₦airaland Forum

If he actually said this, then i might like him a bit.

badaoyeyemi:
....which one is returned as a virgin....or he wants his daughter returned... May God help him Sha

Both. I will not take this.

Babacele:
the President's media folks and assistants ain't doing well and we have been complaining about that for many months.
Just imagine if the president had said " Mrs Buhari has ,like every citizen of our great nation Nigeria , the right to air their displeasure in a democracy. We shall look into her petitions ,and this should tell you my country men that despite being my wife , Mrs Buhari does not influence my decisions but a careful and delicate process does. Of course her worries which my busy schedules have not given me time to scrutinize is to blame for this. Let me assure all our supporters and Nigerians that they shall not be disappointed in our efforts at making Nigeria a great nation" or any other stuffs that the world can be comfortable with. But the cabal, who had plagiarized Obamas speech , probably influenced that embarrassing response in Germany. These incompetence that aid the Junaids of this world is what we want PMB to deal with asap or of what use is the cabal?

You made some sense.

Ishilove:
Wait, Are crown weighs 100kg or 10kg? Is that a typo or something because 100kg is equivalent to two bags of rice...

I thought then the same

siraj1402:
I beg this noise is enough.

I can never forget 4th of October 2016. It was like a dream how it all happened It still hurts me that I want to see u again I blame myself for ur premature death I can remember how we met In front of ariaria market..you were strong and full of energy, we accepted each other on our first date this life is a mystery u helped me forget my neighbor whenever dey are making noise u gave me peace and makes me listen to ur lovely voice till 4th October, wen d unforgettable happened we were on a bike heading to main market and u fell off frm d bike...I wasn't so fast to catch u wen a moving truck crushed u before my eyes, My earpiece.....!! my soulmate there's nothing like follow come
EARPIECE Adieu EARPIECE... R.I.P follow come Lmao! I can totally relate...

Hei! Accept my sympathy.May God strengthen you. Its not easy to loose someone so dear. Take heart my dear.

victorvezx:
She never get bress na

She should have worn something still. She will enter puberty age in no time nah

Built2last:
Oh my wife could be very spontaneous but I understand the recession is biting Hard and there are complains here and there. She shares in our pain.

We are working hard to fix Nigeria. Brush it politically and move on. Real men don't reply when their wives are angry.

I need your person around me.

hungryboy:
I dey pity police oh,
Nigerians no like dem,
Armed robbers no like dem,
Soldiers no like dem ,
But yet the put their lives on the line for us, everyday the go to work.
Abeg I know say police bad sometimes, but who holy pass?,
Make we dey try appreciate their efforts small abeg

I was attacked yesterday and policemen weren't far away. How do you expect me to appreciate them?

Aquariann:
#Teamforeignmen....

Sadly the trend would continue as they in turn would go round to infect their real boyfriends, who would infect their side chicks, who would still infect their main boyfriends and so on...

That's what happens when a society thinks casual and unprotected sex is the new fad/right and abstinence/faithfulness is old school/wrong. A society where young girls are advised to kiss strangers and have night stands.

Thank you

Food poisoning? Lol

divinelove:
Save consistently and invest while working

Exactly my point

I just hope those girls are in good health. My heart goes to there families.

I believe in love because i am love. Love will always follow me anywhere i go. Love gives us freedom, love is fantastic. Love is.......

iwadobo:
HIV, if it even exists , is harmless and powerless. The fact is since the AIDS scientist and the big pharma want to make money from it , they have made the test for it mandatory for anything you wanna go for. In that case , you will see a young healthy guy/girl being denied employment because he/she has certain chromosome which doesn't make him/her sick . Prior to the test, the person might have not visited any hospital for any form of ailment ,be it minor or major. But at the end, the person is discriminated against, sidelined , denied and is thereby traumatized. Know it now, you could be a virgin, without any form of blood transfusion, or injection and u could still be tested positive .

In Japan, there was a certain village where people don't go out or have strangers living with them, when the test was conducted , some of them were found to be positive. The question was ,how come ? Who gave them the virus? These are people that were born and bred in that village without mingling with anybody outside their community . They are primitive people ,hence do not go to the hospital. How come some of them became positive to HIV?

