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I learn that when police are outside shooting at Armed robbers inside glass-walled bank, the arm robbers die but the glass where the bullet passed through do not scatter nor break. ^{Clap for naija film trick}

for number2, answer is 10
number 9, answer is silence

, am thinking of the others.

Abbygyal:
~@sunej
why all this story? person tell u say i wan go shopping ni? nawa

i no say u wan go shopping, I wrote whenever u wan shop! "^{I wonder if u pass jamb}"

kpokpoti:
anybody here wan yarb

If u wan yarb, go enele Yuncsion for Warri, ^{jobless anuofia}

i de fear follow such link commot NL

@Abbygyl, I have correct shoes I imported from Italo, they are classic and cheap. Also, when u want to do your impulse shopping, i have a discount mall, contact me for address ^{One love}

Honestly, I've not seen enough

Post 1000 posts daily on NBF and ur name will be in Guinness Book of record!

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=150719.msg2526826#msg2526826 date=1216418280]~sunej Nnaa why you just dey give me chewing gum macking since yesterday naa ??[/quote]No vex, na love, How far with our church opening, I wan be treasurer (in charge of tithe and offering)

Emperoh:
wait ooh but what if I be Obj and i want marry the so called man's daughter

Rules will surely change abi no be so?
Na foolish person no know person wey big pass am

who u pass?

This is what i call FREEDOM OF PISS ^{na today?}

I think Abby's father should serve this one to ben-jay

It's not African, it's those people that eat SNAKE too much that always hiss ^{Moves to NBF}

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=150284.msg2517161#msg2517161 date=1216251336]~ sunej Nwanne, i think this isi serious businessi o . . .
Y not u give me $5000, so i sell his numba to you, so thati you can reach him direct ?? [/quote]Nna See me see Agboro o!, as my inlaw, u no know say we dey yarn in /sec? Ole! u think say that gala business i wan start, abeg rush o!, hold-up de for kwame bus stop, people go need gala there.
Anu npam ^*hiss*

[quote author=Kay$ link=topic=151331.msg2517153#msg2517153 date=1216251140]@Ben , Nice move , but if God go catch you , you go talk wetin go vess my baby , @Abby , my mind tell me say u self go check that id , God dey see us o , babygirl , don't do what i wouldn't do o , I beg ,[/quote]This guy don high, he go soon die of jealousy. ben just abandone me 4 messenger to resume his class with abbyy

Abbygyal:
your sis indeed

Abbyy, no worry, U'll like her as sister-in-law

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=151331.msg2517120#msg2517120 date=1216250077]~sunej Na your type dey teach only reproductive system for biology throughout one semester[/quote]Jack of all trade na master on none, e go to be good in one thing. For me, na practical biology. if u have any reproductive issue, just invite me to your room ^{ladies only}

www.nairaland.com/attachments/86255_OBAMA_jpg3901e960ba7eac97a4f431a70691af38
make una tell Obama to wire me $100,000 else, i'll accuse him of public display of touching body. Why must he hug my sister like that before marrying her?

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=151331.msg2516960#msg2516960 date=1216246542]~Will you guys leave my class room ??[/quote]yes Tisha Shike.
Abygyal, no mind that guy, come make i teach u practical biology. I assure u u'll graduate with certificate after nine months.

I t seems everyone one detests the idea of water running on cars, sorry cars running on water. Are u all working with NNPC?

AS for me, I love the idea, just that I really feel for Nigeria that depends so much on oil,

I'll love to have that but that'll be after I return from school. If am to bargain, I'll offer 2.2 Million or less.

Kai! That Photo big no be small, it seems the girl is looking for husband.

@poster, I suggest u wait, if u buy the car, how will u maintain it?

I highly hope you guys are not in any way trying to xploit these innocent job seekers?

hey! if you are real, post your full contact address and phone number here, i rather pay u a visit.

check this site, it might help,

http://business-nigeria.com/forum/index.php/topic,24.0.html

I'll love to re-unite with my primary school love -Nkiru Chukwu. We schooled at Obiofia Central School. She lived with her "supposed" brother Achicha.

Atutupoyoyo (Titilayo)