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Madiba isnt dead! Haba! Got ∂ broadcast on my BB. But sadly only Nigerians based in Nigeria on my frnds list were ∂ only ones sayin he ws dead. Naija we hail thee,

Lysaa, on Stud's birthday?? Rotten tomatoes? Common na, do unto others wat U want them do τ̲̅ȍ U, U owe Stud an apology! A sweet one for dat matter!

♓άƿƿy Birthday Stud,
All ∂ best!!!

U step on ųя brains τ̲̅ȍ make good use of it?? Smh, I c. Nywys, ♓άƿƿy Septermber τ̲̅ȍ U too,

Idiotic mumu,
Ųя so dumb it hurts! Whr wld U rather exchange words wit me? See the wretched fingers his using τ̲̅ȍ type! Im seriously waiting on ųя own jokes Mr-know-it-all. Its ∂ jokes section bra, u paste a stale or dry joke, U get hit! Simples. Ngi wa, Esi ewu. Mtshewwww,

Studio,
Dnt U dare give me a bad day! Wats wrong wit U? Stay off jokes ojare. Na by force?

U'v bin warned!

Im sure U were refering τ̲̅ȍ ųя mom and dad who dint raise U up properly! Disrespectful he-goat.





*Praying for Anuofia Ice234*

*kicks bin crapo on his balls* Eeeediot. Dat wld teach U τ̲̅ȍ stop posting harmattan-dry jokes, Ode.

Ask ųя jakande primary school teacher. Olodo Ice234

Cynical sadist? Ųя so crazy Muazulaw or watever U call urself! Amadioha slap U der! Ekwensu!

Mufutee and ice, Ode meji!

Copy cat! Mschweeee, surfing on Tsunami ko, olodo!

Iceberg,
Better wat? B careful o, or amma let ∂ insults rain. U'v bin warned!

Whatever! Try harder!

Stolen frm me! Was dry went I posted it n now U even made it drier*! Mtschewww, Ole!

Heheheh, †HªŋKs anywys. Wld try harder!

very lovely one El,

Too many typos, JÛ§t realized! Make una no vex plenty,

3 men took their wives to hospital for delivery, shortly a nurse came out and ask who is JOSEPH that works with three crown, d man stood up, congratulations, your wife has delivered 3 bouncing babies. Shortly d nurse came out nd asked, who is JOHN that works with 7up, congratulations ur wife has deliverd 7 bouncing babies, immediately d 3rd guy took off, he ran away cuz he was working with 33 lager beer !,

@ toyemz,
20,000 Like seriously? Walahi, U sud b punished! Kai, smh

Lol

Yepa! Wetin I go do?? Hmmmm, omo na die I deh oh, wetin I fit do? Hmmmm

*ignores Studio completely*
@ Sophizzy, Im glad U like it,
@lysaa, go on,

Smh, waitin for part 2

Studio, dnt start o, read btw ∂ lines or fly! U'v got options darlyn,

On a serious note, I JÛ§t tot τ̲̅ȍ share dis piece! I hope it makes a litle sense τ̲̅ȍ somebody. Here it goes:

THINGS ARE HARD(remember, people are buying cars, living well and building houses
everyday),

SINGLES, I DONT TRUST MEN OR WOMEN,THEY ARE BAD(your mates are wedding every saturday,are they marrying spirits),

MARRIED,I HATE THIS MARRIAGE(no be married people like u dey celebrate Gold, silver and even plastic jubilee, make it work my friend),

l HATE MY JOB(60 millions are jobless,u wan join them),

l HATE WHERE I LIVE(Pass Ojuelegba, Mile 2, CMS, Idumota, Yaba bridges at night,u will be grateful u even have a place to stay at all),

IM TIRED OF LIFE(go mortuary go look).

Point is, be careful what u wish yourself. Your mouth or thought could be hindering u. Be positive and believe in God. that's all that matters. AS FAR AS THERE IS LIFE,THERE IS HOPE. JUST KEEP TRUSTING GOD. Today is a great day but note, nothing GOOD comes easy, enjoy ųя life!

A man missed his wife who traveled so much that he felt the matrimonial bed was too big for just him and decided to sleep on d sofa, dining chair and sometimes, in d library. When the wife came back, she asked the maid if her husband was sleeping fine and d maid answered," Madam, since you left, Oga has been sleeping around oooo". D woman fainted,

O ma se oo, smh

nice one! I like

@Cave,
Too blind τ̲̅ȍ see ∂ asterisks ba? Onoriode!
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@Milkose and Cave,
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