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I wont forget my first date with this beautiful Chick I met sometimes ago...on our way home she decided to sing for me! She sang her heart out into mine. I reached out to her with tears rolling down my cheek and kissed her passionately! Cant forget that night! Her voice was soo sweet,I mean she sang like beyonce. Oh I missed her!

Me self kuma don fall in love with person here! #topsecret

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe

Shugamania would probably come on in to say same thing

Make una no initiate my gal abeg [/color]

na boy jor! You'll see!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Just feature my kid in one of ya songs.

Dude's punchline go attract a booming fanbase [/color]

Done deal!

Soo salah is over smh! And Brenda you'll not eat from Chicken meant for us in this thread.

Brenda oko El hmm! What a combination? I'll buy Alex a remote control toy air-plane and a football to kick about as a godfather!

Br3nd4: ^^ Awww rest eh? Weldone dear.

*takes off with the plate of meat *

come back here! Brenda! Am calling you!:-@

Shugamania:


Oya take small.
Chop remain for others o

I dey chop this one alone oh! E no reach.:O

Chai! See El and Brenda! Where's mi Chicana? Maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Shugamania:

Una never sleep?

meat is involved hence, no sleep untill we chop sweet meat!

I dont consider whatsapp as a social medium cos you can only chat with people in your life! 2go on the other hand,you can chat with people you dont know and make new friend from any part of the world. All of you yearning dusts are clueless cos 2go now runs on android with better services.whatsapp is way too simple,no chat room,no nothing. If I want to chat with my family members alone,i'll log on to facebook! 2go All the way!

Br3nd4: Thanks Swifty.

and yah. . . I voted for you o. When izit ending? Hope you win hun.

thanks cupcake! Well am on top now with 10days remaining! Its now that I need more votes cos I dont expect the rest to fold their arms.I appreciate the support but its not over untill its over. Follow this https://www.nairaland.com/1473359/nairaland-artiste-still-needs-votes_contest you'll see my ranking,am now first but I have to keep moving on till the 10days expires! Am even short of ideas on how to get more now!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]One bottle of Heineken for you - taking yo pot-belly to another level

Bought a CD of GOT Season II today - Coincidence?[/color]

wow! Splendid! Am on season 3 and yes I like Tyron Lanister no homo. As for bear...I dont drink it.I prefar matured spirits in the class of hennesy etc.

Let me see those claws of yours I.D!

Since am on board there wont be any plane crash!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Um bae i've been a troll lately, i admit that.

I've hid my wedding ring so many times and went gung-ho with my lustfulness, i admit that

I've been unfaithful, flirted with many ladies and i tell u i also admit that

BUT

I never stopped loving you, i never stopped caring TBH.

You're the only joy i've knew all my life, u made me believe in love and i vowed not to allow my trolling have me losing you.

I Love you Brenda, Pls do forgive me bae.

Shame the devil [Lalaboy] and his agent [Tease] [/color]

you heard the man Brenda! We men may flirt around but there will always be one lady we give our heart to...Bren please listen to your hubby! Forget the world outside! *continues watching 'game of throne*

[quote author=TEA esq™]Okay I give up[/quote]am here for you! I'll take care of you more than El.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Yeah one round pack!

Pot-Belly [/color]

should I show you my abs? By the way in the way check my signature do I look like a bear drinking young man?

Humility's a great virtue! Rooftop Mcs should be on that list! Funke AKindele too. This people are soo humble that even on Twitter they'll reply your Direct Messages. You can be sure they'll reply your tweet. But the rest...no way! Like Don Jazzy,D'Banj etc never.

Br3nd4: *writes her name in my -brother's wives- list*





Oh yes! Lowcut rocks!
Thanks Luxxy. Im a shy girl but a bold boy

​I Don't like haircut for a lady....una fit bab skin? IF you can bab skin and still look sweet,then you're gorgeous!

;†ђε let's go see some cattles! ​I never see cattle before!

Br3nd4: Luxxxxyyyy! Lets use here. Its quite..

Hmmm welcome home! ​I need you ladies to be rubbing my six packs!

luxanne: Lmao!

See confession.

$
Yes mother confesor! Confess me confessor!

Idowuogbo: Yes

nice! Lagos connection.I.D oya jeka Meat!

luxanne: Sorry bae, am a nun [s]but you fit hug transformer to ease you up nau[/s]

you're nun! Am a nuner as for transformer, I have megatron! Its a good Suv transformer. I like nun cos they're fresh and untouched so you are just my type!

luxanne: Morning ke? You still suffering from the euphoria abi.

Yes with a question mark?



Get a room then

hmmm! LUX baby...I think we should pair up too. E dey my body!

ReineViolet: Bluff!

its not a bluff!

ReineViolet: Bluff!

its not a bluff!

peppy luv: Imagine if musa was hit and the next match will be in kano!!

you wicked oh! Na stone dem throw,trust Boko boys. Na granade them go take pursue them.

For This that they've done,they'll never host any game at home for a good number of years! Smh why them no dey use head now? [img][/img]

AlbinoNinja: Check your spam folder. Mine go there sometimes.

that S word is now allowed on nairaland!

ReineViolet: In what manner??

in so many sweet ways!

Bantino: Hahaha, I got you there!!!

I got you! Dont steal my line