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CelebritiesRe: Tufraud innocent idibia Is A Crook And A Liar by switch47(m): 3:22pm On Jul 13, 2009
@ALL

TU FACE FOR PRESIDENT!!  TU FACE ROCKS!!!  TU FACE IS THE BEST!! HE IS DA BOMB!! HE IS THE KING!! TU FACE IS THE AFRICAN KING!!  TU FACE FOR LIFE!! TU FACE FOR ETERNITY!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mikel To Sign New Blues Deal by switch47(m): 1:12pm On Jul 11, 2009
philip0906:
olodo.I did not say the highest paid player cos u can never tell.I said[b] ONE OF THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYERS[/b] which he surely deserves.nd I still maintain
. grin grin
aNYTHING YOU LIKE. SAY. SWITCH IS ENJOYING HIMSELF STRIKING THE KEY BOARD LIKE NO MAN S BUSINESS. Mikel is an unpatrotic coconut head, who has no place in the super eagles. go call police!! Highest paid player? in your dreams!! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mikel To Sign New Blues Deal by switch47(m): 3:23pm On Jul 10, 2009
@philip0906
MIKEL will and can never become the highest paid player in the premiership. OLODO!! In your dreams---abi grin grin MIKEL wey be fowl na im wan become highest paid?? you be real slave trade. your post na like comedy---------am having much fun here--------pls say more impossible things grin grin grin grin mikel wey dem go soon carry come BABA NAWA FC grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mikel To Sign New Blues Deal by switch47(m): 2:43pm On Jul 10, 2009
philip0906:
switch abi what ever u call urself,U HAVE NOT STARTED HATING YET.don't worry when he b'comes one of the highest paid players in the premier league,u will commit suicide. cool
that wan na your cup of garri o, me i don talk my own, you talk you own abi wetin dey pain you for body inside to matter?? abi e dey pain you?? me i dey catch my fun anf more days and years of fun to come, if he like e become the highest paid player in Globacom nigerian league. na you sabi. for now MIKEL remains a very arrogant coconut head!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 9:38am On Jul 10, 2009
cabali:
Switch started like this and ended up with a heart attack; now he has a new name and thinks he can get healing while at it
MR CASALI  !!  Are you by any chance a non compos mentis?? How dare you suggest i am PERVERT9 ?? He who asserts must prove?? is that character 'pervert' new on this forum?? o boy, which levels? Dont you sabi that i am still dey around even if i pay less visit to your thread? o boy arrange your sef o.new season never start o!! besides i have bigger fishes and garri  to fry and soak!!  



