toygod2:

*Lays ambush and collect from him*

*Holy Ghost attacks Toygod2 in a nice way and retrieve d offering from him*


Halelujah!

Efemena_xy: Modify your last post. It's rude and not funny.

No mind d fool joor!

D post has been hidden!so no one can see it!

binmacc: BIN SHEY YOU JUSST WANT POST, ABI?

Ur name sef na bin?

Chai!we don die for here!

Bin there,bin here!

We go soon turn to bin section now

larride: U are alone in the toilet @ work or in a public toilet... U look up and see this, what would u do Be honest!!!

U really need to grow up!


Ow sure re u dat dis is a toilet?

Beside d girl looks like ur wife u brought to bin gbagbo clinic the other day!













Stop asking a foolish question here

CrazyMan: It there na or didn't you see it ?

It there or is there?

Is dat a crazy error too?

larride:

Don't mind that girl jor...... She dey trip for you ni

Na so den trip born u?

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Na u sabi!

Jamey Maxwell: Lol

No mind d yeye guy joor!

E dey always feel lik boss for here!

A crazyman with a crazy joke in a crazy section along with a crazy president and Mod

Jibwillz: A girlfriend after having boring intercourse,
complains to her boyfriend,
"why didn't you
tell me you have a 'small guitar'
" Guy replied,
"I didn't know I'll be performing in a
'hall'
Lol!!!

Smiles....d tin don wide reach hell like Bin gbagbo anuss

bin gbagbo:


yea. . .thats why they call mee the jokes president

For ur mind?

Onigbe ni e

bin gbagbo:


i am sorry guy. . you ve just been infected with white!!!

Na only white?blue nko?

bunmioguns:

blessing time. . .*rushes forward to take the offering bowl*

The Lord is good

*waiting for bunmioguns to come forward with the offering so I can bless it*

bunmioguns:
.
.
i no vex jare,well life is cool....... longest time bro, guess etisalat don dash u 15MB

Na free glo 10MB jere...

But wait oh shey Etisalat dey give free 15mb ni?

Rextab: now thts funny...

Now dis is madness!

bunmioguns:

Sorry no vex na turn by turn

U don do am for me before!

Ow is life with u?

bunmioguns:



common am nt g.a.y. . stop stalking me

Common mistake

Come on not common!am saying dis in a nice way!

*WTF*........21 0?world record!

I can't beliv our captian scored 5 own goals!

*** takes booqee to d private room and help her with her injured body in a nice way,now smiling out of the room****

Pls who is in RCCG camp?or who is going?I just hope we can meet there and see some nairalander peeps!





Lemme give u dis short joke before u start asking me where is the joke!

Bin gbagbo didn't give me a present for my brithday, but his sister did. For his brithday he's getting the video.

My pple Dis red tin na true oOO. My ba3 was blinkn red nd d̶̲̥̅̊ next thing my ☎ died. phew!

Pastor E.A Adeboye decided to have a leisure ride without his driver one evening with his wife in the front seat and a senior pastor of his church in the rear. When they got to a police check point, an Inspector flagged down the car and detailed a corporal to go check the vehicle particulars.Pastor Adeboye rolled down the glass window and asked the Corporal, 'Good evening officer, what can we do for you?' As soon as the corporal saw him, he ran back to his boss panting. The Inspector asked him, 'Corporal, anything wrong?' No sir! have you checked his papers? no sir, why not? 'Big man sir', big man! Is he the Governor? Bigger than the Governor, Is he the President? Bigger than that sir..The Inspector was now very curious and asked, 'then who is he? I think, Jesus Christ Sir", came the reply. The Inspector exclaimed, "Jesus Christ'? yes sir, because his driver is Pastor Adeboye....praise d Lord

Stethoscopes were originally invented by doctors so they could stop from putting their ears against a woman’s B.o.o.bs.Pls sir how tru is this?

realsammie: tell him what now? i beg finish it.hehehehehe

Abi u go help d boi out?

One day a little boy woke up
and sat down at
the table expecting breakfast.
However, his
mother says,"You don't get
any breakfast until
you do your chores."
---
A little pissed off, the boy
goes out to do his
chores. When he goes to milk
the cow, he
kicks it. When he goes to get
eggs he kicks a
chicken, and when he goes to
feed the pigs,
he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down
his mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal.
"Where is the bacon,
eggs and milk?" asks the little
boy. His mother
replies, "I saw you kick the
cow, so you don't
get any milk; I saw you kick a
chicken so you
don't get eggs; and I saw you
kick a pig so
you don't get any bacon!"
Just as she finishes saying
this, the boy's
father comes down the stairs
and kicks the
cat. The little boy looksup at
his mother and
asks, "Do you want to tell
him, or should I?

slimchi2k2: @boogee

Congrats.happy union
wish god blessing to u
i wish to be there,but nt arround
but boogee why in joke section
pls dnt be offence, i just ask

You should she loves dis section most!

Hmm dear Booqee am very jealous oh!

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
Wife: About 4 acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.
Judge: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Wife: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar
Judge: I mean,What're ur relations lik?
Wife: I hav an aunt and uncle livin in warri, and so domy husband's parents.
Judge: Do u hav a real grudge?
Wife: No,we have a broken dwn Toyota pick-up and hav never really needed one.
Judge: Please,is there any infidelity in ur marriage?
Wife: no, both my son and dota bank with fedelity bank. We don't necessarily like the services, but the answer 2 ur questions is no.
Judge: Ma'am, does ur husband ever beat u up?
Wife: Yes,about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,Lady, why do u want a divorce?
Wife: Oh, I don't want a divorce. I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me and my comunication skills suck!

Ajibel: Na joke be dis

no na play

ekeroyal:

It's a scientific map mixed with a bit of chronology, Physiognomy....and the like. Just relax, never be in a hurry.

no wahala nah

skales: suto bro, if no be sey u be my friends , i for don quick tell the world how dry dis your yoke abi na joke u call am reach.


when will u ever step up your game?



no ofience

u bi boss now

Dygeasy: smh wetin he ask wetin u talk? Wetin u go do gateman? U go laff ur gullible self..imagine

dont blame him nah!

bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS: THESE NJPC BOYS SMH


PUNISHMENT: 10 INJECTIONS AT THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

Re u okay at all?

babarazy: Where is d joke?

Are you uplight?

dani1luv: Am jealous

I wan win recharge card too

time for you to win get me if u can