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abba190: Please don't make me laugh, how can I bet when I don't even have money to eat especially in this Ramadan? |
Most matches yesterday played oer 2.5 🙆🏿♂️ |
iLegendd: Some of your posts make me want to cry because I've really learned a lot from you plus all these ideas that keeps popping up but the frustration is overwhelming. I just saw this post at this particular moment that I'm looking for a way to monetize the hardship I'm currently battling so I don't have to go back to doing monkey dey work, baboon dey chop jobs to raise money for some emergency necessities. |
I noticed how slow the network was 🤦🏿♂️ |
budaatum: Today was also hellish because like yesterday, I trekked a on distance and fetched water which this cousin of mine uses without much care. Anyway, when I woke up in the morning (5 am), my throat was so dried up that I had drink water and decided I would b drinking water at intervals — I drank water about 3 or 4 times before it was time to break the fasting. I also went on job hunting... Right now, my chest is hurting and ulcer is trying to penetrate; it's probably because I haven't ate any nutritious food for a long time. |
This just reminded me of my big brother and has motivated me to never give up on him. Good night, sir. |
Verbtips: Bro, everything in my bank account isn't up to 150 naira 😔. |
LalastiklaIa: Today was hell but I still succeeded, I drank 3 sachet water when it was time to break the fasting (6:48pm). I just drank a bottle of soda (coke), bread (200), and akara (150) with my last penny while I think of a way to pay back the remaining 100 naira debt. Today was really hell, I trekked for an hour while I was trying to get something to do. We go again tomorrow... |
Nobody even noticed that the young man who thought he had his life planned out used chatgpt to properly 'plan' this article. |
Expanse2020: Did he insult anybody? Anyway, I'm fasting because I want and break the fasting the same time Moslems break theirs. What's wrong about that? Even though I'm not religious, I grew up around Moslems and my mother is a Christians (and Christians are also fasting right now, hope you know that?); so I'm basically fasting because I need help as I'm going through one of the worst periods in my life. |
Asavivian: I've been "hanging in there" for so long that Nigeria is forcefully pushing my neck into that rope. |
I can also do voiceovers for your YouTube videos and design your book covers. https://www.nairaland.com/8028931/let-me-write-articles-less |
Hearing my stomach rumble was a confirmation that even my stomach had gotten tired of being a 'property' of a broke man — it wasn't even Ramadan yet. Not everybody would be brave enough to stand out and decide to chase their dream but I SuperOnyi did it. Seeing that I would never get to make my mother proud or be that "strong" big bro to my little siblings if I continued to work in that local bakery; I grabbed the bull by the horn and decided to earn a living out of my hobbies — writing, storytelling, and science. I am just a high school graduate so getting a job that would pay me even as much as 50k is almost impossible, even university graduates in Nigeria find that hard. Just few days after making my decision, my laptop got stolen, and somehow through the help of my friend, I was able to get another laptop. Just few weeks later, inconsistent power supply became a trend, and I moved from one state to another just to avoid the wrath of Nigerian demons who derive pleasure in the suffering of Nigerian hustlers. Now, my apartment is in darkness because my neighbors have refused to pay the light bill. I have become so broke and frustrated I decided to try out sport betting and got my heart broken into pieces. It's getting scarier because I have slowly become the perfect definition of that jobless uncle who stays at home all day doing nothing and my landlord is currently on my neck. Nigeria has partnered with life to jam my pants zip against my testicles and I can't even move because I can feel a blade against my neck. Please let me write articles on self development, finances, self-help, fiction, and so on for you so I can move to another apartment and possibly get my life back on track 😢. |
I'm still available and more than willing to serve you better. I know this sounds crazy but I'd like to be open to you. My landlord is currently on my neck because I'm yet to pay my rent, I've been unable to upload new books on Amazon due to lack of power supply. I wake up every morning looking at my laptop and thinking back to the first day of this year and how optimistic I was. If you still doubting my credibility, I'm here to convince you — let me bleed my heart out into words that can match that perfect article you need; whether on self development or any other niche. |
Verbtips: I don't understand.... Today is my first day on this particular thread. |
Thank you for clicking on this thread. I am willing to write articles for your website for just 1,000 naira. My name is SuperOnyi and I'm creative writer, I have published three books on Amazon. With my writing skill, I have been able to deeply move people and get them hooked to what they are writing until the last word. Here's one of my write-ups here on Nairaland about a real-life event: https://www.nairaland.com/7970118/why-might-commit-murder-very I will be glad to share my works with you and open for a long-term contracts. Thank you. |
Tradepunter2: I don't understand... What are you insinuating? |
I've been wondering if this thread still existed, turns out they've started a new one and it's now at 123 page. Oh boy! I really regret not starting this earlier this year, I can believe I have become so broke 😢. |
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I can't stop thinking of those times I'd wide my girl's legs and go down on her, watching videos of raw cunnilingus leaves me salivating. Now, I haven't been in any relationship since then because it don't move me plus I haven't met anyone I can trust as a hustler on a mission to eradicate poverty. I can't just date any girl because I'm very wild and crazy... Diseases are real🤦♂️ |
LalastiklaIa: I broke my dry fasting same time with the Moslems — by sunset (6:44pm). I said some prayers for some seconds and that was it. I'm ready for tomorrow's challenge. |
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Keep fooling yourselves