eldav: Well done.

just well done?

Fasterboy: Joke intended? Why am I not laughing?

na ur way!

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Haba bros!d price is too cost nah

ekeroyal: ok, then. I'll draw the map and get all the points on.

u never draw d map finish?

~vicky~:


frowns

Haba!kini mo se?

why nah?

bunmioguns:
.
.
Abeg T smooth, am part of those that nominated him, d guy get swaaaag., . . . . .carry on jare BIN . . . .you get maut.. . . . .. . . .. . . . . .
.
@Sutoboy. . . D yoke is tooooo old nw haba

i no blame u nah!na folo folo u dey do!

~vicky~:
answer to question 7

GEJ

NO 8
C

NO 4 A (guy u bad 0)


to answer section 2......loading will be right back

Vicky u answered it your self nah!so ow am i bad?

hehehehe!ma u bi dis?

smiles

Akpors was coming back from school,
singing & dancing.
The father asked him,
"My son, dis one dat u're happy,
singing & dancing, I have not seen u
in dis mood for a while now"
Akpors replied & said,
"Papa, u will not be buying new
textbooks, notebooks and all the
writing materials"
The father shouted,
"That's my son, but wait oo, did you
win scholarship or something?"
"No papa am repeating the same
class!!!"
Akpors is still on drip at St. Mary's
hospital.

A Nigeria guy (Bunmiogun) trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an eye operation says, "I still can't see." The doctor(Bin gbagbo) then asks a sexy nurse(Vicky) to UnCloth in front of him. He again says "I can't see". Doctor tells nurse to open her legs. Again he says "I can't see". Doctor says "Mother fucker". If you can't see, how come you're having ERECTION? Prepare his bill pls



Bunmiogun fainted!

Smile!

JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012:
Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE

1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai Yar' dua(c)Stella Obasanjo

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BokoHaram Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes
that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG

SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.

(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ¤=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up!
FIND X!
I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?

Goodluck to you all.

booqee: haaaaa! Fenks.....its been wonderful! Two more to go on monday.
Thanks lot. :*

are u doing pol too??

Yes dear!

Imagine u seeing without sayin!

booqee: hahaha! we don die finish for naija be dat! Very funny.....

Imagine u without me booqee!

Beside how has been ur paper(exams)so far?hope the pol tins is not giving u too much stress!

One pol!

One plato!

bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS:RECYCLED, TOO LONG!, CHILDISH, NONSENSE!!

PUNISHMENT:15 CONSECUTIVE INJECTIONS AT THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL!!!



SIGNED

DR BIN GBAGBO

JOKES PRESIDENT, OWNER GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL, FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF PROJAN, THANK YOU!

And re u very sure u re alright?

No I don't think so!

A mother passing by her daughter's
bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the center of the bed. It was
addressed, "Mom." With the worst
premonition, she opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow
that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Dad and you. I've been finding
real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-
even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard,
and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only
the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed
said that we will be very happy.He already
owns a trailer inthe woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter. He wants
to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed
taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and
trading it with his friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a curefor AIDS so
Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and
I know how to take care of myself.Someday
I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
getto know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over
at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
remind you thatthere are worse things in life
than my report card that's in my desk center
drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
to come home

Exponental: 2 cars were parked @ a bank 4 atm use. One has
lagos reg-centre of excellence
n d oda has
borno-home of peace.
4 those who saw it, we adjusted n opted 4 anoda bank asap
Just wonderin d new definition of peace. If u av d power 2 change borno's, what will u change it to

Home of Exponential will be better

bunmioguns: Am nt praising anybady, bt to be frank, Bin still reamain d best. . . He is original, i mean he creates his own jokes, d three ppl u mentioned i.e. Sutoboy, booqee and d other guy were nt d real owner of wht they post, they are jst d first to post it here. . . . though Bin may post dry Jokes sometimes, bt mere reading thru d comments, u wld definitely laff no matter hw. . . . . .So I concur with Mogulo.. . . .BIN still remain d best here. . . #Truth is bitter#

To be sincere,everyone on here re the always the best,atleast for having the time to come on here and post,we should knw is not easy!beside the JOKE d guy rate me on wasn't copy and paste!go check it out ur self!I aint better here I got a lot of pple on here dat I still bow for!

Re u uplight?

Onyeasi: Man escapes from prison
where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a
house to look for money
and guns and finds a
young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of
bed and ties him to a
chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top
of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While
he's in there, the
husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at
his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy
is probably very
dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife
responds: "He wasn't
kissing my neck. He
was whispering in my
ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were
cute, and asked me if we
had any vaseline. I told
him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!

U don fall ma hand!

Dis joke has been posted here mor dan 100 times

hornipipe: A Drunk 18yrs old boy asked married woman out, d woman got pissed, & told tell her hubby d scenario. D husband told d woman to invite d boy over so that he could beat d hell out of him, he would hide under d bed. D woman did as her hubby requested. When d boy got there he kissed d woman & took of his T-shirt & his body was full of scars so d woman asked "why so many scars" d boy replied "I like to lay married women & usually I get caught so I kill d hubby's, If someone shows up now he'll be No.20 on ma murder list" d boy continued kissing d woman & d woman tried to reach out to her hubby under d bed & a small voice came up "If u tell him am here, u'll see...

TOLD TELL? In ur 2nd line!explain dat to me so I can understand d joke

Onyeasi: A guy asked his
babe; how much do you
love me?.
The girl replied;
I love you
so much, i can't describe. The guy said;
No, just
describe. The girl said; Ok, i'm a
phone and you are my sim
card, there's no me
without you.
Guy said; wooow! You are so
romantic, i love you more. The girl whispered
to herself; see mumu! What
if i'm one of those phones that has two
sims?.

We got many girls lik dat here in NL!

U try bro

MOGUL.O:
It has not tayed when the day got broken!

What a joke!

Mumu special!

MOGUL.O:



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So sad u locked ma acct!

But why?

Hmm so nice,thanks bro!

Is d Lord doing!

U no sharp at all,

U bi panadull

Why u no try am first!

dani1luv: [size=13pt]

Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in kano. Here is one of the questions:
"You are on patrol in the outskirts of kano when an explosion occurs in the township. On investigation, you find a large hole has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned van lying nearby. Inside the van there is a strong smell of alcohol. Both occupants - a man and woman - are injured. You recognize the woman as the wife of your Divisional Inspector, who is at present away on a Peace Making Mission In Sudan.
A passing motorist stops to offer you assistance and you realize that he is a man who is wanted for armed robbery.
Suddenly a man runs out of a nearby house, shouting that his wife is expecting a
baby and that the shock of the explosion has made the birth imminent.
Another man is crying for help, having been blown into an adjacent Canal by the explosion, and he cannot swim.
Describe in a few words what action you would take?"

Akpos thought for a moment,
picked up his pen, and wrote: "I would take off my uniform and mingle with the crowd - Na me una wan turn to mad man[/size]

Sorry bro

~vicky~:


i wonder o

@ sutoboy i got d name from a source

Oya tell me nah!

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Pls we need to move this rubbish to romance,we need to laf here,we don't need your family problem here!make u pack well make anoda person come in!


Beside,
Where is d joke?