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China, south korea . Have always wished for China

garlicrey:

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Lol i can relate well well. Nigeria is a difficult country i swear.

She is looking so beautiful

Lol Mama the mama

dangotesmummy:
Mshewwwww when my mother is still alive

Young lady, it then means you are lucky to have two mothers with you in the journey of motherhood. Its a huge blessing biko.

Thank you so much Op. Will be needing this in future. I usually get paranoid with stuffs like this because my mother never saw her in laws. My sister i look forward to neither too but her sister in -laws all wish she was their mother because she is always there for them.Coupled with the fact that my father is the only child. I wish for a lovely family that will appreciate my efforts too because love brings out the best in people.

initialize:
I am just like you.

I easily get tired of driving through Lagos traffic so before going out, I look out to the express to check if the road is free, if the road isn't I set out to take the bus but then you get to the bus-stop and immediately i start having regrets as to why I didn't drive my car:

Reason for regrets includes:

1. Staying too long at the bus stop cos the Oshodi bus available is either going to bolade or Oshodi express but won't get to Oshodi Underbridge.

2. When i eventually gets Underbridge bus, the driver reaches Underbridge then he refuses to stop, he continue driving till he gets to somewhere closer to mushin than the Oshodi I paid for before matching break and d conductor starts screaming "Oya! E Bole"

3. Na only me comot for house and I paid for only myself but when I reach my bus stop, the conductor will merge me with 3 other people when I ask for my #150 naira change

4. The distance from the place where the Oshodi bus drops me to the next park to enter Bariga bus will make me always call pure water sellers.


5. I have to put on a face cap whenever I'm not driving cos I know there's possibility of staying under sun for too long at one spot due to not getting bus on time.

6. I put an eyeglass in my backpack cos it will be useful if I have to call "okada" whenever the cost of entering bus during Agege Motor way traffic is almost similar in value to that of taking Okada. I wear the eyeglass to prevent dust from entering my eyes.


7. Be ready to deal with pepper, onion, goat shit, etc smell if you enter Abule-egba bus from Ile-epo

8. Sweat, dust, dirt from public transport chair and sometimes the rusted metal body of the bus will put ur clothes in a situation of pity and you wished you just not so lazy with driving.



Despite all, I enjoy entering public transport cos u meet other pple, I can use my phone when not driving therefore my business doesn't pause, the fights and arguments are always anticipated cos they are usually entertaining and I sometimes like listening to hearing the chants by the conductors whenever they want to hail the union guys that collects money from them.



Mixed feeling; I will still leave my car at home tomorrow to enter bus to Computer village, Ikeja (I go enter Ikeja Inside, and I go "wole pelu changi mi"

This is part of the reasons i don't think i can adapt to lagos life. Some stories i hear about that place eh.

ritababe:
some might blame God for not giving them admission on time but they never knew He have other plans for them, everything happen for a reason, some might think been late to some ceremony or occasion is the work of the devil but my dear no it's just how God want it to be.
Don't kill yourself over inability to get pregnant when your time comes people will celebrate you with your triplet.
Patience is the key.

Exactly. Thank God cos this is a testimony. We all need God's grace in this life

RIP to the dead

RIP young lady. You died serving the lord

Pharaoh9:
I blame God for this

You don't have to.

Yes we need help sometimes.

kiddoiLL:
wish him quick recovery in Jesus name.Amen

Amen

I will and can never harm my children.I will never give them to someone else. They must be with me always.

herzern1:
Nice qesture.


But does it really needs Publication and show-off??

Yes i would do the same. Would pay my tithe this way. Atleast they will praise and believe in God the more because of this rare gesture they received.

Demigods666:
She no see young guy marry self, this guy don old na

Is this a criteria for a lasting and healthy union? You self

I hate this. People will love their partner with their whole heart but they will keep getting disappointment. Love is not fair sometimes not until you meet someone that wants you wholeheartedly just like you want the other person. Not someone that has double mind or thinks you are less than they deserve. When you meet that person,life will be meaningful

This is not fair. I just wonder how the murderers will be feeling after killing her. Will they have clear conscience?

Am happy they are back together as one family.

Onechancearmy:
"I wept because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet."

Every challenge is unique and each one is deserving of our sympathy and charity.

Exactly.

Khd95:
I think he is quite stupid or inexperience

Why dont u work at microsoft for few years,while u as well start ur own #slatecurb,experience at microsoft will help u a great deal.

Biko which unemployment do u want to curb in dis buharimonic era

Exactly. But atleast let him build from the scratch. It won't be easy at first but in some years time, he will get a better experiences. Building a business from scratch can be a very big experience he wouldn't have gotten from microsoft ceo if he was there. Let him toil his own route as bill did. Kudos to him for believing in himself.

Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like Shekau in Sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

As if that is not enough, the wicked girl will be whispering seductively, "Baby I want more"..Chisos!! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin!?Oya tell me what you want him to do after sex.. Harvest cassava for you?

Please ladies, when he is done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.When he wakes up, give him food with enough fish and meat..If after eating, he still looks tired,pet him to sleep biko.. Dem nor dey give person trophy after fvckiing..

You must be really funny in real life

BrainnewsNg:
Yes ooooo

She may be given up-to 10-year imprisonment

This is barbaric. I wonder if some people still have conscience.

In as much as i want to go with this advice, i still wish to go with my beliefs that its better you date one person than packing a lot of partners just to avert heart break. You will still be doing yourself strong things when you get to find out you have deadly diseases and can't fathom who passed it to you. That one is the worst heartbreak i think anyone will ever experience.

Edwinmason:
i want to live and see peace

Likewise I

Happy married life to the couple.

Lol. I can't laugh. See how happy they look. Freedom at last

Live and let others live exactly. People don't know what we are going through.

nams77:
Cojoined twins are always identical

Oh! Thanks for reminding me. RIP to them

advocatebaba:
C UR MOUTH LIKE U WANT 2HAV 1 SOMEDAY... U BETA NO PRAY 4 SUCH

Seriously i do.

May this never happen to me nor anyone close to me. So heart breaking