₦airaland Forum

Sometimes i just wish my boyfriend likes nairaland but he doesn't. I have learnt alot from it. Its informative. Am getting addicted although i get banned often

bluaero:
Punanii AKA pussy

Seriously? Now i know lol

bluaero:
Punanii AKA pussy

Seriously? Now i know lol

kiddoiLL:
Just so weak, thank you

You are welcome.

Op, sorry about what happened. I understand how you feel. Atleast i know you are depressed.Its okay to lock yourself in atleast cry over the disappointment. But at the end, you have to fight that anger;do not let it take over you. She never had respect for you. Its not your fault she is leaving. The only person that can make you happy is you.Do not do anything stupid. In life,your soulmate will be the one that accepts you genuinely just as you do. If she doesn't accept you as you did, then she is not for you. Calm down and work on retrieving back your damaged emotions. Experiences makes people matured. Don't worry, you will be happy again.

kaeforum:
The persons who wasted this poor soul will never rest.

I do blame the man, as a practicing xtian he ought to have accompanied his wife on evangelism instead of sleeping at home.

What are you saying? Didn't you read where he explained how they shared their daily routine? May her soul rest in peace. I just wonder how her family will be able to move on God please pacify them.

obailala:
Teach the people to fish, give them an enabling environment and allow them to fish peacefully. I do not subscribe to this strange tradition of wasting money distributing food items which finishes the next day. This isn't a refugee or IDP camp.

I won't be a bat. I support what she did. Some people will die tomorrow if they don't have anything to eat.This one is an immediate remedy for hunger. Thumbs up to her. Thinking of ditching going out with my boyfriend for this empathy.

DDeliverer:
Ee be like say una think say we be mumu for this country..
Anything wey dem ask una, una go link am go corruption ..

Because you dey fight corruption, I go come dey suffer?
Because you dey fight corruption, I go come dey hungry?

Which kind useless thieves be these??

Person go finish school..No job, you say you dey fight corruption? Wetin that one mean na?
While una dey cut poor people salary, una salary dey increase..

una children dey fly first class, me never even enter plane before..you tell me say you dey fight corruption??

Wetin I dey plan to do for this country go shock all of una...Since our people too timid to start revolution, only me go do am..make una just dey watch...
devils..!!!

Please don't kill somebody.

AnonyNymous:
But does he play with friends in the neighbourhood, or is he alone? If he's alone, or just with his parents, he probably might not be used to interacting with others and might close himself up out of fear, or just being shy. If he does play with friends, then its possible that he's scared of the teacher, maybe try to find out if anything has happened between the teacher and your son. All the best sir.

Yes he is not comfortable with the teacher. Maybe the teacher flogs him always of instills fears in him with harsh tone of corrections. Work closely with the teacher. Try to bring him or her home once in a while. He must be a smart kid. No worries

I support this mechanism devised by the minister of education. But the computer based testing adopted by JAMB should be adequately supervised. New and reliable computers should used. Not all this trip offs experienced last time.

Its not good to drink and drive

Candy crush. Keeps me busy if am bored.

Its fashion. Call it high waist plain trouser /pant

Their is a possibility in every human. Patience is needed in our day to day activities. Believe and support people. Never look down on their efforts

Lol the son though. Happy family

Classless and trashy wear for the wrong place. I can't dare this o. Kim does it because she has security. My mouth closed.

People are afraid to speak up against the ills of this country because the president is not a true democrat. Nigerians need fayose to help us to speak out. He has immunity and security too. If blacks in America doesn't speak out with #blacklivesmatter, white policemen wouldn't change their policies of killing any unarmed black man. Nigerians need fayose for sanity.

Instead of utilising the said scarce resource for agricultural development and export, your president is said to be paying some amount of monies to his imported Saudi mercenaries to repair pipelines destroyed abi guide them or to kill Niger Deltans on top their God given resource. And tomorrow they will come to the TV to show us pictures of their plans on making Agriculture the leading export commodity. This is not about playing a good politics, its about being fair. British colonist knew they could not hold their colony anymore and they knew they were sitting on a time bomb;they had to give freedom to their colonies while also maintaining a good relationships with them. Why won't Nigerians understand that Niger Deltans will continue to behave like this even if they accept dialogue now? Give them resource control and don't bother yourself with the expense that comes with the maintenance,repairs and all other sundry expenses. Greediness, Deceit, and Denial of extreme inequality will not allow Nigeria to reach where it should be. This country is fifty what again with wrong direction. I fear it might be redundant if major issues affecting everyone are not tackled. We will just be running in circles. My mind though. Hope i don't get banned.

