₦airaland Forum

benedictnsi:
Lol lwkm your father's name
Oya na do your juju well

u dnt aff faith o

benedictnsi:
Lol....... No be small thing...... Now weh d results come out, people weh dem expect make dem gain admission still d buy supplementary and 4th batch

I hope saraki skips one name nd add my father's name to d list

benedictnsi:
As Nigerians awaits the announcement of the PMB list of ministers, Read what Nigerians are saying on Twitter.........


https://mobile.twitter.com/search/?q=%23MinisterialList&s=tren

Nigerians Be chilling for ministerial list as if it were jamb result

uselessgoat:
WHY ARE THESE IGBOS SO VIOLENT AND UNCIVILIZED HOW CAN A MAN BEAT HIS WIFE AND MOB BEAT THE HUSBAND

IS THIS WHAT BIAFRA IS ALL ABOUT


I PITY THESE IGBOS

sire joor wen did the south south Becom IGBOS

Mutuwa:


11. In summary whether they got under a guys boxers or a guy got under their pants;THEY WILL STILL BE THE ONES RUNNING AFTER THE GUY.

recall the ear and cotton bud scenario from the initial thread? The ear would always liked to be cleaned,whether its dirty or not,so long as it itches,even after a shower.THE EAR ALWAYS ENJOY BEEN CLEANED BY THE COTTON BUD.
***its a man's world***

dis killed me jeeeez ua wicked

AMossley:
what set?she was nicknamed mama A1

2010

Ambjosh:
Today the 5th day of October is generally marked as a day for teachers in Nigeria. In the spirit of that, let's use this opportunity to remember that remarkable teacher that impacted our lives either positively or the other way round. I'll go first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mr Tofa, once in Ang. Grammar School, somewhere in Delta. Thank you for contributing to what i am today. Infact I'll classify you as a " a teacher without border" lol. There is barely a subject he can't teach you. Thanks also for always tearing my back with those your rafia cane. lol now i know the importance. Happy Teachers Day to you sir!!!!!
Let's keep the ball rolling. Share yours!

won't forget mama monica nd Mrs chukwuyer eva adelaja

benny4wax:
My fellow nairalanders, I often see people bring their problems here in the hope of getting tips and advice from brilliant men and women in this forum, the good part of it is that we never respond with silence, we all treat the problem as if it was ours by giving out advice and encouragement. While others reply with kk, , , ,(Space bookers), but in all that, we still help that person in our own capacity.

Please, I am presently in a state of confuse as Nkoli Nwa nsuka would say. I found over 20 pieces of condo.m in my younger brothers bag of cloths.

I am current filled with rage as he is under 18. I don't know if I should report to my parents or confront him (but I fear It may end violently).

How do i approach this situation. Please, Nairalanders help me.

Good advice, bad advice, abuse, insults, kk, , and are all welcomed.

it's gud he's playing safe at d same tym u as a mentor try relating ur stories wt him mak him find dat confidence in u to mak him talk to u don't try to scold him plead wt him to desist frm d act if he's started using it n tell him he's only gonna complicate his life gudluck to u on dat

milkymesh:
This is DLA road in Asaba, capital of oil rich Delta State. Maybe you think the flooded road is because of heavy down pour. You are wrong. Road are either constructed without drainage. What a state govt construct is "gutter". Where will the water go, when the gutters are all filled with no channel to drain the water into the River Niger? What you have is a flooded major road. You can now imagine how the streets look like, if a major road is flooded. Street with no gutter, much more a drainage

dis plc dey learn compared to delta state eku precisely dey are suffering der my stay der was hell

TrishaP:
Yes dear it does. I'm a mistress of chocolates and many sugar substance that leads to menstrual cramps. It tells on me month ends.
But when I discovered these benefits, it helped reduce these cramps and possibly brokedown these sugar contents, I decided to make it my backup.

aff u tried it wt scent leaf n salt try it works faster

Luckygurl:

I might try it out but that lingering bitter taste is just a huge turn off

ok add scent leaf n salt to it a little salt tho

Luckygurl:
Are you serious about this?

yeah for reel start takin it few days Bfor it starts

TrishaP:
I have been a regular user of this wonderful leaf and I've seen all the improvements in my body. So I had to share this with you.

Health Benefits of Bitter leaf (Vernonia amygdalina)

 Bitter leaf plant

Bitter leaf (Vernonia amygdalina) is a vegetable used for preparing the popular Bitter leaf soupOnugbu, Shiwaka & Ewuro by the Igbos, Hausas&Yorubas in Nigeria.

Although this plant has been around for hundreds of years, only a few people know of its medicinal and healing properties.

 Bitter leaf (Vernonia amygdalina) as the name implies, is actually a bitter plant whose leaves, extracts, stems and barks are used for culinary,medicinal and curative purposes.  
 Vitamins in Bitter leaf includes;Vitamin A, Vitamin C ,Vitamin E, Vit.B1 and Vit.B2.
 
My grandma was a big fan of the bitter leaf juice, and on one of my visits she made me drink the juice to cure a fever. I hated the bitter taste, at that time, but when I realized the fever was gone, I humbly joined the Bitter leaf fan club ... ☺.... those grey hair on her head ain't there for nothing, Right?.


Bitter leaf and Spinach JuiceWell, To get the best results from the bitter leaf plant, it's best taken freshly squeezed from the leaves. 


 How to extract the Bitter leaf Juice

This can be done, the old school way of rubbing the clean leaves in between your palms with the help of a little water and squeezing out the juice from the leaves.

You can also use a juicer or blend the leaves with a little water, in a blender and strain out the extract with a cheese cloth, coffee strainer or a sieve with a tight mesh.