Also, there were some blood samples of some soldiers, taken during the second world war, and when they were tested , it was discovered that some of them were positive. Now if hiv has been that long in existence before it was discovered in 1982, by now the whole world would have gone into extinction courtesy of HIV. Let's be wise jor . I only pity those who have suffered for just being positive to some non existing virus .

Okay you made sense.

modelmike7:
Joy of motherhood

I tell you.

DEXTROVERT:
She Was Banned From disglory Into Glory

Every Spirit Tying You Down You Are Banned From Them IJN

Amen

Amen

Protect yourself people. This disease is a hinderance to success and growth

TheEastActivist:
Please the world is changing so fast so Mrs finance minister follow the trend...

Science has a standard for everything.
To checkmate global warming and ozone depletion there are many technology that has fade out with time to give room for cleaner fuel to power our infrastructures in order to save the earth ozone layer and checkmate global warming.

Sometimes I ask who is advising the woman she looks young but acts so old in the brain. How can in this century you want to use coal to power your country when there are other better way of doing it using solar and wind even ordinary water too.

This woman won't stop disgracing herself and Nigeria at large. So for your mind Na Westerners they hold you .. smh this woman is a joke as one would say apc has graduated the blame game to a whole new level.


#SackKemiNow

I think we should make use of the available resource we have already. If not, Nigeria will wait till eternity to be able to enjoy steady power supply.

KINGMAKER001:
You should bury your head in shame...the world at large is watching...how can you detain a man for such a period of time even when the competent court of jurisdiction has ordered his release ? now you want to study the verdict the ECOWAS court gave? maybe we should bring microscope for you to see well....Politics of bitterness...This is dictatorship... I just thank God for death,its inevitable for every mortal no matter how powerful and influential you think you re,,you must face it someday.... I wonder if this was the reason why he was so ambitious and anxious to become the president...if you want to know the true nature of a man, give him Power and wealth!

Exactly. You cannot know or vouch for a man when he has no money nor power. Buhari is just a dictator.

Cessa0:
now he's using it for good, govt wont see it..
if after much frustration, he starts making bombs... his name will be everywhere

Funny country

So true

SpitsOnYoruba:
If you plan on coming here, i have some tips that will save your life

Forget about the America they show you on the T.V
They're thousands of homeless people sleeping on the streets Los Angeles, New York and the big cities
There are places in the USA where people still live in the cave, doesn't wear clothes or shoes and no electricity or running water
There are places in New York that are 100 times worse than Ajegunle

USA is the country where you get killed for wearing a Nike or Jordans sneakers worth only $120

In the USA, you can't just walk into some streets or neighborhood you don't know like you do in Nigeria

Do you wanna know how dangerous USA is ?? Come to Compton or Chicago, you will live in Afghanistan for 7 years without being killed, you can't live in America for 2 days without being killed or your friend being killed


20 of my friends were killed last month for nothing, just sitting in their homes and they were gunned down

1. Don't argue with Americans, they're the most ignorant people on earth

2. Don't get in trouble with anyone, buying a gun is very easy, you walk into Walmart, give them $100 and they give you a gun

3. Americans glorify violence, if you go to jail or kill someone, to them you're a God, killing you will make them feel accomplished, so don't try to argue with anyone

4. Don't go to nightclubs

5. Don't go to the ghettos

6. Mind your goddam business

7. When stopped by the police, give them all your information, license, registration, proof of insurance, don't worry about going to jail if your your driving papers ain't up to date, you will spend only 1 hour in jail and you will be bailed with $65

8. American police are trigger happy, do whatever they tell you to do, don't argue, in fact lay on the floor immediately they ask you to

9. Americans talk too much like women, don't waste your precious time talking with them

10. The most dangerous country in the world is USA
I'm from Nigeria and have been living in the USA for 12 years but i go to Nigeria every 6 month.


Let me tell you, the very first day i came to America, i landed in New York city, i was so disappointed and wanted to go home immediately
Those fantasizing about the USA are those who haven't been to America

USA is the most dangerous country in the world
Chicago is just a city in the states of Illinois, they're the murder capital of the world, Detroit is the second, California is the third

I've seen about 200 murders in the USA but i haven't seen any murder when i was in Nigeria, how is Nigeria or Africa dangerous ??

