladies
They should add another niggarrr to that squad
If not the stress will be too much for the niggarrr

Talking from experience!
Got five female siblings
Am the only niggarrr.. nothing when all those girls fit do. They continue to behave like babies and seek for your attention.

Imagine Bedc restore light yesterday. No light for our house. Just for them to go switch from generator to nepa light
Them begin call me for phone make i come house come do am

lol, but you're the man of the house.

no 1 and 4

the author would have said " uses of the head not function of the head".

peak at it reach

michlins:
How can a nine year old know he's gay? you are part of the problem of this millennium. What someone chooses to do with his or her life is no one's business. Live and let live sis

In the same manner,Sodom and Gomorrah and the cities around also gave themselves over to gross sexual immortality and pursued unnatural fleshy desires, they are placed before us as a warning example by undergoing the judicial punishment of everlasting fire. Jude :7.
Men who submit to homosexual acts, men who practice homosexuality will not inherit God's Kingdom. 1 Corinthians 6:9,10.
Let the one who has ear listen before Armageddon comes.
Woe to those who says good is bad and bad is good.

Heavenly Father! Let your kingdom come so that your will can be done on this earth. Amen.

newdawn2017:
Bleep u! ve u forgotten d claims Satan made 2 almighty & sovereign God Yahweh in job, where he alleged no human could remain faithful & loyal 2 Yahweh on trial? & Jehovah asked him 2 go go as he pleases 2 job ,.only d@ he shouldn't touch his soul. Jesus Christ d son of d most high God was also tried dis way, yet he remained faithful & loyal even unto a slow & gruesomely painful death on d stake. allowing somthing 2 happen does not mean he is d cause of it, bad things also happens 2 faithful ones. didn't high King Jesus suffer hunger & humiliation her in earth? what abt other faithful servants of d true God Yahweh d@ re tested d@ way? remember D true God expressly stated in Job 13:10 d@ far be it 4rm d true God 2 act wickedly. . job also started d true God does not try some1 with wickedness, neither can him himself be tried.

Correct sis, tell them o.
Satan always want us to blame God for every evil thing that happened. It all started in the garden of eden where he deceived eve, so we are not surprise now because we know the truths.
Satan, ur end is coming to an end.

coolplanet:
A good example is petrol fire outbreak. How do you exit the house when the entrance or exit is locked,windows sealed with burglary, flame everywhere that you can't even see anything but dark smoke.how do u escape such.be honest.thanks

I will lie low on the floor and start crawling to the next available exist.

Looks like black tape worms.
i hope its not from China before we start eating black plastic.

Well from my own observation, he was holding the snake tail which make it weak to attack.

There is a part of the snake tail, if held firmly kills the snake immediately so beware.

Lovely couple

EvilMetahuman:
so satan is more powerful than god on earth?

And why is it taking god forever to destroy satan? I thought he is all powerful and can do anything?

God is love, patient and kind.
You can recall how he was patient with the Israelites even though they witnessed many miracles he performed on their behalf e.g(the crossing of the red sea) they still lack faith in him.
God does not take delight in the death of anyone rather he is patient with us, giving us more time. He wants all those doing bad to leave their bad ways before it is too late.
When Jesus was earth, he says( Matthew 24:14)" And this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations and then the END will come''.
No wonder Jehovah's witnesses are everywhere preaching the kingdom good news before the end comes.
U can request for a free home bible study in your location by clicking on www.Jw.org.

Psoul:
Op, I must be frank wt you. Though you did not give us the full details of what brought about the sudden change. I beliv there must be a cause to it.
From the little u shared, i am convinced that u married a faithful woman. She has no other guy outside you. She may not even have ordinary friends. You are her husband, boyfriend and friend. Such ppl could be very possessive and u don't dare give them any cause to suspect that someone is threatening their marital or relationship security.

You probably keep a kind of fellow guys that gives your wife the impression that they may introduce you into silly lifestyle. You may have once in a while told her how bad/promiscuous one of your frriends is. This eroded the trust she has on them. This is what brought about her outburst when you told her that your friend is bringing in some girls to add flavour to your event.

