₦airaland Forum

Phema: Huh? I don't even get you.

Anyways, I made my comment. Make yours, since you know what is relevant to the topic and what isn't. I no dey talk long tori for "useless" threads filled with rants from one teenager on midterm break

Chrisbenogor: For me, human beings can withstand so many things.....loneliness is not one of them.

Life needs meaning, she is that meaning for me.

bluelover: Oh shut up! With your sterotype nonsense!
If a guy wants to cry for his babe let him cry! So if God forbid you lose your sis someone who is close to you or wife You mean not a single tear on your face?

You are just here blabing when such situations come you would be the first to lock up and cry. #smh

kreezzy: 30- Unconsciously
29- If he's cute
28- Every time
26- I like doing it
24- If I hear say I go
19- Did it last week
18- Sometimes
17- Every time
16- Would stand up and go
15- Wella
12- I don't murmur cos I won't pay
11- I can't do without it
10- Very well
9- Yes
5- Yes O°˚˚˚ , so I'll see people that don't pray
4- Yes
3- No, so I won't somersault in church
2- No
1- Yes

Chinaimporter: WHICH KIND OF LOW IQ IMBEC ILES DO WE HAVE ON NAIRALAND. IF YOU GO TO FOREIGN FORUMS YOU SEE QUESTIONS LIKE

'WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT GENERAL TRANSCRIPTIONAL FACTOR TGIIA STIMULATE A PREINITIATION COMPLEX THAT LEADS TO DIFFERENTIAL ACTIVATION OF PROTEINS IN THE TRANSACTIVATING DOMAIN"

BUT IN NIGERIA, YOU SEE PEOPLE ASKING USELESS QUESTIONS THAT NEITHER IMPROVE MANKIND NO MAKES SENSE TO ANY NON MORONIC ENTITY SEE IF YOU CANNOT THINK OF A WAY OUT OF SIMPLE THINGS LIKE THIS THEN PLEASE DONT DISTURB US WITH SUCH NONSENCE AND WHO IS EVEN THE LOW IQ SUPERMOD THAT MOVED THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE........I FEEL IKE BREAKING MY LAPTOP NOW

trinidad: This is more like it and I am sure her family will appreciate this gesture if it is eventually approved. I am also of the opinion that every other dead person that participated one way or the other in the treatment of the index case should be remembered. Any of them could have done what Adedavor did if he/she were in her position, who knows. We should appreciate their galantary and sacrifice. For example, Nurse Ejelonu was a newly employed nurse before she met her fate. As Dr. Adedavoh is remembered, I suggest probably some streets or garages in Lagos be named after our heroes and heroines. God Bless every Lagosian, God Bless Lagos State, God Bless Nigeria.

lilprinze: Rochas is a confirmed actor! If he likes, he should trek from Owerri to his village, Imolites won't still vote for him in 2015!

MrKnowitall: The governor of the people. unlike Jonathan's useless azz.

mcfynest: GET BABY TOILET HELPER TODAY FOR AS LOW AS #2500

HAPPY MARRIED LIFE GUYS

bushdoc9919: Well, that car or bus you drive in for example was designed using a lot of advanced algebra (calculus) to help make a better and efficent design.

And when you fly a plane...be thankful your pilot knows basic Cartesian coordinates...which involves maths.

That is where your 2x-3y=y comes in.

fuckluv: Why re-write WAEC 6 times just because of maths? That guy needs to be flogged.

On a lighter note, if you want to explore the "journalism field" for example, you just have to know "something" about "everything". Truly understanding numbers and being able to clearly convey their meaning to readers is a crucial part of being a journalist.

What if you want to report an election proceedings?
You should have a working knowledge of arithmetic, be comfortable with statistics and be able to calculate percentages, ratios and other relationships between numbers. You should also understand what margin of error in polling is, have a basic understanding of probability and be able to work with graphs and charts. And, most importantly, you should be able to use this knowledge to help your readers better understand the issues at hand.

eleojo23: Maths is important for critical thinking.

It exercises the brain and sharpen your thinking skills.
It helps us recognise patterns and to understand the world around us.

The knowledge of maths produces numeracy just as the knowledge of languages (English language for instance) produces literacy.

Here are some examples of what I
mean by numeracy:
(a) Being able to critically assess statistics.
(b) Being able to manage family/personal budgets , purchases and business transactions.
(c) Being able to estimate – in all kinds of situations, e.g. journey speed, time and distance, roughly how much a bill will be or your expected bank balance at the end of the month...

oyatmicah: Comedian Gordons @GordonComedian
Rappers be like "I'm killing them snitches, smackin Dem bitches, smokin
blunts n f*ckin hoes!" *Wins award* Rapper: "I just wanna thank God"

Comedian Gordons @GordonComedian
Upcoming artistes with their 1st track will be shouting "U already know
who it is!!". How we want take know? Did we attend same WAEC lesson?

