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QTEST007:
Even dr dre cannot help dbanj's career right now.

Hahahahahahahahahahha............ lwkmd, lwtmb.....
*faints*
*pours water*

*faints again*

freshkik:
i can help! But i need 1 bottle of vodka as an appreciation offering , n i/we can share it, while i tell ya, the secrets of jst bin a non-addictive social drinker, n keeping it at the tipsy level

That keeping it on the tipsy level is what i love about social drinking As in, you know you're tipsy oo and u just smile about it and start the gist on a happy levels

qhutetomsel i see u o #share. your dp smashing tho Let's do some intro naaw, i pm u, u answer Deal?

salawustyles:
i wrote on d 9th nd got 188 all my effort coupled with my going to predegree just imagine

Wc school's predegree program?

All i see is artwork n fotoshop

R u selling d dvd only or na car u dey sell?

No sauce? This concussion rice is not tasty jere

*spits on thread* *walks out*

Ol boy u go fear lies ooo. This shiii is just comedy i suppose

Abeg who go open betting tips thread wia everyone can drop a game for d day? I no go mind if the beet gurus on nairaland do am make dem cc us and we go contribute. Cheers.

NaijaCuzin:
Seriously, what are you saying

No mind d idiat. He wan collect shine, forgeting that some of us shine our eyes better than a polish can do.

So Tupac song na militant letter eh?

Just Negodu @op

Her sack then death is inevitable... produced by me.

But i dont think this is possible sha, they can only do this to stark illiterates.

ilenaira:
Thank You.

You're welcome sir/ma

son4century:
Na only dat one u dey see? She stained microbiologist

This is another setback for microbiologists in our quest to become professionalized. God save and help us all, Amen.

bengems:
America is a great country today because they value human skills and talent. In the states, if someone goes against the law in a more sensible and logical way, such a person will face the punishment attached to the crime, but with mercy. Because he will be of importance to the government for his great logic reasoning. I That's America by the way.

Back 9ja...they waste away the masterminds behind a crime not thinking twice of their importance. What a jungle?

I think this Lady in question has a deep knowledge of how drugs work, why can't government appreciate and rehabilitate people like this in the community? But let her punishment be less.


This is why Nigeria is stagnant year in year out

Bros mechionu there jere, dake enu e. I am a microbiologist and with some pharmacological knowledge and i can tell u how she made d drugs. All she did was to get raw materials for compounding the active ingredient (metronidazole), use chemistry knowledge of the reaction (out in public domain) to produce it, weigh 20g den add other rubbish (chalk, colouring etc) to produce d powder in tableet form and make extra profit. Do not praise a thief and killer... a quack at that.

While some of us are busy designing researches that'll benefit the country n world (eventho no money to execute them) she's killing people to make a living. God punish her!

Ibadan n abuse na like bread n butter, one d reasons why i love pple from that town. Abusive words no dey hard dem, e no dey catch dem for corner, they have fresh words per delivery!

Rudboy360:
Na UNAAB..don't bother asking

Just so obvious. Dem do practical and i even pass d lab sef.

Teophilus96 dont worry too much, all those boyz na paperweight. They worst dey all knw hw to do is storm hostels to tif fone n laptop... d more sensible ones join SUG to chop free money. No shake again!

Teophilus96:
Thanks.Agricultural and bio resources engineering

Busted!

Teophilus96:
No not at all

Funaab

Finally, d film don end. I watch am from start to finish and we tlk am ooooo, sey we NL elders go dey here when dem go bring dia breakup case....

Ehm ehm... the elders declare this marriage non-existent! Kachifo

firstking01:
so, is it not happening now?,,,my take is, they should make the cutoff mark for every department you are applying for a public notice, so that if you hit the department cutoff, there and then they admit you, give you a paper and stamp on it that you 've gained admission...tosyn, just imagine this thing wey i talk now, where the wayo wan from come now, with this, it will be strictly on merit....the same thing applicable when you are applying for supplementary...remember that you are writing with the school customized system, so immediately you hit the department cutoff, automatically the system will signify you 've gotten admission...i wish jamb officials will see this...





Cc tosyn2much

God bless you for this post. Amen.

Honestly, dis is the solution to institutional bribery and appreciation of merit. Let all school boards sit, decide on cut-off for each department and report to jamb and jamb'll do the rest. Others who do not meet these cut-off marks can then be given allotted to universities based on their scores and/or choices to go sit for a department-based university-conducted merit entrance exam that would give them the opportunity to still gain admission to their favourite courses if they pass #shikena

I dey bank ryt, i dey bank lyk i've never done!

So ur point is?

Nice.

As a phd student in d house, i dey observe una

I nor knw say we funaabites sef plenty for here oo

Wish y'all success this session. Study hard and play hard, you need both... funaab needs both to upgrade its social status

raayah:
Maybe try me in real life

See e-challenge!

Well, i'm always game if you are! Set up the rendezvous #TeamWeDontRun

Marlvin:
What now, you gonna put on a drunken show and spill more secrets like you did previously?

She enjoys d attention.

Not that attention oo, e-attention!

raayah:
Lol, I'm flattered

Bae slow down, lemme bring u back down to earth...

When i call u "NL legend" for heading, i dey try tell u say na only for NL you dey giv perfect head not real life... na e-head u dey give

sickstars:
B lyin

M not okola o

U fit kola for voice ooo... o ko'la s'ohun niyen!!