₦airaland Forum

baslone: Postings have been outdoing themselves praising mothers.

Many have eulogised their mums as the 'best' in d world! Bravo to u all! but wait:

when last did u visit that mum? How many times have u done shopping for her? Her fone
is always faulty yet u just bought Bold 5 for a babe last week!

You can't spare her two hours in 3 wks yet u endure 3 hours of traffic daily just to
pick ur girlfriend from work! You lady, advance ur 'yeye' fiance 50k yet u told ur mum
she should wait till u collect 'contribution' before u give her 5k!

You can't attend ur mum's harvest in her 'old school' yet, u go to Ijebu-Ode to join
ur 'fiancee's' parents who are remembering a dead grand-dad who died 1945!

If u are guilty of any of these and u are 'celebrating' ur mother's day on blogs,forums,
BBM and facebook, God will deal with u.

Or else, remove that yeye post and go in person to greet that mother!

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Let God be the Judge sir, u either post ur message to ur mom, or walk away...whats wit d Holier dan thou attitude? Shior!

babaowo: .......... Yeah u right ! Ok this 1..àgbàlàgbà to ni ki àlagbà pe agabalagba wa ni ita gbangba!!! Don't let ur teeth be scatter ooo!Lol

I don't tink I can keep up again o...I no knw dis one...lol

T-Spayne:
The condition is called pica and its a sign of mineral deficiency, especially iron.

Some people know so much sha! I'll go read about PICA...I'm learning.

@ Babaowo, o da na. O daaro. Olorun ji wa re! Its my longest post on NL. Tx 4 making it interesting...
P.s: lemme knw if I got dat itumo rite..wld check bak later today. Regrds.

babaowo: ......oro kabiti! Translte nd win jackpoot.... Lineage "ancestry"

Oro kabiti, abi orokabiti. E fe pa mi? E o to be. Did u mean: 'if I catch U'?

babaowo: well I go to church also, just talking about linage noni...itumo ni wipe 1day go b 1day!

ooh! I see...lol

babaowo: @sunshynn.......tíngí bàgà mú gun ehn ngé? Ansa dat lol ur translator will crash lolz

ha! Ki le le yi ooo...abegi oooo

babaowo: gba ooo!!! Every1 just dey ansa omo eko lol but natives know themselses, where is urs family shrine located in lagos? Ours is in isale offin/eko lol, o da bi mpe o fe kako bi shiken?

my family does not have a shrine in lagos as we r staunch catholics...my parents live in Suruler...the last yoruba part eh! I read it over n over...ki ni itumo o

babaowo: ........... Yeah all good mum will intend to if they don't the strenght they will still will to do so! Mama still dey luandry manually despite machine is availiable,but who taught u all this 1 u dey write so? Igbo babe

Now u talking...u went d wrong way initially. Now u back on track. I ws born & raised in Lagos! Omo Eko gaan gaan ni mi...lol

I call my Mom: Mummy wen I want something, I call her Nnem Oma. She's got pet names for me...Lily, Ngo, my fav: Otepum(wonders wat it means) and she says it wit so much Swag. Dat woman eh!!

babaowo: lol use ur google translate ,but u wrote tinwatinwa language now..don't worry i will teach u.

mo se se ka daada ni, iro oo, Maami kon man fo len kan kan ni....se muni yin o baa yin fo sho rara ni?

babaowo: ......ok I'm sorry ooo lol aya mio ja, mo ro bi mumi e lon be fo sho ni!

dats good...Nko te e ko o ye mi oo, omo Igbo ni mi ooo..

babaowo: ......... You are an ingrate ooo!!! How much is washing machine? Your mama still keep laundry for you? Hope you too would wash your children clothes till they reach 50yrs old. Shame!

shut up der! What do u know? I'm sure ur relationship wit ur mother isn't so good as a result of the cancer u have in ur mouth....I cn relate to Mama stil doing my Laundry up until now, wenevr I vist, not because I cldnt do it or dat der wsnt a machine to do the washing, but out of LOVE! Pls, be careful wat u say ojare!

My Only Mama, words fail me in describing how much u passed thru cos of me...I promise never to make u cry again, and so far, iv lived to dat promise...Nnem Oma, the virtuous Woman, d woman after my heart...May God keep u safe & alive for a very very long time in good health..Iv learnt so much from u. I knw u anxious for me to be married, don't worry mama, it'll happen soon...here I am,telling d world hw much u mean to the boys n I. Love u loads Tessy Nwarache. Aka Madam Stainless!! Happy Mothering Sunday!

It gets pretty lonely n quiet here, so I'm looking out for a Single Matured guy in South Africa for something serious. If you in Nigeria n wldnt mind the distance, u may also contact me..

