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#stil searching...*exits*

cogsej06: Ahhaahahahhahahhahahahha falls frm my bed with laughing tears all over.......#Godiswatchingme. But U r really funny lol

You are walking down ur street with no tears, Yet u claim to be falling frm your bed with tears all over....#GodisWatchingU......lol

You'v had sex with other chics and u fasting and praying to marry a virgin....#GodisWatchingYou with a 3D

You carry one bottle of Vodka all thru d nite at d club and u update on ur pm "shutting down d Bar" #IndeedUarebeenWatched

He buys u an LV bag, CL shoes, even helped ur brothers, now he takes u home and u say: baby, please we going too fast..#AmadiohaisWatchigYouFromABrokenMirror...

You cover urself at nite with am Ankara Fabric then u update: "snuggling under my duvet".....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou.

You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou.

You sit at ur backyard taking cool breeze because there's no electricity and u update:"Ocean View tins on Point" as ur status message on bbm....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou

Ur sitting on a bus going to Oshodi and u update: I'm driving, no pings pls...#GodisWatchingYou.

You enter GT Bank to Poo and u update ur dm: Talking with my Accounts officer....#haaa GodisReallyWatchingYou

Your 18, dating a woman of 55 and u update ur pm: "its cold I'm missing my baby", Is dat ur baby or ur grandmother? #GodisWatchingYou.

OMG!! This is really sad! Menh! I feel for the man waiting for his kids and other people's relatives who lost loved ones. May their souls Rest in Peace. Amen.

BUSH MAN: EXCUSE, EXCUSES,EXCUSES and more EXCUSES why can`t single men and women start swapping phone numbers or email here right now on N/L..PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

Lead the way bro, we waiting...

Yes please! Where are the single guys Common! Make that move jor. Lol

Lovely!!! I enjoyed every bit of this story....good write up!

Jojo Armani: Which of these did u do as a child?
1) Dip bread inside tea?

2) Mix d entire white rice nd stew before eatin

3) Pour dry garri on ur beans porridge

4) Share d meat nd let d eldest pick first

5) Crack d bone nd suck out d marrow

6) Can't eat d meat until u finish d food

7) Put d mornin tea inside the freezer to block

[] Bite d crown nd put it into d bottle of
coke .

9:What about licking your plate after meals?

Opps we did a lot of things while we were much younger, if na
today na serious flog we 4 get oo. Lol
U can add de ones u did dat i miss

How about having a bath and u washed ur slippers, then u walk barefooted back to the room holding the washed slippers! Lmao!

shymmex: Nah, I have been to prison - and I have NO criminal record.. I was just on remand for some madness a couple of years ago, but I was discharge and acquitted when they found the REAL CULPRITS...

I used to be a road man - and I have heard loads of jail stories.. Half of man dem from the estate where I grew up are either in the bin, or have been to the bin.. So, I know wag1 in there, you get me?

I'm not a saint but I don't have any criminal record..

Don't mind my grammar, I'm psoting from my phone.

Thank goodness u cleared that out. I just was going to ask d same question. Lol

bonna4u: O boy you harsh o.

Ha! Leave am, e dey sweet am. As he treats other girls so also wld his sisters and daughters be treated. Law of Karma!

dabrake: infact, I do tell them my hierachy
1. My family
2. My friends/foes/colleagues
3. Acad courses
4. Career courses/development
5. Arsenal 4eva
6. Others(she falls into this category).


Maybe soon, hierachy will change. But for now, . . . If she no like am, make she fu.c.k off.

I sincerely pray I NEVER EVER meet ur type in Jesus name! Kai!!smh 4 u.

I Totally agree with some people here who mentioned Poor Parenting.
I remember vividly when I ws growing up, as an only daughter, I ws closer to my dad, and my mum had a fav child (my immediate kid bro) which ws knwn to all of us @ d time. He kid bro never did any wrong where my mom ws concerned, it ws so obvious to everyone. I recall when I ws in secondary sch bak in d days, when mom or dad ws too busy to drop us, mom wld give me very little money and ask me to pair up with my mates, but wld give kid bro extra momey saying d bus conductor wldnt like him pairing up with his mates. Eventually, I grew up feeling so bitter towrds her and my kid bro... Anyways, after a while, my dad had to bring order back to his house wen kid bro started going wayward and mama ws alwys been blamed for it all..and as the elderest and the only girl, I just had to let go so that peace reigned in d house. Now, we are very close now, cos of that singular act of letting go as he kid bro calls me like daily same with Mama and d rest of my sibs and I do same...

Havilah93: First thing my mind went to when i read this post was TB. Joshua. If only the man could forsee progress and prosperity for this country.

Well, maybe there isn't Prosperity and Progress for Nigeria soon!

harakiri: I have read so many dumb posts on nairaland and this makes it to the top ten.I'm not really bothered about your seemingly uncaring mien towards human life rather i am irked by the reetarded logic you apply towards the victims. Does it dawn you that there are people who come from far places and have limited time and finance to meet their appointments? Someone who has morning business the next day in another state would prefer to travel at night and it's not everyone that can afford to hole up in a hotel counting hours. Not everyone can afford plane tickets. Did you even consider these options before advertising your callous nature towards human life?

Robbers attack at anytime (even broad daylight). Perhaps when you are attacked in a bank and shot up with 28 AK-47 bullets in your abdomen, you'll have more value for human life. I am trying very hard not to use harsh words on you.

End of!

Thank You so much. Well said. I ws totally appalled too!

Labishy: an HIV positive person can still live a normal Life. just take your madications and take precautions.
join any hearth to hearth foundation

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You guys here should really stop this. Stop stereotyping please! Haba! Nigerian women dis, Nigerian women that. Kilode?..we r tired of sneezing ojare!I sha knw say me & some of my sisters dey try! Our mama raise us well. And as 4 the others wey no dey try @ all, na men like una wey no dey gree praise woman cause am..shior

Oh! Do I LOVE left-handed Men!! I get so attracted to dem oo...dnt ask Y cos I don't evn knw the 'Y'sef!!!

piphunter: You should be ashamed of your self you insensitive son of a bitch

he was wrong saying what he said. However, u going ahead to call he's Mom a Naughty Woman wass a bit too far! Don't u tink? Pple sud try as much as possible to be decent in dir use of words...Just Saying.

Mayflowa: Really? and people will think u are are snubbing o. Never ever judge peeps mehnnn!

Yea really! Most people feel I'm snobbish! However, I try to cover up with smiles...tnk goodness!

Bisjosh: the woman is pretty for her age sha better than the one that married at ikoyi registry

My tots exactly! She looks pretty good ooo..@ 60+? Tho d age difference sha! Hmm..

Happy Married Life to them ojare, wetin concern me?

Can I get a copy too? tx in advance!

So that Wara I see those Women with long dark hair hawking on Iseyin road Oyo, and Abeokuta is CHEESE?? Never tasted it o, though alwys wondered what it was...lol

fransois_1: You ought to have given credit to the original writer of this piece... I guess copyright has no meaning to you.

You should have done your research well before posting this...

@ Op, Great tips & Right on time! Brushing up my Networking Skills, I'm so Introverted its not funny! I should read these tips along side my devotionals daily..lol