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lovelyronke20: Am not really feeling the top part tho. What do you guys think?

http://www.temisblog.com/2014/08/toke-makinwas-red-outfit-to-dr-sid-and-simis-wedding.html

. She looks beautiful, d gown is lovely, wish I culd get one like dat (a more decent version though), but she looks nice, let's admire fine things wen we see dem joor

uboma: You lack the ability to comprehend my post so I wouldn't even bother breaking it any further for you or anyone else in your shoes because you still won't get it. Do as you wish with the child and even your children too. Give them names, call them DULLARDS, they are your kids or supposedly loved ones. And watch them improve because you tagged them *dullards*.

. D problem wit u is dat u r takin dis whole thin too personal. Its wen u call a spade a spade dat u ll get to understand wat d spade can be used for, but if u keep pretendin dat d spade is a knife in order not to hurt the feelings of d spade den u ll probably not knw wat to do wit a spade . Wat am trying to say is dis; in as much u won't call d boy a dullard to his face, u wuld hav to accept d fact dat d child is unintelligent. From d instances dat tucees gave above, I tink d child is truly not intelligent. Dat doesn't mean d child is useless, he could be useful in otheer things dat doesn't require thinking & IQ and stuff. He could be very strong physically & become an important body guard in future, he could be good at farming, moulding, sewing, etc. So I tink d parents shuld just stire him towards d direction of somthin dat doesn't require IQ, instead of forcing him to be wat he's not

realone2012: Will just tell me him that:
You see son; GEJ (Goodluck EBOLA Jonathan) was an academic blockhead back then in Otueke and today he is the HEAD OF ALL ACADEMIC UNBLOCK HEADS INCLUDING THE PROFESSORS we have in Nigeria. Don't Give Up Son!!

. U must tink u r funny. May som1 put HIV in between ur father's name, goat

prof800: FINALLY!!!
After the tussle for its release in Nigeria, “Half of A Yellow Sun”, a screen adaptation of Chimamanda Adichie’s bestselling novel of the same name, will be available in cinemas across the country from the 1st of August 2014 --- TODAY.
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The movie is distributed by FilmOne distributions and will be available in all Cinemas including Filmhouse Cinemas, Silverbird Cinemas, NuMetro, Ozone and Genesis.

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The movie is currently showing at Filmhouse Cinema, Ibadan.

Ibadan city hosts the Premiere TODAY At Filmhouse Cinema, Samonda

DATE: TODAY, August 1st

Venue: Filmhouse Cinemas, Samonda

Ticket: #500 before 6pm!

Yes, 500naira only!

So hurry!

You must not miss it!!!…
Don’t forget to Tell a friend….!
Get your tickets now!..


Showing Time: 10:05am, 12:10pm, 2:15pm, 4:20pm, 6:25pm, 8:30pm


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Recall that;
It was initially scheduled to open in Nigerian cinemas on Friday April 25, but was stopped as the Censors Board refused to issue the movie a certificate. The Board’s Acting Corporate Affairs Manager, Caesar Kagho in a statement said, the film is standard and rated “18”.

The producers expressed happiness for the certification of the film. “Shareman Media and FilmOne Distribution, are happy to announcethat the highly anticipated movie, Half of a Yellow Sun has been certified for theatrical release in Nigeria.

“The movie, starring BAFTA award-winning and Oscar-nominated actor Chiwetel Ejiofor, BAFTA award-winning actress Thandie Newton, Anika Noni Rose, AMAA winners Genevieve Nnaji and Onyeka Onwenu, Zack Orji, and O.C. Ukeje has been opened to audiences in Australia, New Zealand, the UK and USA.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc83786XR8I
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. OMG! Can't wait to watch dis!

Kids are kids my dear 0P, dey are innocent & naïve, i can remember wen I was in nursery 2, I had one favourite teacher who was a nun, so I told my siblings dat I love dat my teacher more dan everybody even my mummy & daddy. Dey ran & reported to my mum who was very upset, dey all seemed really surprised & worried abt dat statement. I seriously couldn't understand wat d whole fuss was all about really. I was truelly surprised at their surprise lol..As a kid ur brain never mature so there are lots of stuff u say & do witout really meanin it or tinkin deep. So d parents of d kid shuldnt worry, even as an adolescent som children still scream to their parents 'I hate u' (mostly oyinbos o), but dey don't really meant it, so no cause for alarm. Unless dey still repeat it wen dey are adults, den u worry. But dey shuld do their part as good parents sha

lokito: If you date your classmate he's going to be a distraction to you in class. Even in exam hall b/c of him shame will not allow you to giraffe. So no need

. Lwkmd @giraffing

Tallesty1: He said he loves you and his actions proves it and yet you friendzoned him. Why are you this wicked

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Tunjasko: www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/body-ebola-victim-cremated-lagos/

. Me thinks dat dis ebola victim might hav been given mercy killing, to prevent spread of d disease

Decryptor: I agree with majority of those points but the major problem is that women take these kind of men (whenever they find them) for granted. I can clearly relate to all those points and yet see the women i got involved in betray me or make me walk away from the relationship out of frustration. The thing about majority of women esp Nigerian women(I believe that there are a few good ones out there) is that no matter how good a man is "whether he is an intending or already-wedded husband" to his woman, she still believes that the grass is more greener at the other side.