Comedian Gordons @GordonComedian
U re wondering why your mom's prayer ain't working? how will it work
when She's praying for Oluchi Ugwu & u've changed ur name 2 Nicki
Cole.

kayciano: hmmmmm.
ALL DIZ RELATIONSHIP TIPs.....YET we meet kata-kata..
MOST of our PARENTS were not THOUGHT DIZ TINS ..yet dey LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
RELATIONSHIP I SAY, IS NOW CHEVRON JOB...or permanent JOB.
DESPITE all diz infiltrations from MODERN DAY CHURCHES , RELATIONSHIPS DOCTORS and etc...
we still WALLOW in APATHY with each NEW RELATIONSHIP.
4ME , am just tired of all diz useless TIPS...
I just told my LADYFRIEND dat we need RELATIONSHIP LEAVE...this will enable us reason things and know how far we have faired as well as understand if we need to continue....because for me its just becoming NEEDLESS...
MOST times if we stay SOLELY as guys, we achieve more.
MOST THINGS,.i have achieved so far..were gotten when i stayed put and reasoned .
UPTILL dis moment i cant DEDUCE ROLES of most girl friends...
AM not saying MY LADY is evil but there are some times as a MAN ...u may need a BREAK to reason solely...
I DONT BLAME MEN WHO ARRANGE SEPARATE ROOM for their WIVES...

Mprex: Hulalat!

Where are them guys Come and learn from the Op

Op's girlfriend must be lucky

vizkiz: if you do these with my girl, she will just keep looking @ you like this

pasqal09: 1. Unexpected Hug From Behind
A hug from behind says you wanted to be close to her so badly that you couldn't even wait for her to turn around. Especially when it's a surprise, it's a great way to show you care. Make sure it's your girlfriend though, random girls aren't as enthused with surprise hugs.


2. Giving Precise Compliments
Rather than saying "you look pretty" (actually, you should say that too) compliment her on a specific piece of jewelry, or the way her hair looks, or the color of her dress. It's more authentic than a blanket compliment. Compliment her often but not so much that it becomes insincere.


3. Walk Between Her and The Street
it's nice to let her know you care about her. Don't demand it, but when walking on the sidewalk subtly staying between her and traffic is incredibly sweet.


4. Put Your Arm Around her and rub her arm
A persons arm might be the most platonic place on the body, which is why it's such a cute spot to rub. It says I care about you so much I just want to touch you


5. Hand on her back as you walk in a crowd
Not in a forceful or territorial way, but more to asure that she's still there next to you. It also shows how proud you are to be with her.


6. Bring up details from Past conversations
Girls know they drone on sometimes, but it's the boyfriend's duty to listen. Let her know you've been listening by casually bringing up things she's mentioned in past conversations. In fact this one can be applied to all your friends, not just that special someone.

7. Say thank you even after small things
When she wakes you up in the morning so you're not late, when she hands you a towel as you get out of the shower, when she makes the meal she knows you like. Also make eye contact with her as you say it, she'll love it.

soldierdollar: Media response has always been his problem . I love d man of God but his media response is always faulty . should he grieve over his fallen building and his public image or should he grieve over the lives of innocent people lost ?

I think he should employ a spokesperson to handle his media publicity

limamintruth: So wot abt Job in the bible that lost all his children and wealth to test

kenex4ever: R u trying to say u came frm a lineage of sadists?
btw, they not dat funny

nacotic: U came 2my house Lukn beautiful n sweet n u slept over now early in d morning ur Lukn vry ugly n ur hair is scatter scatter, u must b an old witch in a young gurls body IT'S OVER!

Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

Tymax: Girl: Hello Bae. Missed your voice-
Boy: Hold it! What did you just call me?
Girl: Bae na
Boy: You repeated it? Bae is a Danish word for poop!
Girl: Aaah! But-
Boy: So you calling me Poop? It's over!

ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

MabraO: Haha dey all so funny that I forgot to laugh
Wots with all these stale post anyways

cktheluckyman: I repeat Fashola does not take sole credit for this fight against ebola.Even trying to politicse this ebola fight is very Dangerous.Ebola was contained in lagos because Sawyer collapsed at the airport and was rushed to a high brow hospital who acted very professionally.If Sawyer has come into lagos and somehow managed to mingle into the population without been detected,the story would have been differant and there was nothing Fashola could do about it.

Kudos should go first to the First consultant hospital Obalende and then both the Lagos and federal ministry of health for this feat.There is no need to politicise this ebola issue

cole265: Stupid for quoting the whole story b4 asking your question.

Answer: possible, if they come in contact with someone sick with the virus. Don't play with fire!

justi4jesu: Nice.....you guys need to read that Doctor Ada's Story...the fair lady on the right. You will read in Tears...

Godmother: ^^^ its an unwritten rule. But even at that, the girlfriend had no right to tell the sister to come down. Even if the person she met there wasn't the man's sister but a mere acquaintance, asking the person to come down is very rude.

Timileyin: #

My sister is 27 my girl is 26

olulove: There is this lady that came to my desk to complain about ATM dispense
me: how may i help you?
lady: your ATM machine just debited #2000
me: kindly pick a form from that trolley. pointed to the trolley for dispense error form.
lady: should i fill it?
me: yes
after filling the form i directed her to my ATM custodian for further resolution and submission.
she said thank you and left..she later came to ask me how long it will take to the reverse the transaction, i said 24hr...she said thank you and left
she came back for the third time.

lady: pls will i get the alert on my fone?

at this juncture i no say na number she want make i collect...as a sharp young bank(bad) guy
i just give her card...see happiness for her eyes and a louder THANK YOU!...unfortunately i left my phone at home that day when i reach hus see miss calls...called her later that day and the rest is YOLO!!!!!!!!