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Yes o! Madam stainless infact stil makes stew Saturday nite my brothers told me, she wld wake up early sunday morning to cook the rice! I realized she did all dis cos she wanted us to be in a 'state of grace' as we were practicing catholics. I'm so used to it now sef, no food before mass, no matter what meeting I have to attend, and rice and my special stew's reserved for sundays only ooo, I'm sure I'll pass it on to my kids too...lol

Ajibel: I'm thrilled by ur astouding lack of creativity...keep up d dry joke,seun appreciates not me...mtschew

Ur welcome dear, any time! Mtschwwwwwwwww right back!

Exponental: so wat shld we tank god 4? dat d slap didnt kill u or that u leveled up wit ur broda?

Both !

Guyz, join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings and favor in my life . I tell you guys, its good to have the fear of God at heart and to be honest.
I Was coming home 2 months ago after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $70,000 dollars!! Fear gripped me, but I took the bag home and when I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an iphone.
I thought about throwing the sim away and keeping the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and I handed him the bag. He offered me $5,000 dollars but i turned it down, he collected my number and i left. Just yesterday, he called me and offered me a job at Chevron with a starting salary of 750,000 naira monthly,no written test no interview my people, a 2 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2011 BMW X6
As I was celebrating and testing the car thanking God for been merciful....














All of a sudden, my brother just slapped me and said













"Oya Oya Oya sister wake up!! Your water for eba don ready since ooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







I slapped him back....He fainted!!!

Hehheheh...very funny thread! Different strokes 4 different folks sha! A thread just before this a guy was contemplating divorce cos he's wife isn't a Virgin, and here we r discussing ur own who is a Virgin but u aren't willing 2 undo it... Smh!....well, mayb u cn advice her to engage in some kind of sports like cycling...and again Op, when u say u don't want to be the first, what did u mean? U also sound like u scared...see, since she wants it like u stated, be a man and be there for ur gf jor! Cos it ws messy & tough for some folks doesn't mean it wld be for u both.. Dnt allow some other dude take ur place, she's waiting on u, be gentle, thoughtful, nice and follow her pace...she'll love u for a long time! All d best!

OAM: Young lady i think u should be truthful to us if u want good advice. First, he waited and supported u while u where in school right? he came back and meet ur family and lots of goodies. i think its not about ur beauty or personality, i think its about ur characters. he saw ur friends and he also went through ur messages. u might think u had all the areas covered but to tell u the truth u didnt.... my friends he wont be back for u again, move on and be more truthful with the next guy, if u cant then hide ur phones and friends. cheers

Hmmmm and u knw all dis because??

kpolli: Sorry to say, maybe u didn't impress him much. . . .

I'll have to go with u on dis....its my guess too dat he wasn't totally impressed with u, cos for a man u'v been dating for years online to come and eventually refuses to see ur parents?? And stil gives u d cold shoulder?? Then something went wrong...mayb u call someday, ask him really what the problem is(he won't say), then tell him abt dis 2nd guy who ur parents wants u to settle with and see hs reaction. Then u cn take it frm there....ok? My 5cents.

digitalgeorgy: ''One man one woman'' by 2face
''secret of love filled marriage'' by 9ice
''improve your height'' by aki n pawpaw
''the best suit to wear'' by oshomoele
Shd i continue

Pls continue...

* How to know you are fighting a wrong course by Boko Haram

* The art of seduction by Reverend Sisters of Mount Camel

* One man, one woman by The Gay Association..

Homar: @Dani1hate front page sharp sharp or i quit jokes section . Now this joke deserves to be in the front page .

I'm improving o! See me o! Homar asking 4 my thread in front page...tx. Lol

walexydon: U̶̲̥̅̊ are provin smart guy ba? Here is 1 tof 1:

A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
Man: "Thanks boss."
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.

What was the new password?
And What was his old password?