Watch Tyler Perry's "Temptations: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor" and the Upcoming "Addicted" and you will be so discouraged to give your whole heart to a woman both in relationship and marriage.

. Let me tell u wat a woman wants. : take control, as in be in control, be d man (I don't mean boss her around unnecessarily o), just be confident & in control. Den love her, truelly & sincerely love her ( u don't need to buy her d whole world, a man wit 50,000 income can be more lovin dan a guy wit 5million income, true love isn't all about spendin), pls be faithful 2her & respect her, listen to her, talk wit her, listen to her opinions, & correct her maturely wen she errs. Pls don't nag! Don't be a sissy! Don't be a mumu (u can show love witout acting weak/stupid). Buy her stuff from time to time to show u hav her in mind. Pls don't 4get her birthday, vals' day etc, it will make her feel u don't care. PS:u ll do all dese provided both of u like/love each oda. Its not wen u shower love on a woman dat doesn't love u, u ll complain dat she doesn't reciprocate, somtimes u can't force som1 to love u, if its there u won't need to force it

Ngokafor: ...Most of you saying that he should recommend his brother are very wicked and selfish..do you guys ever think at all?..
...How can sane folks be spewing the kind of crap i have read so far?..
...so in your minds..a married man with a jobless wife with a kid,earning a measly 60k a month which we are aware is not even enough for a single adult how much more a married man,should recommend his brother for this dream job while he and his wife wallows in abject poverty?..does that honestly make sense to you all?..
...lets assume you all hate his wife,but what about his kids?...arent they more of his blood than that of his brother?,who will certainly marry and concentrate on his own family and not on some so-called 'benevolent brother?.There are countless stories of brothers turning their backs on family members who have helped them tremendously in the past so what are you talking about..
.. whose welfare should a normal married man be looking out for?..his young children or grown-ass siblings old enough to take care of themselves?...

...Like i said earlier,most of you do not know what marriage is all about..therefore the earlier you leave itfor those who do,the better for women,innocent children and the society in general.

my dear d thin surprise me no be small

Some of d responses am seeing here are a bit scary, I can't believe one wuld even tink twice about dis question. Its obvious a lot of men are afraid of their wives earning more dan dem, if not y wuld som1 tink twice about givin his wife a job dat will lift up d family from poverty. Oya na go giv ur broda d job, wen he marries 2moro & has kids, will u still be beggin him 4 money all because u got d job 4 him? If his wife na harsh type u no go even smell d money

koastar: Good day all, pls I need your advice on this issue.

A friend asked me this and I don't know what to tell him. According to him he was asked to present someone that read chemical engineering in an oil company by a close friend of his who works there.

My friend is an accountant and presently earns 60k per month where he works. He has a wife who is not working and a kid.

His wife is a chemical engineer by training and his only brother is also unemployed who read chemical engineering as well. His brother has been living with them for 2yrs now after his NYSC without job. My friend and his brother lost their parents while they were still very young and they are the only children of their parents.

My friend is now confused who to present to his friend for the job, his wife or brother. Your advice pls.

The salary for the oil job is 600k per month excluding allowances.

. His wife of course!! If not 4 anythin 4d sake of his children! Na wa o, ana ajukwa nke a aju? If u giv ur younger bro he ll still spend d money on his own wife & kids. Giv d job 2ur wife, den both of u (u & ur wife) can help ur broda out financially

safarigirl: whether the wife is good or not is yet to be seen.

Then again, OJB's wife didn't cause him to rebel against his siblings. In fact, she stood by and allowed him marry another woman. Despite that, she STILL gave him her kidney.

Please don't insult OJB's wife like that. Lola hasn't proved herself. P-square was going to the top when Peter met Lola, why are people talking like he was soaking garri when they met?

P-square had 2 albums before Lola, they were a national sensation so he was far from a nobody. Lola isn't Annie Idibia or TI's Tiny. Her own ride or die no be like that. Her own ride or die is like that of Adaeze Yobo

. Good points

roymary: Uncle Jude = Bad leader.

Anybody with common sense will understand this goes beyond Jude not attending Peter's wedding. Its more of what happens even after that wedding day. Peter respects and loves his brothers but Jude has been rude and disrespectful of Peter's nuclear family. E no go pass like that.

