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nice one poster...

just ignore the coward above me

andicod1st: Akpors Arikpo, a malabite(male student in unical) was very hungry and had money only enough to buy a plate of food without meat(simply known as "without". He entered a restaurant to buy a plate of afang soup with garri-ofcourse without meat- on entering the restaurant he discovers that girls are everywhere but Arikpo is a guy man and wouldn't want to 'fall his hands in front of girls'..now this is a very serious issue to him cause he is very hungry, then an idea immediately drops in his mind. Arikpo knows fully well that this restaurant doesn't sell the type of meat he wants to mention now but 'SHARP GUY NO BE THIEF' and so the following conversation ensues between him and the tender. . .
Arikpo: madam pls give me a plate of afang soup and garri with... emmm...by d way, wat kind of meat do u hav here?
Tender: we have d regular cow meat, nd goat meat.
Arikpo: (makes up some kind of tused face) no no no! I dnt eat such meats. Emmm...do u have toasted beef?
Tender: no pls, we don't.
Arikpo: ok, wat of chicken breastlet?
Tender: I'm sorry we don't also have this.
Arikpo: it ok.. Ummm...hw about Chicken lebafanca?
Tender: I'm afraid we don't also have that.
Arikpo: if u dnt hav those i trust u wil certainly have hot dog.
Tender: we still don't have that.
Arikpo: (tries to make up an angry face) madam u no even get any beta ting 4 dis ur place sef..abeg give me without..

try to read other thread before you post.

https://www.nairaland.com/1046137/abuse-me-na-u-sabi

lordmassac: A guy sits in a taxi and sees his
wife
entering a hotel with another
man , and
tells the driver. Do you want to
Earn
N50,000 right away?. The driver
excitedly
says what do I have to do? Bring
my wife
by the hair out of that hotel,
here's a
picture of her. After a while the
driver is
seen dragging a woman by the
hair ,
while kicking and beating her and
puts
her in the Taxi. and the husband
says to
him, " This is not my wife" the
driver
replied " Nooooo , this is mine,
hold her
for me. I'm going for yours"!




GOOD Morining!

Tuale for you bro!

me i gbadun dis one

[quote author=may.rie]I am new here, wont y'al welcome me? [/quote]i urge you to be free...


dont join any group

be your self

abuse as much as you can

or you wanna be under a lunatic man?

i guess knw!

on behalf of my self and NPJC we welcome you!

we can meet private later

larride: Sharap dia. Wetin concern you, who dey follow talk.

for you own life u no knw pass sharap

den use am do u?


asking in a very nice way

larride: Sharap dia.

MOSQUE RAT

Heheheh!

U well so?

Chokolee: ....
Dat na 4 hausa pipo..no be hausa i be!! !! U hear?#Gud!
...

....wetin^^^dis word mean??
Look at this...
....na yab be dat?? Abi u dont knw dey difference??
..This is not yabbing to be..

....
....
Well well well on this note..since the poster violated the laws he stated himself without any provocation from any angle...
I hereby pronounce this thread closed...
#Poster below me, should be ready to recieve more of the insults...cos the OP spoilt the fun we were about having!!! Over and out, Gbam!!
....

For ur mind now,u bi super star abi?

PretiEbony: Beht why

Why what?

shakara4u: if him d fear,show me make i com gist am

Dis one na real thief oh!


Wetin mak she show u?

Ole

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Becoz 90% boys are right handed .. Lol #badtguy#

Laitesmart: infact. Na grade 1

No mind am jere!

realsammie: THREAD CLOSE

Thunder fire ur left ear!

U resemble Dani?

Those days of Akewenke

Those days of after round one

Those days of who mess

Those days of macmillian(I no sure of d spelling again sef)

Those days of agbo goes to school

larride: Unfollow thread

Ur madness na better one!

mormoni: Oldwoman: "Doctor, Ever since the heart transplant, all I think of is Sex, Money & more Sex! Could it be that Iam getting younger?"
Doctor: "Not really, the heart belonged to a Prostitute!=D

Mehn BB dey give you chance to post BC for here

nice one

mormoni: Na today u dey knw?

u go chop am now mad dog

larride: Who, ME?

u ke?


no bi u oh na ur twin

ode oshi

larride: Sutoboy must means STALE JOKES

mehn small pikin like you dey talk?

what do you know about JOKES?

ode remo: this one pass me oh.
i no dey smoke weed jhor.

na lie

na u bi smoke gangan

Valiantvaliant: @op@topic.
Send it to his bleeping email. Nonsense

i hia u

mormoni: u knw ryt @suto

u sick small

bin gbagbo: copy and paste, mtcheew!!

mooooooron


u still dey do pikin tin

bunmioguns: because he is also good @ criticising jokes

E bi lik say u dey blind!

When last have I ever criticised ur jokes?

bunmioguns:

Heaven sef no say u no like beta thing

He goat!

larride: Praise the LORD

U sure say u well?

AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.

AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?

ABOKI: yes

AKPOS: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in-btw.

ABOKI: happy and thanking God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)

AKPOS: u get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am btwn the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

AKPOS: u get sardine 4 inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.

AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)

AKPOS:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.

AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME











Aboki fainted....

booqee: See mad men?!

So u see dem too?

bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: A+


Remark: you are now officially crowned the Jokes President



Reward: three days excursion to Maiduguri

If u no support him who else will u support?

I pity una!

Bin-gbagbo abi wetin den dey call u,u beta go find beta rehab go

mormoni: Teacher: what are the people in Moscow called? Sagir: they are called "mosquitoes" LWkmd

Tot they re called: Mormoniscow

bin gbagbo: sutoboy, are u a human being??











smh

Pls where is IT (Bin gbagbo)

Ode remo oshi

ijebabe: Crazy in a funny way. And yes, my parents are Nigerians

No mind am jere!

E wan dey form

For us here!

Ma papa na confirm Ijesha man!

So e dey among them too

dani1luv: Exactly the reason i hate posting this dayz. .if i do. .they would say am abusing POWER!!
MSTCHEEEW!!!!!

Chai!

No mind d yeye I Q boy joor!