Bitter leaf juice on its own, is quite bitter and this taste might be a turn off for a lot of people.
 So to reduce the bitterness of the  bitter leaf juice, simply blend it with spinach or Ugwu (fluted pumpkin). If you still find it extremely bitter, then add some sweet fruit juices to it, such as pineapple , apples or oranges.

Dry bitter leaf is also potent, but has to be properly cleaned before use.

Some of the health benefits of  Bitter leaf (Vernonia amygdalina);

  * It speeds up metabolism and therefore is great for weight loss. 

* Bitter leaf juice relieves fever and feverish conditions. Take the squeezed juice, 3 times daily until the symptoms disappears.

* It also helps to reduce high sugar level in the blood, and great for diabetic patients. 

* Squeeze the fresh leaves on your palm and apply the juice on skin rashes,eczema, ring worms and any superficial skin ailments, you'll notice a change in few days. Don't apply to open wounds.

* Bitter leaf is said to soothe and also cure pile .

* Taking a cup of bitter leaf juice a day, is a great way to detoxify the body of harmful toxins. 

* Bitter leaf juice nourishes the skin.

* Bitter leaf (Vernonia amygdalina) also cures mild stomach ailments 

* Bitter leaf juice is said to increase breast milk production in nursing mothers.

* The washed roots and stalks of bitterleaf  are boiled and the infusion is taking as a worm expeller. A cup of bitter leaf infusion taking first thing in the morning before meals 


* Bitter leaf juice is used by local women in Guinea-Bissau to contract the uterus after childbirth and therefore should not be taking during pregnancy  or if you're trying to conceive,because high intake might cause miscarriage.

* A cup of bitter leaf juice a day, energizes you...o yes it does.

Lalasticlala ishilove farano Dominique let's educate some people that this leaf is not just an ordinary leaf.

I take dis juice wella ewuro keeping me frm cramps sinc time immemorial

360frolic:
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Ever since Eniola Badmus showed off her nose ring on her way to South-Africa for AMAA last week, she has been receiving a lot of flak from her fans who feel the accessory is inappropriate.

Well, she has responded to these criticisms via her SnapChat.


She warned all her critics to face their own personal businesses and leave her to face hers.


She wrote: "It's my life and my nose ring. If you don't like it, report to God. Free Eniola Badmus,"


Lol. Bullseye!


http://www.newshelm.com/2015/10/if-you-dont-like-my-nose-ring-report-to.html

looking like a Bull reminds me of Baal

[quote author=tellwisdom post=38610157]Can i feel your boobbss??..You too will enjoy it [/]wat has my boobbs gat to do wt d topic

greatwaters:
I don't know why most people do not seem to approve of a relationship between their best friend and their sister/brother.

Even my roommate swore that he'll never allow it.
Is it wrong? if yes, why?

if u can associate wit dem why can u allow ur sis av a relationship wit ur frnd

Whobedatte:
there s a scintilla of truth therein

I agree tho

nasha1:
My dear you don reach 30? when you reach 30 and still single,this is how you will start thinking and consoling yourself.
Their type plenty for Lagos.....they don't need a man blablabla
Even people wey don marry since and never work in their life they claim,nice op....
Let them continue consoling themselves.....no be me and them they soak pillow at night.

I don't support op on dat topic aswear

MizMyColi:
This writeup is written by a Nigerian, especially for Nigerian Ladies.
Please understand that while I and the writer share this view, you are under no obligation to share.
If it does not resonate with you...please feel free to toss it out and shout like Orubebe did "WE WILL NOT TAKE THIS; THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE"
If it does resonate with you, please welcome like a breath of fresh air.




https://wordsmithf./2015/09/30/woman-you-are-more-than-a-ring-and-a-title/

teach dem ow to get a man nd ow to keep their homes not dis plz

MizMyColi:
This writeup is written by a Nigerian, especially for Nigerian Ladies.
Please understand that while I and the writer share this view, you are under no obligation to share.
If it does not resonate with you...please feel free to toss it out and shout like Orubebe did "WE WILL NOT TAKE THIS; THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE"
If it does resonate with you, please welcome like a breath of fresh air.




https://wordsmithf./2015/09/30/woman-you-are-more-than-a-ring-and-a-title/

do I smell feminism ere jst my tots

Alwys accusing the govt Nigerians are dirry they don't see d need for maintenance if we had kept our clean d story wud av being diff ghanians kno how wat hygiene is aftrall ppl av used d same facility nd dey kept it clean

otijah:
baby i think u are too raw ooo, i like ur personality we hardly find girls of ur type. abeg if u get toto borrow me wen my gf returns from travel i pay u back.

if u can explain watchu mean

Swanky too dey form super man Hian gideon is ten tyms a man than dat gayish swanky make he rest seeking for relevance attention seeker oshi allow toto carry her cross

That feeling I get when introvert is FTC

South ladies wud do plz dey are the finest in d whole of naija edo gals precisely

That way is so dangerous when I'm supposed to cross dat road d kine fear way dey grip me eh

Slap ur own o no tym weda naija na America for ur eyes police wud take egunje frm oga nd he's a free man

Sincerely I'm reading dis article cos of the diss sonof mark is dishing out ere im so laffing

Plead wt any of ur female frnds to com stay wt u nd tell d dude ur gf Wana stay wt u for awhile simple

I still smell sumtin fishy dis story no correlate at all for me y do I feel oga IK made dis up seeking attention my naija gals are way classier than that my opinion tho

Guyman02:
JAMB real Cut off Mark will be like this:

Imo State = 450
Delta State = 395
Ekiti State = 445
Zamfara State = 25
Sokoto State = 13
Borno State = Just show your JAMB receipt

hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahaaa fool dis killed me

Mak I find trouble testimony grow up beautiful nd don't be lik ur mom that snatches ppl's husband