Another mistake you made was following ur emotion by slapping her twice. You should have bn more reasonable and walk away from that scene. I bet you, the slap did not solve any of your problems, rather it made it worst. It never made you subdue her, rather it empowered her to be more disobedient to you. Responsible men don't beat their wives (forget those guys out there saying; if say na me ehhhh) put them in that situation, i bet you, they can't do nothing.

Continuing, you committed another marriage blunder by telling your siblings about your wife in the negative light. You may, as time goes on find peace wt your wife and reconcile wt her. To tell you the truth, your sibling especially the female ones will never forgive her no matter how beautiful you paint her image before them. Learn to exhaust every avenue for reconciliation within both of you before inviting the 3rd party. Don't even beliv that your Pastor has the right to kw about every issue u are going through in your family.

Finally, I will advise you to call your wife, sit her down and get the real picture of what is making her act that way. It may just be a little thing that may not take 5mins discussion to settle. I am neither condemning you nor your wife. You guys are just passing the normal phase in your marriage. That period that satan will like to destroy ur relationship to stop you from bearing those beautiful and strong kids that will be problem to him (satan). Never let him achieve this. Remember how u used to love this woman and let that love re-envelope u once again and you will see that ur wife may not be as bad as the devil want you to beliv.

God Bless Your Marriage.

True talk of wisdom.

Many people here are advising u to divorce but how does ur heavenly father who instituted marriage feels about divorce. Malachi 2:16 says He hates DIVORCE.
Read also Matthew 19:9 and Mark 10:11.

Endure, be patient. Patient is a gift from God. The bible says that those who marry will have tribulation of the flesh.take that as your own tribulation. When she is normal, u can ask her to tell u everything she don't like in u so that u can make changes. Listen carefully. Only u both can handle this issue not family members or churches.
Your family can be happy.click on www.Jw.org

EvilMetahuman:
Rip to her.

The doctor sha! Is he a doctor or a pastor?


The hypocrisy; he praised god for allowing a woman with ovarian cyst and giant fibroid to get pregnant, but he didn't blame the same god that punished the woman for 14years and extra 9months before killing her after rigorous child birth pain.


The unblamable sadist God we serve!

God is not to be blame for the evil that befall us.(James 1:13-17).
The holybook(bible) says Satan is the one controlling the whole world.(1 john 5 :19 & john 12:31).
We have the hope and confidence towards God that soon He will destroy Satan and his agents. Then what He promise us in revelation 21:3,4,5 will surely be fulfilled. "He will wipe out every tears our eyes and death will be no more, no pain.......
All those who have died are still in their graves waiting for resurrection. (John 5:28,29).
For more question check www.Jw.org

I will buy it

dainformant:
A Nigerian lady identified as Princess Jemaimah Kalu has revealed how she was saved after falling into the hands of ritualists during her stay in Lagos law school some years back. Read what she shared on her Facebook page on Tuesday, July 18, 2017.


I was in Law School Lagos at the time and was undergoing my Court Attachment at the Federal High Court in 2014. After the Court sitting for the day, I strolled down to Falomo bridge and entered a taxi heading to CMS. At CMS I was supposed to board another vehicle that will take me to Ajegule, I had an outreach to carry out in a secondary school there.

However, I noticed the taxi I entered from Falomo was not following the correct road that leads to CMS. I was about complaining when they driver and the three other men in the vehicle started having a conversation in Hausa language. They did not know I have a little understanding of the language. After listening to their conversation, it dawned on me that I was inside the vehicle of ritualists "One Chance". Then I started praying in tongues within me.

They driver kept on driving and asking the others if I have become unconscious. Well, my eyes were wide open! I remained calm and every time he turned around to look at me, I smiled . At a point he became very angry and drove into a remote place. I was seating in between two men. The doors were firmly locked and the windows were closed. People were passing by but nobody dared come close to see what was happening. The men were looking at me and I was looking at them. After sometime, their Native Doctor arrived and entered the car through the front door. He brought out some powder like stuff from his pocket, sprayed some on his palm and after chanting some words he blew it on my face.

