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Jewelnutch:
Sapele weed is working. ; )

na kwale weed not sapele

Chimaritoponcho:
see ur face like corn food wey dem no turn well

ano dey see u

Chimaritoponcho:
There is no gainsaying,davido is my idol,I practically love him(no homo)
people often say I look a bit like him.
please drop your comments

so una mean say na all dis small niggas like dis dey troll nd throw jabs for dis formum heyo

GMan650:
The Chief of Staff to Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon (aka Igodomigodo) has finally revealed his thoughts about the trial of former National Security Adviser, Dasuki.


Here's what he shared on his Facebook page. If you understand what he said and can explain, please help us.

"Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus, vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast, it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance, the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?"


https://web.facebook.com/PatrickObahiagbon/posts/1218700978147057

oga op how can u type that wit out translation na so dem teach u

MhizTessy:
Now this is what happened to me. I'm not gonna say it happened to a friend like some used to. I am just curious and would appreciate meaningful comments.

When I was much younger, precisely 6years, I had this quickie with a neighbour. He was around that Age too, we just did for the fun of it, I don't realy know what led to it, I just saw that this boy and I had some kisses and sex, twice.
I grew older and I blamed myself for doing that trash then, there hasnt been much exposure as it is these days, I had been a bad girl for doing the 'mummy and daddy's game'.
This year, I will be 24 years. I have never had any sexual intercourse after the one I had 18 years ago though I have had some boyfriends But sex was out of it.
To the Best of my knowledge then, there was nothing like pain or blood. Now, I wonder, wasnt the hymen torn then? How come girls even below 6 years (who were taken advantage of) now have blood stains and experience pains?
This hymen, do they vary in flexibility?
I wonder if I have been deflowered back then?
Now I experience mighty pains if anything comes around the V area, as tiny as a finger.
I am just curious..

***
Comments like 'who cares if you are a Virgin'
Who Virginity don help
Should please not be typed here.
I have been sincere enough to type this, I will respect Matured contributions.

Cc:Lalasticlala

I tink she is cos with time the hymen tightens n covers up the opening that's if u didn't rly av sex for a long time

mylordship:
I HAVE BEEN VINDICATED

eh vincent ni it looked like film to me cos ano see nada

mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc

u kno wen I was little ppl say dis too until recently I went for vigil d pastor was pissed nd he told her to leave cos she was standing with her head

prettymina:
But we ladies do that often,Especially in sch days, but now its nt allowed again.

I tire o I dnt see any wrong der apart frm if peeps arnd ain't comfy den it's an ish

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]"curdle" her?


Besides... Plaiting hair na Girl stuff.. I wonder wetin dy motivate those male hairdressers..If she fit name all the teams wey don go relegation from premier league since 2006.. I fit consider to plait the hair.[/color]

wat if I name dem all

Amiano:
Noted bt Edo people go crucify u today oh

for why I'm edo anefa kill am

opeyemiieblog:
Lady Sara Forbes Bonetta (1843-1880) was a Yoruba Egbado Omoba who was orphaned in
intertribal warfare, sold into slavery, and in a
remarkable twist of events, was liberated from enslavement, and became a goddaughter to
Queen of England, Queen Victoria.


http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/01/meet-yoruba-slave-who-became.html?m=0#more



cc lalasticlala. ishilove

who she epp biko

saintkel:
True talk Bro but wot have u done to deserve better than d Gov of abia state, atleast he gave, wot have u given or na just to d talk be ur own?

how does it look like if someone as popular as okezie takes a pic of u dashing u such amount of money na person grandmom o meanwhile her kids can afford that amount

arena2007:
A photo recently went viral showing the Governor of Abia state, Okezie Ikpeazu giving out a thousand naira note to an elderly lady.
While many commended the South Eastern governor for his kindness, popular OAP, Ifedayo Olarinde better known as Freeze thinks otherwise.
The top broadcaster took to Instagram with the image while criticizing the governor for his attitude in the photo.
‘Some people give out millions everyday in school fees, surgical procedures etc and don’t get ‘pictures’ in the media. Gov Fayose would at least have come down from that vehicle, helped the woman cut her fish or peel her oranges then given her some money instead of giving just 1k from the comfort of his SUV and the protection of his guards’, the caption to the image read in parts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAbP4VqxL7l/?taken-by=daddyfreeze

God bless this nigga for the writeup I'm sure wen he wanted their vote he dined with dem now he's der dey now look like ntn to him. One reason I respect fayose

GurlFriend:
Have Yoruba guys been vindicated? What do you think?