Goodluck @ all

Old Password: Out of Date
New Password: Different

Books that will never ever ever never exist
1. Beauty Tips by OBJ
2. How to live in peace and unity by Boko Haram
3. The value of family planning by Tuface Idibia
4. How to have a long lasting marriage by Kim Kardarshian
5. How to win trophies in football by Arsene Wenger
6. How to conduct a free and fair election by Maurice Iwu
7. How to write and speak good english by Dr (mrs) patience jonathan
8. Humility pays by Dbanj
9. My love for America by Osama Bin Laden
10. How to enjoy constant electricity supply by PHCN....







How do I end this joke?

Respect is key!! Lovely Steph! All d very best babes! I cn only wish u what I wish 4 myself....Happiness!!

^^^^ Dnt mind dem haters jor...

Thief Thief, sh1t sh1t, piss piss, begi begi, liar liar, ole ole, mago mago, fight fight, lol

sexkillz: [color=#000030]HBD! [/color]

Thanks dear, tho belated, I appreciate!#smiles.

Curious_city: I knew U were one of the "awaiting result"/jambites students floating NL. U better go n find what to do.

Ur comment on my earlier post shows U lack any sense of humor!! U better leave family section of NL before ur mom/dad
meets U here!

Hahahahahaah @ before mom/dad meets u here...

Lovely!!! Learnt a lot! Its comforting knowing we still have caring and understanding men around! God bless all d good men alwys!

deloon: This is annoying. NL ain't BBM so please...

abi ooo...all those funny looking fonts abi na letters...very irritating.

When I ws 17, I ws d Health Prefect New Era Girls' Surulere. Had this huge crush on on my best frnd's cousin(hahahah) @ d time....eventually met my first bf, who's still my paddy tho married!

So so much going on in this world! It wld be so bad if ur husband actually has d virus and has been keeping it away frm u. *smh*..just like some have said, u need wisdom here: run a test, ask nicely, then u cn take it up frm der. All d best dear.....# see why marriages r for matured people Sunnshyn#?

I finally read this piece. I enjoyed it, thought I wldnt initially....waiting on part 2....lol

Ok, Attention shifted to Pero, I read it all. Nice one....Please dnt tell me Patricia caught her Boyfrnd and secretary making out....well, I'll just hv 2 wait 4 Part 6. #thumps up!

cyril83: Abeg diz topic na rubbish joor, if u lik get pregnant nd if u no lik leave am,jst dnt bring nonsense topic to learned pple,wetin concern me na ur palava na

See him mouth! I'm sure u didnt't mean all dem nonsense u wrote up der! Ur intended/wife & I forgive u, cos u obviously weren't in a stable state of mind wen u wrote dat...rubbish!

You were a Barca fan some 20mins ago, now your colour/blood is Blue #GodisWatchingUinHD

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cowgurl: C'mon guys do something, I need my brodas 2 loose their appetites so I can v a gud laugh.

So u can finish the food u mean? Lol

@ Op, I particularly enjoyed how u personalized(If that's the word) the whole situations...'we' were referred to another hospital,, 'We' went 4 scan,, it was 'Our' turn and all that. U R AN AMAZING MAN,, Wifey must be so proud of U. God sees and understnds, he'll definitely give u a problem-free child, one u'll be proud of very soon...my prayers r wit u and wifey! God bless U.

Unfortunately! No one wished me a happy birthday here #smile...aww, shame. Anyways, Sunnshyn had great fun yesterday. A birthday to remember!!!!

Was ok, skipped some lines as I read tho....not as interesting as the 1st three, mayb cos I'm reading in bits...al d same, stil looking forwrd to Part 5! #thumbs Up.

Its my birthday today and because I'm unusually in a super- duppa - mood, I'm officially inviting everyone to come celebrate with me{do request 4 whatever you want, the bill's on me} If u were born today the 23rd of April{Taureans rule}, please feel free to drop a line and also make a wish for urself(be sure it will be granted)

My wishes:
1) To live happily irrespective of my situations.
2) Be content and thankful alwys
3) Read 1 & 2 again...


Don't forget to upload pictures!!! Happy Birthday to Sunnshyn....





& U! #kisses and Hugs#

U are correcting God abi? Using razor blade to shave off eyebrows God gave U & now use eye pencils to line it ba? #GodIsWatchingU