Read a comment earlier about him needing kidney transplant in future ...OJB has siblings...but HIS wife was the donor.

A good wife is better than 10,000 self-centered family members.

. Wow, som nice points there sha. Let's just pray Lola is truly gOod, & worth all dese stress d Okoye family is goin thru

tellwisdom: Who are these people everyone is talking about??..what do they do?

. Like seriously?

safarigirl: Terrible reply

He speaks without fore-sight. Tomorrow he may not be where he is today. He may be dead, he may be poor, he may need a kidney transplant or something any of his family are in a position to give him and he won't get it because 'the only family he has are the ones he built'

He thinks this is USA, in the western world people die ALONE because they shut out extended family. Very disappointing reply from him

. Av read so many comments, but dis one touched me to reply to. So true, he has known his siblings, father, cousins etc for over 20yrs, d way he undermined dem isn't gud, like u said, he mite need immense help mayb healthwise 2moro, & his siblings (if dey havnt forgiven him) mite tell him 'oya go meet ur first family na'. Love ur spouse & children but don't 4get d family u had b4 ur spouse came in

collynzo2: Can you address the issue?
Who destroyed the Nigeria airways and Nitel?

am lovin dis person

obinon: Ozu nwere ehe na-aga mortuary. Translation: It is the corpse that has time that goes to the mortuary.(otherwise they are buried the same day).meaning: i don't have your time.

. I noticed dat d English translation takes som humour out of it. E sweet pass in ibo jare

basilo101: Hausa abata Awka.
(hausa ppl hv entered Awka)
meaning: danger is at d corner.
Origin: during d civil war wen federal troops captured Awka. A town famous in blacksmith and d centre of weapon manufacturing for d Biafrans

. A similar one : 'I dabala na nshi aboki'. Translation = u don march aboki shit'. Meanin= u don enter wahala or u don enter one chance

pazienza: How will this your stupidity explain why D'banj and his brother sang a song titled 'obimo', with Igbo lyrics everywhere,and no Yolobar? Were they born and bred in Igboland?

. Don't mind him, accrdin to a new adage I learnt today...'Owu ike nwere efe na eyi pant'

9iceboi: ike nwere efe na eyi pant(only buttocks that ve time wears pant)... that u dnt.waste time replying people unless u ve time

. Hahahaha, mehn am loving dis one!!

GPA5: WAS CHIDINMA BORN AND BRED IN YORUBALAND

. 2-face's award winnin 'African Queen' , was it igbo or yoruba he added to d lyrics, nwokem'? D banj & Kay-'s 'Obim'' was it igbo or yoruba? D word 'ukwu' used by almst all artistes in their songs dese days , where d word com from huh? & mind u Chidinma uses both

Natudu: Nna, i bu zi children?

. Classic reply

armadeo: Please try and be at least enlightened on issues before commenting.

. Shut d mess up, wat is not enlightening about his comment? Are u blind or slow dat u can't grasp d points he made? (MODs wich one is 'mess up' again? Can't u allow me express myself? Pls wat I said is 'shut d f_uc*k u*p! )

conquistadores: Bread and kaikai

. Chai! Na wa o, una no go kee pesin

Bwaal: omo this combinatination make sense come add garri omo school life na die av u ever tried yam and indomie or fried mango u can also try bread and coconut wah abt rice and garri mixed together chai cant forget moi peepz F4 gang

did I just hear (abi see) fried mango? Wtf!!

Buoyantic: Vomiting

. Am tellin u, especially d 1 of bread & toothpaste

YNeme3E: errmm. truout my stay if my skul hostel... ive seen many funny and errm weird,, dats d right word.. in d past two days ive seen my friend cook his egusi soup with 9 cubes of sugar.. now jst yesterday.. my very gud friend hu stays in d nxt room was soaking his garri(oto) with indomie spice... hv u guys seen any weirder combination dan dese?

. Ha!!

Lawprince: Don't derail. The thread here is more about the morality of the act, and stop quoting some feminist theories.
From my moral perspective, Only a moral bankrupt person hugs an opposite sex who isn't a relation, Coz hugging is a form of intimacy. What happens to a respectful handshake? The world has really gone skoin skoin... Abnormalities now norms.

. Wat is so derailing abt dis her comment? Na wa wa o

Yomieluv: well said. case closed. Thread locked.

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Ishilove: Its a very small thing. Simply by a new sim card, register it and send anonymous text msgs giving the husband details of his wife's cheating. Drop names, locations, numbers where possible. (A family member of mine used this medium to expose a cheating partner.) Give your friend very detailed information of his wife's indiscretions and leave the rest. Tell him in the message that you are destroying the sim card, but if he has a brain, he should better investigate the matter properly. End it with 'a concerned friend'

. Good one