  Am on vacation in OGAMINANA grin and am enjoying my sef!!heart attack ko, Art attack ni. no make me vex o!! coconut head!! cheesy beep---beep---- switch has left the building------------------------
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mikel To Sign New Blues Deal by switch47(m): 9:18am On Jul 10, 2009
@Chidichris
  As entertaining as ever!!  like your foe DR ki[/b]nt[b]a k[b]un[/b]te has said your english don improve small.
Mikel gets a new contract. so we should roll out Drums and start dancing. NA ME SEND AM GO CHELSEA?? grin my own na make he play, make i see as im dey pass go left! Right!! and backwards, get booked like say them dey do competition of who get yellow and red card pass. all na fun to see!! wether mikel like am or not, anytime i enter stamford go see chelsea HE MUST  DANCE PLAY TO MY TUNE!!  grin grin grin  meanwhile NFF dey plan say im no go ever play world cup. if he no arrange himself. and stop being an unpatrotic coconut head!! grin grin
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Is Not A Super Eagle And Using Him Will Ruin Us by switch47(m): 1:13pm On Jul 09, 2009
Yeah yeah!! broken record-------mikel this, mikel that----- make we hear word bo. for his WORK PERMIT  he gat play a percentage of games for Nigeria, so whether he likes it or not, he will soon run begging for a slot--------------The guy na heavy 'slave trade' angry-----e no know more than collect ball, hold for 5 seconds, pass right pass left or pass back, if opponent follow am drag ball he go vex turn the matter to quarell, collect Red card. no wonder he is the most booked in premiership history cheesy cheesy  MIKEL DEY POSE LIKE FOWL say im no get obligation toplay for Nigeria as im mouth piece 4 hia dey talk. MIKEL NA FLOP JARE!  cheesy e no sabi anything.
CareerRe: Which Are The Top 10 Law Firms In Nigeria? by switch47(m): 12:49pm On Jul 09, 2009
how much does these law firms pay??
RomanceRe: Should Age Be An Obstacle Between Two Lovers? by switch47(m): 12:36pm On Jul 09, 2009
tHERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man U: What Players Do You Think We Need To Keep Our Been Champion Alive? by switch47(m): 10:31am On Jul 09, 2009
Naturez:
I never said we want to win anything go back and re-read what I had said.
Sorry sir!! 'TO KEEP BEEN BEING CHAMPIONS' means what to you?? no be to win something?? na wa 4 you o. anyway ,who are the we? dem no know you for dia o!! U no go go join BABANAWA FC for hia in 9ja where dem 4 know you well well?? or any club for your area. except if you wan turn slave trade. foreing football na just entertainment forget the WE!! grin fergie no know you  as we, only wee wee maybe. grin grin we ni, we ko cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man U: What Players Do You Think We Need To Keep Our Been Champion Alive? by switch47(m): 8:31am On Jul 09, 2009
@TUDOR
  No mind that guy NATUREZ he is a glory hunter , The devil is a lair this time !! man united wont win the league next season. na their birth right?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Might Go Bankrupt? by switch47(m): 7:48am On Jul 09, 2009
ShUooo!! i saw the Thread you started on Arsenal are in serious debt. You are here again starting a debt thread for liverpool, Omo are you a DEBT RECOVERY AGENT?? by the time you start debt thread for all the clubs we no go see space for nairaland againi o!! Which levels sef. is there open a thread today and win compitition going on on this site?? if not. better use the clubs thread instead of creating new ones ok?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal are in serious debt! by switch47(m): 7:43am On Jul 09, 2009
Hey yaa!! but you for carry this gist go talk for arsenal thread naa. instead of creating another thread for it. Dem Arsenal pikin dem would have been responding by now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Appeal Drogba & Bosingwa Bans Against Uefa Decision. by switch47(m): 7:41am On Jul 09, 2009
EHN?? talk true! best they can get is a VEXED ELONGATION OF THE BAN!! GBAM!! grin make dem ban chelsea join am sef.or better still relegage them like Juventus for daring to bring a frivolous appeal. grin on behalf of two rotten disgrace to soccer.but to be fair to dem, the ban should be reduced on the condition that dat their mouth will be indefinitely PAD LOCKED with the key with UEFA. grin
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Is Not A Super Eagle And Using Him Will Ruin Us by switch47(m): 7:07pm On Jul 08, 2009
@CRISTALZ
  You got male!! grin grin

@chidichris

grin grin Oya go and eat your cane!! grin   By the way or by the bush path  the spell check botton is very close to the reply botton, it pays to tap it once in a while or do you want to re invent English.  grin grin   Error-error even for your signature. una no get Adult education centers for una area?? grin grin
SportsRe: What Do U Tink Bout Obafemi Martins' Dull Form? by switch47(m): 11:05am On Jul 08, 2009
@ DR KIT
Chidichris is twisted, his eng[b]n[/b]ish is very good, it is a beautiful disaster. the guy has been very entertaining. grin grin reading his jokes posts keeps me healthy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Should Wenger Be Sacked? by switch47(m): 10:38am On Jul 08, 2009
Wenger is the next FIFA president, he cant be sacked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Could Mr Wenger Ever Be Sacked? by switch47(m): 10:24am On Jul 08, 2009
wenger will never be sacked!! like magic he will leave when he wants to leave!! cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 10:00am On Jul 08, 2009
JT   My  JT     John Terry   grin   The guy go soon expire  . the guy sabi do gra gra no be small. the guy is secretly contemplating Man city. he loves money dearly at the expense of una chelsea sef. may he walk!!E sabi play? it is all about the benjamins  MAMA CHARLIES
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Is Not A Super Eagle And Using Him Will Ruin Us by switch47(m): 9:41am On Jul 08, 2009
MIKEL is a Coconut head. Na by sign for chelsea?? the guy ffuck up don over ripe. come and play for Nigeria, For where, he go dey denge dey do yanga like fowl wey dey go Cockroach party. At the end of the day he realises he has the ambition to play at the WORLD CUP and comes begging. the guy na FLOP!!

