₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Was it Irev results that was used to declared the results?

what was used please?

Una no just get work. At allllllllll.

LeoDeKing:
Shinedu, is nairaland located in alaigbo?

My own pay sef no reach 30k, na just 3k for 6 months. I'm just trying hard so Tinubu go upgrade am to 5k.

Meanwhile, how much pandora Obituary dey pay? E reach $10m per day?

You have indeed done more harm here on nairaland than good. Day of reckoning is close.

AuschwitzPrefec:
Do you know the meaning of Ebonyi and how it became to be known as the name of one of the five SE states ?

Let me educate you .

Ebonyi is from old Latin meaning Black wood. Its anglaziced version is Ebony which some misguided Africans have taken it up to mean black beauty .

The state Ebonyi is named after a river that criss-crosses the state and empties into the Cross River and then into the Niger Delta estuaries onto the Atlantic.

So who named the river in question "Ebonyi"which the state derives its name from?

Well it so happened to be Jewish slavers who used the Ebonyi river to navigate from the coast deep into Ibo land from where they dealt directly with the Aro Slavers that terrorised the breadth and lenght of Ibo land. Using the river to get to their fellow Ibo slavers thus bypassing the middlemen at the coast who charged more than treble the cost of one Ibo slave.

The name Ebonyi was chosen for this route by Jewish slavers in mockery of their intended cargo - black wood.

But what has black wood got to do with Slave trade ?

Because the Jews treated their Ibo slave cargo as nothing but mere logs of wood - stacked upon each other and by the sides.

It is for this bitter reason the Ebonyi Ibo who were never Ibo but a combination of modern day Benue and Cross River tribes were preyed upon by the savage Ibo that surrounded them and why till this day the majority of Ibos do not consider them as bonafide Ibos.

Ypu keep fooling yourself. It’s not Ibos it’s igbos. Leave them alone.

LeoDeKing:
Have you not heard his manhood is missing somewhere around agulu river?

you should be in Lagos celebrating sallah but here you are on nairaland working hard for your 30k.

Obi really dey give una nightmare. Even the Op can’t stand erect. Bomboclaaaaaaat. .

Way back in uniben my babe don sit don for my lap while I pooo pooo. The chick didn’t give a damn.

Sablexxxtoons:
I swear down i saw Baba in his car eyeball to eyeball this morning as he returned..i was at the AP at the foot of the bridge at Falomo roundabout

He was waving and his glass wasn't tinted.This was the wine and blue cap he wore. which was nice..i didn't think i would actually see him

so did you finally got fuel at #80/liter? Wake up. Your mates are seeing the future and you’re seeing something else.

Nairaland is just happy by promoting ethnic bigotry. It’s a shame.

chuksanambra:
This Agulu fool again.

How Obi’s name torments you guys still remain a mystery.

yarimo:
While UK immigrations are looking for him

I have never seen anyone that hates another human being more than the way you hated Obi. Anything about him shaves all the hairs around your pubic region. Tufiakwa!!!

DoxxAnon:
Our Daddy
Our President
PBAT!!!
Ride on Daddy!!!!

FYI. Non of them bought fuel with their money.

But this parachoco dey talk anyhow sha.

dele1727:


I laugh in Swahili...

When the news that a sumit in France was to be held came out...

1,Obidents said Tinubu was going to recharge his battery...
2, when Tinubu got there and Ngozi refuse to post his picture as expected...They hailed Ngozi for snubbing him...
3, Now the summit is over....and the Zambia president return to his county and is Welcome... If it was Tinubu ...it will be because they paid the people to do it

But if it was obi ...the people did it out of love ..

Maybe after the supreme court ruling..then this people will move on with their lifes

our president supposed to make a speech on global issues. Stop being naive. Nigeria is a big country.

9182736455O1999:
Copied from a known profile on facebook.

oh really. I no know oo

Ejaisky:
It is most of you who didn't know about the Guinnese Book of World record

i have few in my library and shelf. It’s just for the fun of it bro.

Lukepeter:
And which record do you intend to break?

I still dey reason am oh my brother. Good morning.

*BIG mistake!*

The Guinness World Record (GWR) made the biggest mistake of their existence by reminding Nigerians that they exist. Now, Nigerians are taking up the challenge to make or break those records for leisure.

Someone from my State is about to make (or break) the record for the longest time a person ever read aloud. He will be reading 25 novels for 145 hours!

Do they even realise that we're Nigerians? The volume of books we read just to make it through secondary and tertiary education, the average person overseas hasn't read in their lifetime.

No exaggeration!

GWR is not ready for what's coming. Nigerians alone will own an entire section of their website in just one year!

You're playing with people that casually endanger their lives every day just for the fun of it:

We climb roofs without cables!

We board and alight from moving vehicles every day (even our kids can do this)!

We remove items from the fire with our bare hands!

We sit in one spot and down 3 crates of beer between 4 people!

To peel off electrical wiring, we actually chew the wire open!

Our kids make local fireworks that go off so loudly, it could be mistaken for teπorist attacks overseas!

We weed 15 acres of farmland manually without gloves!

To siphon fuel into our cars or generator tanks, we draw it first into our mouth, ingest a bit to check if it's unleaded petrol, then we let the pipe continue!

Some of us have carried the malaria parasite in our bodies for so long, we should now be donating blood samples to the WHO to test us for immortality. At a point, when the parasite doesn't see any drugs forthcoming, it just hisses and leaves on its own!

To know if rechargeable batteries are still good to use, guess what we do? WE LICK THEM!!! Yes, we taste the charges!

That's the nation they're playing with!

Let them just wait... We're coming. We're cool like that!!!

Them dey chase person comot for him country u dey say na playbook. Dey play.

When I was growing up the only thing from chicken that we don’t eat is the bile and the crops.

ThugCheetah:
You dey nairaland dey pound chest say Putin na God and he will deal with everybody
Oya carry your keyboard go Russia go fight for am na, keyboard warriors

don’t mind them.

[quote author=ThugCheetah post=124008676]BREAKING:

Crowds of Russians gathering at the Central Station of Rostov, trying to flee town before clashes start between the Wagner Group and Kadyrov’s Chechen soldiers

BREAKING:

Crowds of Russians gathering at the Central Station of Rostov, trying to flee town before clashes start between the Wagner Group and Kadyrov’s Chechen soldiers pic.twitter.com/QD7O6JYD4J

— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) June 24, 2023

is why war isn’t an option. At at least the fleeing russians would have gone to Ukraine for refuge.

E dey effurun. 😂😂😂😂

blowjohn:
But u saw a pix of Ned and the man abi?

That other man was just chasing clout

oh really. ? I have played golf with John Rahm and took a snap with him doesn’t make me a professional... It would have been believable if he mentioned his intentions of boarding before the mishap. Anyway na God know who dey talk true.

blowjohn:
So Ned will just wake up one day and lie about this kind of thing?

U lots are just unbelievable.

Do u know how globally connected Ned is?

Oga chill.

That man likes fun alot and has money.


If it was E money or obi cubana( no disrespect to them) that said it I wud have doubted

no doubt but where is the convo na. Abi the other person wey show him own ma mumu. See why we ain’t close to whites. ?

Laff wan kill person for una responses oh. Nigerians una mouth no good I swear. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shalommy:
All the best graduating students here and there are all female, and what are the male doing? Chaii..

na the males full nairaland na dey collect 30k to write about their paymaster. Boneheads.

As long as he is not selective of who to chase or not. It’s too early to start denying a statement. Until he calls his boys to order who lined up along benin to onitsha collecting bribes from innocent motorists.