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"When the Missionaries arrived, the Africans had the Land and the Missionaries had the Bible. They taught us how to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, they had the land and we had the Bible." said Jomo Kenyatta.
What do u think? Do u agree with him words?

I am not nigerian girl but i want to know sth more about Nigeria, ur culture and tradition.
Can u tell me that it is true or false:

Wetin dey happen means What is happening?
I no no, I no know, Me no no or Me no know means I don't know
Come chop means Come & eat
How Far? means whats up? or hi
babe means fine girl or chick
show means meet up with me
Yarn or Yarning means to talk
I no know wetin u dey yarn means I don't know what you are talking about
No dey yarn okpas for hia means stop talking trash or nonsense in here
I don pay you means I have paid you
No Shaking means No Problem
Sharraap thia means shut up
this your tori get K-leg means your story is suspicious
You no sabi wetin you dey yarn means you don't know what you are talking about
Abeg make una check dis one out means please come check this out
Hia means here
you no sabi di tin wey we dey tok means you can't understand what we are talking about
The tin you just yarn don vex me finish means what you just said has pissed me off
Man dey go sleep means i am leaving or going to sleep
The babe dey do iyanga means the girl is playing hard to get
Nna make we gist means lets talk or gossip
Make i gist you wetin happen means lets me tell you what happened
That kain maths e get as e be means that kind of math is hard to understand or explain
I go wooze you finish means, "I will slap you silly", or "I will hurt you"
I dey cut out means am going out
make una come means you all should come
we dey hia means we are here
Na nothing means it's nothing
" I no sabi" means I can't do it or I don't know

Thx

Warsaw = Warszawa is very expensive city
Crakow = Kraków is very nice, old city
U can live in Wrocław or Poznań, very nice cities
In these cities u can meet people from all over the world

Drinking: beer

I dont call to him
He calls to me everyday, three or four time per day. He lives in Nigeria i live in Europa i dont know how many he paies

If u wear red panties/underpants, when u have exam or test, u will pass.
If black cat though a steet, u will have bad luck.
If u cut ur hair befor exam/test, u will fail.

7 is lucky number
13 is unlucky number

@ topic
Go there : https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-192952.0.html

The married couple (= husband & wife) should/have to sleep on one bed. Why? They are marriage so they have to eat at one table, live in one room, sleep on one bed, share with spouse everything. The husband has big problem when he gets married with wives

@ Stillwater
I knew that only one or few ethnic groups.

Why should the girls be fat?

Is it true that "Fathouse/Fat house" is a place where Nigerians girl are prepared for marriage? I read about this in book. Can u explain what this means? What do the girls do in "Fathouse/Fat house"?

@ pemkad
pls, i want to talk with u in chat
prosze skontaktuj sie ze mna na chacie, moj YIM znajdziesz w moim profilu, prosze

My friend had meeting with ghost. Really! He was in very old castle. He almost was sleeping, when the lady was lieing down in his bed. The lady die many years ago, and she was princess in the castle.

German, really? I hate this language, it is awful and isnt sexiest.

Spanish, of course, is the most seXiest

Do u believe in ghosts? Did u have any meeting with ghost? What was happen and what do u remember? I have never met ghost, maybe, b/c i dont believe in ghosts.

If u believe in God, can u believe in ghost or other invisible force?

Life taught me that whatever i wil do, wherevera i wil go, with who i will be, i am always alone

I dont want to marry. If u want to be with somebody, u can be without wedding. But i can marry and give somebody green card For me, married is only s*** document, the green card too. I understand people who getting married for the green card.

1 Kor 13, 13
"Teraz wiec pozostaje WIARA, NADZIEJA, MILOSC, te trzy; lecz z nich najwieksza jest MILOSC"

Efez 5, 31
"Dlatego opusci CZLOWIEK ojca i matke, i polaczy sie z ZONA swoja, a tych DWOJE bedzie JEDNYM cialem"

I cant say this in english, can u help me? I want to know.

Yea, it is true that u can kiss bride in church and everybody accepts this

I mean "hot, very hot" kiss. Not like this

What do u think about kissing in public? In my opinion people shouldn't kiss in places like church or school/university. On the other hand, if u want to kiss in cinema, park, street or bus, u can.
What do u think?

I'm Catholic. About 90% polish citizens are Catholics. But, in my opinion i dont need confession. Last time i confessed more than 5 years ago. Real, good Catholics should = must confess 1 per year. If u want, u can go to confession every days. For me, confession in useless b/c u tell ur sins not God, but human/priest.

Home of potatoes - in poland of course

i am eating bar of chocolate and drinking juice