bunmioguns:




your parent too is among sha

Hey u sharrap dere!

Cant u see my friend's son?especially dat SUTOBOY

He is so smart and wise!

Why re u so dull?tell me!

Abeg stop there!

Wetin u mean?

Na wetin u get before?

No bi lower I Q?

U wan dey form for me ur friend!

Roses are red, violets are blue, face like Bunmioguns belong to the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.

Go4dgame: 2 all my online frnds *GoD'swatchingoveruonCNN*2 all my online frnds *GoD'swatchingoveruonCNN*2 all my online frnds *GoD'swatchingoveruonCNN*

make dem hear now

bashy_demy: Dirty minds

for your mind?

bin gbagbo:


* hands him a calabash of ogogoro to leave me alone *

ur madness na grade one

bashy_demy: Whats going on in here?

Check later pls!

booqee: *faints instantly!*

Madam!why u faint?

U see Bunmioguns Junior?

Emperorjames: [color=#006600][/color]Me na 1 to 50 i know o, from 51 upward i knw sabi again o Me na 1 to 50 i know o, from 51 upward i knw sabi again o

I no blame u nah!

U no be beta human being now!

booqee:
well, bingbagbo wey suppose give us answer to dat question..don dey behave like bush pig.

No mind am joor!

Na just animal with human skin!

bin gbagbo:


na your papa go come ansa that one!, bush pig!!

U be eediotta!

Ode,mumu,oti fa gbo yo!

Dejo,U no say ma papa na Pastor?

Why u kan dey solicit for dat mad man?

I no folo u talk so mak u mind ur own side oh!Amebo oshi
w

booqee: Well, d question i'm more interested in is, what breed of dog is he??

Bukola!!!!!!

Haba I too luv u die!

U too brilliant!

Who go kan answer dat one now?

bunmioguns:



you wan make i wound d innocent damsel with my loooong thing

Na who no knw say u bi Horse?

MuhMubRaj: Sutoboy aswear u no try,HABBBA!u no even pity us sef

Pity US?

Ow many of u?

And why d pity?

Well I guess u still dey sss 1 abi?

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bunmioguns:




My dear, dont mind dt Bush Pig.
. Anyway, hope you enjoyed today's shopping. . . dont worry, this is just d tip of ice berg, you will enjoy me jst as sutoboy love to smoke weed.

U don shayo abi?

U kan dey dream ontop water!

bunmioguns:




you are hereby setenced to 10 years imprisonment @ Donkoline Memorial Prison with hard labour without tasting a single food only b.r.e.a.s.t feeding to be provided by BigVagina

Like Vikcy?

I no go mind dat one oh!

Laitesmart: No mind all of them. Make them dey form yeye innocenty! All of una wan tel me say una no knw 69, u lick i lick style abi... Mtcheeeew!

Ur head full ground jare broda!tell dem let dem knw!

fluid26: A dog.

Ah!
Na u talk am oh!if e catch u !

Me I no dey dere oh!

mikuz: An oracle.

I knw say u no well!

Dere re 3 living things!

1...Boy

2...Girl

3...Dog

Question is;If Suto is a boy!

And Booqee is a girl!

Then Who is Bunmioguns?


Pls answer ASAP!

Laitesmart: Mouthwash sounds like 70. Lmao.

Gbayi since no one get better sense to understand joke!


69 is one of d favourite intimacy. Position!u can see how d 6 stand and ow d 9 stand too!
6 for up and 9 for down!
I no say Booqee no wetin I dey talk sha

Gialmine: @ola
Sowi, i dont know the song u are talkin about.

No mind am

Na yeye pikin!

Exponental: Rubbish!!!
Not teasing about it....there are no simiilarities. No AP, no GP.

Lobatan!!!

U don vex finally bi that?

Idera_olu:

U again...Sutooooooboy!

Me again?the joke dry abi wetin?

bunmioguns: sutoboy beht why

I no try abi?

Teacher: "What comes after 69?" Student: "Mouthwash." The teacher fainted!

bin gbagbo: your case na mental case ooo

Fake president!

U don giv bonus on here before?

Ȋ̝̊̅ A̶̲̥̅♏ a 7 letter word,people do read ♍є̲̣̣̣̥,♏v̶̲̥̅ 5th ,6th ,7th letter increases yearly,♏v̶̲̥̅ 3rd nd 4th letter aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ the same,♏v̶̲̥̅ 3rd ,2nd nd 5th letter covers 73% f̶̲̥̅̊ the earth,ЂÃ†̥ A̶̲̥̅♏ Ȋ̝̊̅ ?Answer it Ǎ̜̣̍Ϟd get a recharge card


Note...u can always trust the NPJC Voice!we've done it here before!and Booqee won it then!

misterh: Is there or It's there! Is dat a crazy error too!
@topic, shey spirits sef don dey NL ni? E be lyk say na u be d agbenuso for dem!

Ur problem pass dat!

larride:

You just wan dey associate yourself with celebrity abi? No worry, I go make your life better, come my office later

U well so?

larride:

ASHAWO I go tell your wife

my wife go dey next u right now!

So tell her with d letter in ur hand!

PretiEbony: You really need to grow up!!...

Who dey talk?

U resemble the insect sef

Lagusta: ^^^ abeg this is nigeria, survival of the fittest, so fight for ur own head.

*takes atomic bomb, threatens everybody, and gets the cash*

*Arrest by Holy Ghost and Lagusta repent and return the money to me on the Alter*Rush to deposit it*

*******Praise The Lord*********

If I no laf mak God punish me!


I laf sotay I try d number

Na one lovely girl pick!

I just remove the last number!