ChidiChris what is your submission, pls take it easy on english language o.there is something called spell check grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Appeal Drogba & Bosingwa Bans Against Uefa Decision. by switch47(m): 9:26am On Jul 08, 2009
EHN?? talk true! best they can get is a VEXED ELONGATION OF THE BAN!! GBAM!! grin make dem ban chelsea join am sef.or better still relegage them like Juventus for daring to bring a frivolous appeal. grin on behalf of two rotten disgrace to soccer.but to be fair to dem, the ban should be reduced on the condition that dat their mouth will be indefinitely PAD LOCKED with the key with UEFA. grin
PoliticsRe: Vision 20 20 20: A Myth Or A Daydream? by switch47(m): 2:45pm On Jul 06, 2009
it is BOTH!!
FamilyRe: What Makes A Good Wife? by switch47(m): 2:37pm On Jul 06, 2009
compartibility!!
EventsRe: July Birthday Mates! by switch47(m): 9:33am On Jul 06, 2009
july 7th swwiiiiiiitchhh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 8:38am On Jul 03, 2009
cabali:
Switch, you have come again!!

We only saved you from castration last season due to emotional popular demand. Watch it this time around!
ok sir casali , howdy?? i will not only watch it this time, i will also wash it. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 6:54pm On Jul 02, 2009
Chelski ni chelski ko. lets see the Drama unfold in this new season------ grin
EducationRe: Examination:: True Test Of Knowledge? by switch47(m): 6:15pm On Jul 02, 2009
EXAMINATION IS A TEST OF KNOWLEGDE!! IT is not a true or perfect test, It is a perfect test of how good you are at answering the kind of questions asked in the examination, following certain rules and in certain format which may increase or decrease your scores DEPENDING ON HOW GOOD YOU ARE ABLE TO GRASP THE TECHNICALITIES consequently if MR A knows better than you but his presentation and grasp of the exam technicality isnt as good as your your grades may end up being better than his. NUFF SAID!! Examination is a true test of your knowledge at handling exam questions . not a true test of what is in your coconut head but then there are different types of examinations which includes oral tests------------------------questions is ould my answer be different on the different forms of exam? yes!! depending on the knowledge the examiner is testing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Confederations Cup: South Africa '09 Official Thread by switch47(m): 6:10pm On Jun 25, 2009
@ RSA

  Wonders shall never end----------U S A Beat Spain   shocked shocked  RSA may beat  BRA  today IN YOUR IMAGINATION (4 your mind) grin grin you must be dreaming.

PREDICTION-

first half-     4-0  or more  Game over!! grin grin

i dont know if FIFA rules allows a REF to call off the game due to GROSS MIS- MATCH this may be the case before the end o!! grin grin  Una has died finish today. it has tayed since una has died!!  R.I.P!!  grin grin
SportsRe: Should Samuel Peters Quit Boxing And Return To Nigeria Police? by switch47(m): 5:57pm On Jun 25, 2009
To win /earn a chance to challenge for the world title is a great achivement not to talk of occupying it. SAMUEL peters has achieved what most Boxers never achieved in a life time No matter the duration of reign. HE IS A NIGERIAN BOXING LEGEND The most successful Nigerian Boxer in History and in a long time to come.He is a super star. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Confederations Cup: South Africa '09 Official Thread by switch47(m): 8:03am On Jun 25, 2009
aieromon:
@rsa
Black man,you're on your own.lightning cannot strike twice and i want brazil to beat the vuvuzezelala out of your mediocre team
this should also mean Brazil cannot beat USA twice?? grin grin Omo lightning go strike twice-here o. But i think it will be BRASIL taking it at the end!! grin
EducationRe: Why Is The English Language Skill Of Nigerian Graduate So Appalling? by switch47(m): 5:13pm On Jun 24, 2009
Ask CHIDICHRIS grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fabregas Has Dracula Dentition by switch47(m): 8:42am On Jun 23, 2009
vislabraye:
Very silly and shallow post. There are certain post which betrays the intelligence of the poster. this happens to be one of them, What a shame that you cannot think of something intelligent to say,

It is better to have a wasted mind than a mind that wastes
your last line sounds some kind of basic intelligence though cheesy cheesy the buffon that created the thread certainly had your type in mind. grin grin

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