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/girl-narrates-her-experience-with-igbo.html

story is poo distance nd communication ruined it nd the rltnship is DOA

saints2:
The embattled National Publicity secretary of Peoples Democratic Party was pictured and was reportedly to be on hunger strike.

FLASH: @PdpNigeria's Olisa Metuh went on hunger strike refusing to disclose how much he received until Monday pic.twitter.com/bG63Dd7z17
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) January 11, 2016

https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/686459688813199360

if dem say make dem fast now na India film kee yaself ur cup of lipton

LegalBaby:
today we are picking artiste known for one chosen song but succesful during the 2000s, we all know them for that one song! they never got succesful in others song

1. Maye hunta

Remember the Calabar stereotype, Maye hunta jumped on that and produced a massive hit with "Ekaette" it suddenly saw everybody listening to the song, and the phrase " Na who give my house girl belle oooo" got embedded in our memoriy,we all felt this guy was the real deal! or the next big thing..he is yet to escape the legacy of his one true hit!

2. Olu Maintain

Remember the early 2000s when yahoo yahoo 419 was getting popular, Olu maintain managed to create a massive hit with YAHOOZE! this song when played will still make people do the swinging hand dance.. it was a gold achievement for olu maintain as it topped chart and even collin powell the U.S seceretary of state danced to it!. olu tried coming back to the music scene but wasnt succesful! although he is still rich due to the massive success of this song

3. Ressonance

CHINWE IKE!!I remember Sound city playing the heck of this song , the pretty light skinned girl warmed the heart of many christain folks with her hit but never made any other hit till date

4. Sasha P

remember the self acclaimed queen of rap or the first female known rapper in Nigeria, she created a massive hit called ADARA!! we waited for another hit but we are still waiting

5. Morachi

this guy came up in the early 2000's and hit us wit HAPUYA LIKE THAT unfortunately the witches in his village were using his picture to fan themselves!!! he never came back to the music industry

am i missing any one let us know wit ya comments [size=1pt]Cc lalasticlala[/size]

*legalbaby

I disagree with olu maintain wia is marvellous benjy bLack face face steel mr fresh etc

Dottune:
I was still thinking of Resonance this week with her "Lele lele o lele mo keromo o din na me e" (Not sure if I got the wordings right), she was so good. I used to watch Sound city Top 10 because of her then.

Morachi: "Dem ma say me mezeble Apia biko like that, Apia leave am like that oh oh oh.

Olumaintain and Sasha P aren't really one time hit per say, they're still people that the industry respects.

There were these guys also " Rough rugged and raw", forgotten their songs.
Free windz sef with their crappy choreography

ruff rugged nd raw sang wetin dey o wetin dey

Abbey2sam:
WTF......................what da fvck

no its not WTF I mean WF

bongolistik:
Well for the guy's, sometimes you just need to excersise whole lots of patience while chatting with girls you met on social chat media.

See why they don't reply you on time most of the time and also why you often get monosyllabic replies

if u won't reply chats DON'T add dem keep the circle small nd save ur self frm bashing

blublahd:
That which every teacher wishes to tame and seniors also.
I enjoyed being a rebel. A nonconformist.

OSE we don't kiss teachers asses

asifawarley:
Meaning Of LOL,LMAO,LMFA And BTW.


LOL- Laughing Out Loud

LMAO- Laughing My Ass Off

LMFAO- Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

BTW-The ByThe Way

OMG- Oh My God

WTF- What The Bleep

HMU-Hit Me Up

IDK- I don't Know

IDC- I don't Care

WDYMBT- What Do You Mean By That

LWKMD-Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

JK- Just Kidding

JJ-Just Joking

TBH- To Be Honest

FYI-For Your Information

FML- Bleep My Life

GTG- Good To Go/Got To Go

GB-Good Job

BRB- Be Right Back

BFF- Best Friends Forever

BISLY- But I Still Love You

JTLYK- Just To Let You Know

NM- Never Mind

WB- Welcome Back

IMO- In My Opinion

FWIS- For What It's Worth

NP- No Problem

MTFBWY- May The Force Be With You

OTOH- On The Other Hand

RL- Real Life

SFSG- So Far So Good

TTYL- Talk To You Later

TYVM- Thank You Very Much

TY- Thank You

TTT- To The Top

WRT- With Respect To

OOMF-A Person Not Yet Worthy Enough For Public Affection Via Twitter

Read More http://weroar.tk/forum2_theme_112509795.xhtml?tema=5

we know all dis ones joor dis one confuses me WF ppl use it as moniker tho

Abbey2sam:
shaking my head

what's WF I see it as pplz moniker don't know wat it means

Anasko:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/breaking-christmas-tragedy-100-burnt-to-death-in-anambra-gas-explosion/