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Where do any one find such a man? #wondering.

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Sincerely, I wldnt say Nigerian men r stingy. South African women so love Nigerian men its not funny. They practically beg dir Nigerian gfs to introduce dem to a Nigerian bobo. I asked a colleague of mine recently who's datin a Nigerian what she finds so attractive abt our men, she said: oh Ng, Nigerian men r so caring, they knw hw to treat a woman and dey r big down der, lol, Unfortunately for me, Im wit my Nigerian Boyfrnd and he's sooooOooo STINGY! Its so funny!! Nywys, I just tink its an individual thing seriously, Its not about race or tribe cos Im sure we'll find western men who r stingy too, ,

Like Op stated, a Stingy bf wld make a Stingy husband definitely,

Happy Birthday Mr President.

May your life and dat of ur family both immediate n extended  continue to be prosperous with the same measure and quality of prosperity U'v brought to our beloveth country!! Amen

May ur life n dat of ur family be secured with d same measure of security U have bestowed on our Beloveth country Nigeria. Amen!

Just as U have equiped the youths of  our country, built good roads, provided neccesary amenities, so also shall your life n dat of ur familyfrom dis day on be equipped, built and provided for in Jesus name, Amen!

You see Mr President, so many prayers from me to U, but Im not selfish, so I'll allow other Nigerians send their wishes too!

Happy Birthday sir.

@ Jba 2003,

'Heita' isnt 'Hi' in south africa. It means 'Friend' and is also used to get one another's attention esp btw Nigerians and other black Nationals or vice versa,

kwere kwere: South Africans way of refering 2 foreigners esp Nigerians(vry offensive),

Circle: roundabout

Chow: To eat, mostly out of greed e.g: I 'chowed' the man's money,

Cold drink: soft drinks in general

Pap: Semolina


Will b bak again, I like!

AK: Police
Wena: You
Eita: Friend or other Blacks in SA
Aduro: Asylum
Hello: Goodmorning, Goodafternoon
Sharp: Φkαγ or fine
Sure: Φkαγ
Amala: Illegal drugs
Ahia: Illegal drugs
Obo: Babe
Is it: really

Cnt tink of anymore rite now, lol

I have lots of Pastors and Prophets around me cos my uncle is a politician and likes to seek God's face before anything,

I was actually adviced not to THINK of dating my current bf not to talk of marryin him. Stubborn girl dat I am, and mayb cos I dnt really trust dem, cos my uncle has lost many elections evn aftr consulting dem. Im presently wit my bf outside Nigeria, and all I can say is: Lord, tnk U, Im nt married to dis dude yet, is dis guy MEAN? Smh, As I speak, its 1.18am and he's not evn home, lol

Most times, I tink its ones believe dat matters! I listen now oh, but I try to seek different opinions,

For those asking what Im still doin wit him(as I am female), I wldnt want to derail d topic. So I'll just say: Its so complicated, and Im stil wondering too just like U guys,

If I do, I'll b miserable for life. So NO.

(literally cryin) I miss her so. Evn tho she calls more than 5 times in a day, ha! I wish I had listenned to all her sermons, I am an only girl and very introverted. She did ∂ best she could, but I ws nevr satisted. Now Im older and understnd clearly that I cnt alwys have it my way! I making her smile now albeit in small pieces, my mom, may almighty God keep U alive in good health to enjoy d fruit of ur labour,

My mom makes the best Egusi soup and stew on earth! Kai! mummy mi, I miss U. If I have to choose again, it'll definitely be U. God bless U for me, I LOVE U

@ Buzugee,
Im really surprised @ ųя posts. Especially the first one. Kai! Hw mean, insensitive and heartless a person U r. Here's a serios issue on ground and all ųя psychotic-infested brain cld tell U ws d nonsense U asked. ' Wat does he need 6 kids for', its the likes of U Nigerians  dat sud be KILLED first, before the so called ASIAN ANIMALS! U r so pathetic.!! Idiooooot! Anuofia!

A goat and a chicken were discussing and walking along the road side and suddenly a car passed and splash water on them, Angrily the chicken hissed and said, don't mind them' that's how they drive like goat, and the goat smiled and said, hmm' that's why they die like chicken, hahahahahah

This man must be very very sick! Like seriously! With names like that and this behaviour/ attitude? or who else would go arund pasting pics of his own daughter claiming his disowned her? If not a very sick daddy? Prorhet Dr Jurisprudence?? holies of holies! Abeg man! U nor well, simples*

I thank God seriouly for me father/daddy.

P.s: we women sud just be careful about who ωe marry o, I so feel for his wife abi na baby mama, Mad man! Mtschewwwwwww

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