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ituen:
Yes i agree with u Sunej

nice joke

^{my big head swells} Thanks, Nice punch 4 ya sig. ya hand go don red

Nice one, The blind man must be Tufe, the other one Ben and woman Olunifemi, The shildren are: sam milla, ituen, jeovy, ula, saucekid, tj_tj, seun, clem and info,

folahann:
Those are very nice quotes, had a good laugh
but the poster na big mumu for completing quotes like that

Folahann, u are the biggest mumu, because I laf finish b4 u.

Am thinking of Buying MTN, I'll rename it NEPA after my concubine whom I'll soon marry. Her name is Nela!.

A rolling stone ……… na person push am.

A stitch in time, …,  dey prevent further tear tear.

Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born them.

One good turn……… na power steering be that.

A bird in hand……,  na christmas chicken food be that.

He who laughs last……,  na mumu. Why him no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?

The patient dog……,  Na hunger go kill am!

I've seen it on NBF.

http://business-nigeria.com/forum/index.php/topic,45.0.html

gabrywyl:
no, . . . Its not that. Its just that you can hardly find turkey in the place where I live. Or I think you can never find one.The closest is a Chicken. Does it taste the same?

Sounds like Iraq, suicide bomb don kill them finish! ^pele

sun un nua gin jobu - una no get job

^{I love this.}
Just get a girl friend and have me as her sex

^{Looks for a bucket of water, finds one. Pours it on Princess A} Sorry Girl, u over slept. Were u dreaming?

cnn

No be small tori, did I laugh?

Jeovy:
what is he driving?

maybe Ifyalways 

pele

Simply, Rob fuel and light matches on it, I promise u, it'll neva grow for the next 100 years

^*hisses* Goes back to watching desperate housewives.

I do not get it?

Am happy for u man, I saw ur offline but I ws on another sys. How did it go? Buzz me when u get online.

Haba, me and ituen de play futball inside belle then , ask am. Am thinking of even employing him

Shit contest

This is so creative.

Ituen no cry, I go buy u biscuit!

Kei! Ituen na my Padi anytime anywhere, abi I lie?

Mama neva give them breakfast!

OH my God, this na die o!

u no get job o!

not for ppl like u without sense of humor, I guess u miss road

is that supposed to be a joke or spam?

To show my love, I hereby dedicate Celtel to my 5th wife ZAINAB. From now, Celtel shall be called ZAIN

My earlier wives so far are:

Ego -Econet
Victoria -Vodafone
Veronica -V-mobile
Chioma -Celtel and now
Zainab -Zain

Shopping for another wife!

I'll tell them u are looking for expo, just be confident and you'll make it.

GOOD NEWS!

Ituen Gave his life to Christ today in my Church. He pledge to be rescuing ppl and not belongings! Congrass Itu.