The police will kill innocent people and at the end of the day, no charges, no jail sentence, there will still be in the police force

As for the citizens, A child doesn't know who his father is because his father is in jail and will never get out, the child will have kids before the age of 23 and before the age of 27, he commits a murder and gets a 70 years prison sentence, the cycle continues and never stops
Killing people is nothing to them



The number of murders that occur in Chicago and Los Angeles in a year is greater than the number of murders that happens in every country in this world put together

Always remember, USA belongs to the Indians, these people from the great Britain came into the USA in 1776 uninvited, killed all the Indians, raped their women, took their lands and named it "USA" and you think they give a fucck about your life ??

OMG

ableguy:
The light suddenly come, Your wife be like

Lol

taiiremide:
Thank you so much Gaborone. She took my kids to her parent's house, they're there as I speak, but my mother warned me not to step my foot in their house as they're planning something evil. I know my mother very well, she can never be wrong. I asked my ex wife to bring my kids to eatery atleast to discuss how we're going to take good care of the kids, schooling, shelter, feeding etc. But she and her family insisted I come over to their house if I want to see my kids.

I feel for you. Sorry for your bad experience in marriage. This world is so crazy men

Flexherbal:
We have a direct access to God.
He is our father.
Go to him directly for anything, not through anybody.

Exactly. Pray to him silently everyday. You don't always need to send a Messenger to him. He is our father afterall

frenchwine:
Just like your personal text says, work well too.
My dear, everything good will come, perseverance breeds success.

Thank you.

HungerBAD:
Heartless.

The other day, two guys killed a poor cab driver in Lagos because they overheard him say,he had 50k Naira in his account.

Yesterday a lady with her friend kidnapped her sisters child for 30K Naira. Then the other week,a Barber organized for his blood Sister to be robbed,and the Robbers molested the maid since his sister was pregnant.

Our heart is getting darker everyday.

Going back to bed. Too much bad news everywhere.

The worst part of all is that we are not able to see people's heart. This world is so crazy that i just stay alone in my big bed and get scared of associating with people. You never can tell what they will turn out to be.

frenchwine:
Most importantly, work hard to earn a honest living.
If you quote all the positive and favourable verses and you don't work hard, my dear, OYO is your case.
Secondly, be wise with the times like the sons of Issachar

I work so hard everyday, i pray too. I just say to God, you said you will bless everything i do, Bless me! For the fact that i work hard in a legitimate way,encourage me and grow my business.

Nature129:
After seeing that video my respect for Peter Obi snowballed. That speech was inspiring to say the least.
The part that touched me the most was when he said that if he leaves a hotel room of 30k per night to sleep in one of 250k per night he would lose sleep because he would feel he had been robbed.
Frankly speaking, this is something I can relate to.

I tell you. Being frugal does not mean you are cheap it means being economical and avoiding waste.

Only God‘s grace is sufficient. Its not by our might. We need to ask for his grace. Grace can stand you out from your equals. If God‘s grace departs you, you will run in circles. God i need your grace.

sylvalord:
Hello fellas, sometime ago I made a declaration that I was becoming an atheist, well now I am reversing that statement. I have found God. I have tasted of the lord and I have found that he is good. I don't care what people say. I am sticking with Jesus forever this time. THANK YOU JESUS FOR GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE!

Thank God for you.

dimieprincess:
When Jonathan behaves like a coward how do you expect me to be ashamed of myself?

He is not a coward but a peaceful man.

GuDErboY:
A TRIBUTE TO NIGERIA.
Great country of Africa!
Better than America! *Today is your birthday.
*I will bake you a cake! *You have never been lucky with leaders. *They come as feeders! To suck you dry!
Despite citizens cry! But you remained firm n strong.
In spite of all wrongs. Nigeria I hail thee!
* A land flowing with milk and honey But now can't boast of her money.
She suffers from recession. As a result of gross malfunction. You have been raped a trillion times.
But you kept your cool as a clime.
The labour of our heroes past, Has gone with the past!
A once giant of Africa, Now looks like a rickety car!
I will never give up on you, Despite world boo You remain the land of my birth.
Wishing you all the best! May your leaders be less greedy And attend to the needy. May your children imbibe integrity, May they have security. Happy birthday! My birthplace! Grant your children favour in this life's race!

I like your write ups. We could only wish the country gets organized.