However, I noticed that while he was blowing the stuff, he couldn't look at my face. When he was done I smiled at them and continued praying within. Nothing happened! The Native Doctor got angry and asked the driver where he picked me from. He said to him,

"Where you carry this one come from? Abi you no see the fire wee dey for her face when you carry her? The GOD wee she dey serve done keep trailer for road wee go kill you if you touch her oh! Open door make she carry her trouble dey go oh!"

Immediately after saying this, the driver who was already scared opened the door and yelled at me to get out of his vehicle. Well, I refused to get down. I insisted that they must show me how to get to Ajegule and I told them my mission was to go there and preach the gospel and at that point I did not even know the location where I was. The driver was trying to yell more at me when the Native Doctor told me to come out and he walked me down to the park. When we got to the park before he left he said to me,

"My pikin, that GOD wee you dey serve, make you no leave am oh!"

When I entered the vehicle heading to Ajegule, I kept on weeping. My body was cold and stiff. My lips were shaking! I kept on thanking JEHOVAH!

That day, the LORD delivered me from death! HE wore me the garment of boldness. I was like a lion in the midst of the wicked! The Native Doctor that was supposed to end my life became my escort!

Indeed, we worship a living GOD! Praise the LORD, hallelujah!

are u one of Jehovah's witnesses? if u are,make sure u don't miss ur fellowship. always b honest and clean in all ur ways.

I'm still waiting for teaching

Matthew chapter 6 verse 9 to 13, Jesus taught us a short and simple way to pray- 'The Lord's prayer'
My question now is; what if all i say everytime i needed to pray is the Lord's prayer, does that mean i've suceeded in praying for things i needed all round?

Do u actually know the meaning of that prayer?
hallowed b thy name. Do u really know God's name? How can u honor God when u don't know His name? God wants all his creations to know Him very well,starting from his name. He revealed his name in the Bible book of psalm chapter 83 verse 18. stating that his name is Jehovah (Yahweh) which means causes to become.
for more information, visit www.jw.org.

my beloved brother, I thank Jehovah for your safe return. many went through that way and never returned. u will continue to give Jah praise in all your days. I hope your brother is safe and doing well.
OBEDIENT contributed in saving ur life. if u had disobeyed your brother by using part of that money, what next?
Jehovah loves u very much that is one reason u need to be upright and morally clean before Him.
Very soon,Jehovah will destroy all the wicked people on earth and only the good people (righteous) will transform the earth into a better place.

[quote author=bikerboy1 post=56220347]The best advice. Even though it's called fornication when you are not married. But then, it will get you delivered.

That's not true,even married couples that have sex almost every day masturbate. Why so? they love viewing pornography and now they don't have self control over their sexual apatite. masturbation,fornication and adultery is bad.

Prudent200:
hello Guys please I really need your help and it killing me I started masturbating at the age of 18 I normally do use soap sometimes i try to stop but it wont let go,there was a time i stop for two month I was happy it will be over I started seeing my self doing it again.I made up my mind that at age 19 I will stop but i still find my self doing it I have stop using soap and I do use my hand after 4 minute I erupt I feel sad when i do it and it makes my Leg weak if i stand up and i want to stretch my leg it will be making praaaaa sound same goes to my hand,looking at it am a skinny guy at age 20 I develope another means which is bed masturbation i will be banging my Dick on the bed and it take 10 minute to erupt sometimes i do hold my sperm and continue banging the bed even as i type this I masturbated this night and i erupt i know we have doctor in the house and some nairalander guys do it.
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sometimes i feel am the only guy In this world masturbating I also read somewere masturbation reduce prostrate cancer and also,some were in a site that masturbation increase prostrate cancer to %35 in young men how true is this please i need advice please i do feel guilty when i realease help a brother please

my dear, u can stop it for ever. avoid staying alone, Change ur pattern of sleeping and pray to Jehovah God to help u. write down ur victory (the day u did not masturbate). avoid watching porn.and nude films,pictures. remember it comes to the mind first,so always fill ur thought with good things that are wholesome. stay clean.

AnthonioAlsaid:
Deceive not yourself

It shrinks your dick

Causes depression

Erectile dysfunction

Premature ejaculation

Body weakness

true masturbation is bad, it can disgrace u any where because it has control over u, which causes depression. u can stop it by avoiding staying alone, change ur pattern of sleeping and praying to God for help.

hmm. na wa oh