Garbati2:
After given them the once over, beged and pacified them with soft voice and it didn't work, Buhari has no option than to start the full war against these terrorists calling themselves avengers

You want to kill someone because he doesn't agree to you taking his property by force? I tire for this country.

JoeCutie:
Drawing up a timetable for sex? What a boring way of living a married life!

There's nothing like timetable for sex! It's a no no. In fact, to me, timetable for sex is all kinds of wrong. Whatever happened to spontaneity? Be crazy, be spontaneous. Rock your thing everyday, if you can. If you can't, any time you feel like it, you knack your thing, but never plan it. Never! It makes for a more boring life. No suspense! No surprises! Just too much anticipation and maybe, excitements which would even make you to release before 5 minutes, which, you should know, is a sexual sin.

You can jam your wife as she's making food in the kitchen, you rock your thing. In the toilets? Cool. Midnight? Sweet. Any time, just as the spirit leads.

That's the perfect timetable for sex: As the spirit leads.

Cc: Attacker321.

As the spirit leads my dear.

Xionez:
Mehn, twice a week?!!!
She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!!


Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed.


Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right.

Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays.
On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays
Happy Planking!






TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come.

I call this Inclusive marriage. Lol

alphaconde:
I don't know about other people. But personally I detest following the crowd, I don't like what majority of people do, if I were in Onitsha I would for now stay away from that shop rite until the crowd there is much reduced. When a new club opens in town and everyone wants to be there I stay off it. Same reason I never bought this Toyota Camry called pencil light cus everyone was buying it. I went for an Audi a6 instead it made me stand out. Most especially I can't have my money for purchase and still stand that long queue.

Seriously the truth. Someone told me that if you want to stand out successfully, do something different from ALL

Adekorya:
70% were there to buy 2 loaf of bread and take a picture with phone location switch on.

You just said the humble truth. Lol

Ejemehn:
For the sake of your younger siblings and the sake of the unity of the whole family you have to forget your age in this issue and handle it like the man you'll one day be proud of.

There's a reason why God has let you in on all this.

On a wonderful night while everyone is asleep, call your mum to the sitting room and talk to her. Let her know the imminent danger she's putting you, your dad, your siblings and the family at large. See, there's no good in infidelity. The Bible says there's a way that seemeth right unto man but the end thereof is destruction, and one of such ways is infidelity. Let her know she'll only tear the family apart with her current ways. Whether she's had sex with the man or not she erred big time. Going to a place and lying. Not to mention she went their without informing your father.

On another night. Call your dad and also talk to him too. Tell him to work on himself. Probably there are things he might need to work on.

After sometime, on another night call the two of them and sit them down and talk to them pointing out reasons why the family must stay together.

I tell you the truth. Your parents will never see you like a 20 year old again.

A broken home is not the best. Do your best to mend this crack.

God shall strengthen you. Go to him for wisdom.

Wish you the best of luck

You took this advice off my heart. Confront your parents. You can solid the union the more.

Diseases dey o. Chai! People should take care of themselves. Hiv is real too. Stay away from promiscuity. You won't regret it for your good health will thank you. Stay with one sure partner. Do not give them diseases just cos you wanna sleep with everyone. Have some self respect and love your body.Some people are getting older with free mind and happiness. Emulate them. My 50 cent please.

Been using etisalat for days now. Wow the network is so cool.

Kassidy90:
Wow! Cute guys no homo...happy for them and their parents, e no easy to raise 1 child not to talk of 3 boys at d same time...even my one week old baby don dey give malaria +headache including body pains...anyway its gud n joyful tin to experience

Lol true. You go dey awake all night for months o. Nobi small thing. But all the same, children brings so much joy.

DY20:
Amen to your prayer sir.. But I don't think my thinking is devilish. In stead, see me as a young man that is thinking of the wellness of his family in case he dies. If such thinking is annoying and devilish, then why do people write wills.

Your thoughts are right.

Even Utazi leaf. Its helps to lower the blood sugar in diabetes patients. Just garnish it in everything eatable but do not cook it.Its also good for everyone to eat it everyday. Its bitter though but i can take anything for good health.

MadamExcellency:
You mean to say that the map is a geographical location of a people colonized by Igbo Nation in 1903?

There is nothing I won't read from you. So much fiction is embedded in you system that even when facts shine the light of liberation, you still refuse to get enlightened.

Don't mind him

Kelly2713:
Wetin concern me

You guys are funi

KINGinVAHALA:
15. When your parents ask what are your
marriage plans.

I don't understand the question.

Lol