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raayah:
So many wonderful things about me!

Really? Like givin head and drinking cum eh

Of wc yea, shey u don swallow cum b4 cos i know u be "NL legend" for heading

So raayah is a drunkster... wonderment!

Oga lalastica abeg this food dey burn for fire, remove am to front page so that more people can see and act. Graci

FlawlessRebirth2:
.U DRUNK ni?

Naaaa, i gallant wella

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So peter misbehaved and paul also had to go in for it too? [/color]

There are 2 black birds sitting on a wall, one named Peter one named Paul, Fly away peter Fly away Paul, come back peter come back paul...


You get d gist

FlawlessRebirth2:
.LOLZ..

BETTER BE CAREFUL BEFORE THEY EAT YOU RAW..
WHATS UP?

Babe nothing dey ooo, my eye dey chuk oo, I jus dey see my keys and stuffs since yestday noon oo

bigtt76:
Isssokay

Haba, makw person deey wairin list no good oo, open door biko.
How work/skool today

FlawlessRebirth2:
.AM GOOD.

SORRY OOO

.
I NO U BEFORE?


cause u just tagged/mentioned me

No oo, but e don start be dat. Abi u be introvert (not u oo madam) person wey no dey follow pple chat?

FlawlessRebirth2 wosop, how u dey today

bigtt76:
How far naaa?

Bigtit i dey oo, i still dey calm oooo

My bag got locked up in a colleague's office who stays out of town, all valuables and keys are in there, what can i do ooooo....

But den i rememba i'd be watching Champs league tonyt and my mind come down small...

But e be like say na outside i go sleep dis nyt ooooo

FlawlessRebirth2:
WE NAIJA CAN VEX EHHH

Naso ooo, we too bam. We fitabuse dead body wake

omarithmetics:
The owner of this post just hit the nail right on the head. Far north here in Kano is the same thing. Its too erratic and fluctuations are just more than an average Nigerian can tolerate. Worst part is they aren't saying or doing anything about it.

Bro, dats my own worry too. I even complained about it but d CS guy was just teellin me to refresh/change neetwork mode blah blah. I don tire mhen, dunno y i havnt ported again (ported in from mtn oo due to quick exhaustion of data even when its not used) but i know i'd be doing it sooooonest

myfantasies:
Ok don't worry

We will talk about it some other time, for now dis girl have to sleep

Ok no p. Sent u a DM already tho. Ttyl in d morning

myfantasies:
Tanks for the compliment

U want it to come real?

Sure, all i need is ONE pass

myfantasies:
God will help us

He's advertising Nigeria to foreign investors everywhere, persuading them to come invest in the country.


Babe u cute, let me not only make you myfantasies, let it come real naaww

bigtt76 i still dey wait oo, reply my dm pls

bigtt76:
So Buhari now controls the Holy Spirit? Ar bi nor bi Holy Spirit de direct dem elections? All those PDP people sef... make ona try blow naaaaa

No mind em, hatred all over d place.

@dp, turn lets see d face in front of dis nyce body #DerailingThread

Speculation and rumours... part of what is eating out the Nigerian soul and breeds the hatred we experience today. You see the diatribe everyday on the streets and NL, its just a shame!

KingTom:
Everything on the planet we preserve and can it microwaved it and try it(okrika clothes )
No matter what we'll survive it(Buhari's Government) What's hu? what's man?what's human? Anything along the land we consuming Eating deleting ruin trying to get paper Gotta have land, gotta have acres so I can sit back like Jack Nicholson Watch niggas play the game like the lakers.

In a world full of fifty-two fakers, Gypsies, seances, mystical prayers, you superstitious, throw salt over your shoulders, make a wish for the day 'cause, like somebody got a doll of me, stickin' needles in my arteries, but I can't feel it. Sometimes it's like, "pardon me, but I got a real big spirit" I'm fearless, I'm fearless, don't you try and grab hold of my soul
It's like a military soldier since seven years old

uselessgoat:
she is pretty like prettythicksme

You re finding trouble ooooo, prettythicksme oya coman enter dis morafoka oo...

And of wc, how u go dey compare tear-rubber prettythicksme to this mechanic-join-join-different-car-spare-parts-into-one mistake!??

I dont know how on earth i never saw this thread but here i am now, thanx to ma nigga vanquay DashMeYansh (one love bro) i don land...

Oya who dey airport to carry me go enta d place

[quote author=Charmerbeautylooks post=43138672][/quote]No bad belle here bae, but u no fit use sleep compare death

Charmerbeautylooks:
Davido my crush!

Check d topic, it says gold chain not bling bling

KingTom:
Can you read signs? can you read stars? Can you make peace? can you fight war? Can you milk cows, even though you drive cars? huh Can you survive, Against All Ooooooodds, Now?

Who wrote the Bible? Who wrote the Qur'an? And was it a lightning storm that gave birth to the earth and then dinosaurs were born?
Who made up words? who made up numbers? and what kind of spell is mankind (Nigerians particularly) under?

KingTom:
The Earth was flat if you went too far you would fall off now the Earth is round if the shape change again everybody woulda start laugh the average man can't prove of most of the things that he chooses to speak of
And still won't research and find out the root of the truth that you seek of

"Scholars teach in universities and claim that they're smart and cunning
Tell them find a cure when we sneeze and that's when their nose starts running" (#TRUTH. this is d best part of d song for me, cos am an academic)
And the rich get stitched up when them get cut, wanna heal them broken bones in the bush with the wet mud

KingTom:
Some of the worst paparazzis I've ever and I ever known put the worst on the display so the world can see and that's all they will ever Show. So the ones in the east will never move west and feel they can be at home they get tricked by the beast but where dem gonna flee when the monster is fully grown. Solomonic lineage which dem can't defeat and which dem coulda never clone my spiritual DNA that print in my soul am d which I will forever own Lord.

We born not knowing, or are we born knowing all? We growing wiser, or are we just growing tall? Can you read thoughts? Can you read palms? Ahn, can you predict the future? Can you see stooooooooorms coming?!

KingTom:
this is how the media pillages on tv the picture is savages in villages but scientists still can't explain the pyramids evangelists making a living of the videos of ribs of the little kids stereotyping the images and this is what the image is

Ya buy a khaki pants and all of a sudden you will say a Indiana Jones, an' a thief all d gold and thief all the scrolls and even the buried bones!
Some of the worst paparazzi's I've ever seen and I ever known, put the worst on display so the world can see and that's all they'll ever show

KingTom:
Some of the smartest dummies can't read the language of Egyptian mummies dem a fly go a moon but can't find food for thier starving tummies

Pay no mind to d youths, cos its not lyk d future depends on em but saves the animals in d zoo, cos d chimpanzee dema make big money!