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abeg make una give me ideas

I wonder who's the ex- here, my guy na u. Maybe the other guy was never an ex, how do u expect girls and their materilaism to still love you pass the guy with the dough?? my guy, shine your eyes

ok, I think i should follow ur advises and forget her, maybe if i show her yellow and then red light, she may back-off.

My girl friend wants to travel abroad, she loves me I believe and i love her, she made me make promises to her, but deep down, I doubt if i can wait,

What do u advise?

Crazykid, I feel you. I just finished speaking with her on mid-night calls (she called), she calls me to tell me that she is bored and wants to go out, when we got out, she tries to hold me (most times elbow join).
I sneaked her diary and went through it, I discovered that she is the type that Mugu men and that she was infatuated with her guy (former maybe) and they are having problems now. She noted all our recent outings as fun, hahaha, I make her laugh but I feel like punishing her,


Wicked Ideas neeeded plz, I don't want my current babe to notice.

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Do u work in a bar?

well, just that I liked her, I knew here before i met my current GF, now, I feel like a kind of revenge, just to prove to her that no condition is permanent

Advertise on papers or print a T-shirt reading "I'm looking for a wifey" but no new my house o! Joseph the dreamer

Na waaa for ladies. I met this girl in Ibadan when I was working as a cafe attendant, I tried to have her but she was dam tough. Even to get her number was real stress that took weeks. She never called nor replied my txts, though she goes out with me sometimes, she only eats my money and enjoys my funny attitude. She even went as far as calling her boyfriend so I'll speak with him.

At a time, I got fed up and decided not to call her again, I changed my line and for over 4months, there was no communication till recently, i decided to call her.

We arranged to meet few hours that same day and I believed she was baffled with what she saw -I've changed. @21, am rich and drove her to the zoo with my latest well-air conditioned car.

The point is that, since then, she has been all over me, calling and flashing, she even sent sweet txt. She offerd to do cake for me without my asking, well, i think she's now after my money, maybe it was because I was average then that she was playing hard to get.


What do u think I should do, me I want to play her!!!

Nwannem, akuko gia etee na nu. It's an old joke in this forum, create your own jokes. -Dr Smile

Nna gi nwakwere nke oma. Obu ezi oku n mu bu Ajobota kama na Nne mu zunyere asusu Igbo na mu.

Onwe kwara nu ihe ozo na abuhi na mu na akpuputa ugbo ala izizi mu na aho nka.

Mee ka ndi Igbo mara maka thread a!

Haba, but this one funny, i de cnsider publishing it on my column nxt week

I failto understand it, what's POSSE, guess the horse taught he meant pussy

Missed a number, that's really creative, ths guy deserves a chieftaincy title in Bakkassi.

Missed a number, that's really creative, ths guy deserves a chieftaincy title in Bakkassi.

Srue i raed it at a stetratch like coerrtc snetnecet

Sex

Tis question is so simple that I'll feel embarrased to answer it. I'll call my driver to rap the answer

O boy eh! That must be an Ijebu girl

yes, but cannot say goodbye to those 2 O's.

Abeg help me tell am o! E fit join am with Igbo e go become englibo.
Good one sha.

Oh my God, I can't believe I laughed for almost five minutes, very creative, see you on stage.

Nna na wao! how far this gay thing don go 4 naija sef? Guess Odeku u can answer me

Mugu 12, am sure that mugu 48 will be more expensive than you

I wonder why some pple are very stupid, i warned my driver not to allow pple snap this my car but now it has spread all over the net. Infact i want to sale the car. If u are interested in buying, contact me on sunejsunday@yahoo.com

This is 2daful, i love the riddles and I want to ask for permission to use them in my shows,

That makes u another idiot. How much did OMO pay u? I de o!