Chaiiii hallelujah after two week dis ppl called Mods lifted my ban they should know we gat freedom of speech sha

dainformant:
One needs to be very careful especially during the festive period where bloodsuckers and human hunters are on the prowl seeking for whom to devour.... According to online reports, these two ladies were founded dead at Ikorodu area in Lagos after allegedly being raped -judging from the photos shared online. Their corpses were dumped in a bush withing the area. May their souls rest in peace.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/graphic-photos-teenage-girls-found-dead.html

it always happens in IKD a man has been missing for weeks no words frm him his family living in fear oh lordie wat kinda area am I residing

Odunharry:
good one... I I only touch with permission aside that, I'm out..

Dont pick people's call or read messages too

yea touch with permission bf won't nd can't touch my fone till he asks me no secrets to hide tho

Odunharry:
Good.. an opinion noted...
anyway,i hardly go thru people's Fone.. brought up the topic to hear from people.

I can't try it so many peeps told me to but it just not my style I don't even touch my sis fones too I hate to invade ppls privacy

Odunharry:
Do you think going through your partner's phone once a while is right and can you allow your partner go through yours??

As for me , use to hate the habit though I don't have problem with anyone going through my phone until I discovered something years back..

My opinion is simple, Check if you want to check especially if you feeling suspicious or you getting less affection and time from ur partner.

Only people who have something to hide will not allow you check and I don't see what's there to hide form my partner except I have an ulterior motive

why I think it's right if you want to is simple..
It can save from cheating partner, deceitful relationship, heartbreak, disease, forced pregnancy etc etc

CAVEAT Be prepared and be strong to take or face anything you see..

it's wrong if u respect dem u won't do that communication nd trust is the key to lasting relationship mind u fine he's cheating wat are u gonna do about it ladies steer clear frm their phones to avoid tears nd aches

Onyocha:
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I'm with the army on this they shld be careful tho

ifyan:
I am amazed which the way we Nigerians glorified online store. To the extent that some people no longer visit the near by market for their needs or ask questions.



What made me to pass this information was the day l made enquiry about the prices of different inverters make and it range. I was surprised when l compare the prices given to in the market and the once online(despite their cunning discount, l know a lot of people are falling to this). What made my curiosity to grow further details about online stores, are as follows

1. When l was having a discussion with a lady. She told me that when she check the price of a particular material in the Internet and when she unknowingly went to the product dealer store.
2. Trade fair.
Now without wasting much of your time. This are what online stores do that you think are right

1. They are Wholesalers but sell higher than Retailers(are you surprised, then make enquire).
2. Some items you buy cheap online are either old one or given as gifts, charity etc.
3. Don’t be fooled by the discount because they are not fool to loose profit.
4. Old items but repackaged in a new box (you know what l mean).
5. Some products are not in the same grade with the original products (Quality Please).
6. Some are used as charity to some particular region but sold to you.
7. They are agents for companies from other countries.
8. They discourage Small scale and Medium Enterprise in an unknowingly way (this is a very complex issue which need a great understanding to the subject matter).
9. Welcome to the business world were you have to survive. So ..........

Note l am not discouraging online business or by from online or whatever you think. I am just passing out information to anyone everyone.

REMEMBER “INFORMATION IS POWER”

Nigerians be wise
Written by IfyAn

Source:http://www.nairausd.com/2015/12/some-things-online-store-do-which-we.html?m=1

Twitter@naira usd

you're so right won't forget the first nd last order I made online till date I didn't wear the shoe jst lying fallow

nedu2000:
Well,though wrong but since the army could shoot IPOB supporters in the east,it shows they r not biased.
Little consolation though.RIP to the dead and a panel of enquiry set up for both set of deaths (east and northern nigeria)

this isn't the right phrase to use tho thousands lost their lives nd they are nigerian just like us preach peace