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Pascopele:
Name that old movie you think children of this generation have not watched?

1 foreign
1 Local

Scorpion king,
bone collector.
Assasin
Sarafina
Sound of music
Jurassic park,
the mummy,
parents trap,
Mr doubtfire,
na indomie generation we get now sha
Living in Bondage

. Indomie senior all these movies na.

solmusdesigns:
Thanks Son your unsolicited advise was noted but not taken, you see each marketer has its own target audience and mine are political and business elites.. so son its called target marketting

. You know nothing about business. Your business target is an assumed failure. Try get small sense unless you ain’t a business man

solmusdesigns:



Ijaws -- Talk and Do
Fulanis -- Silent and Do
Yorubas -- think with education and Do
Ibos --- Talk and Talk, change Massob to IPOB, Talk some more, issue ultimattum , insult everybody, run away from the country and talk some more, blame others but still end up a "NO" do


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. I might not like what’s going on bro but you’re a business man and into designs with your phone number made public. I think you’re not a good business man. Stay away from politics if you want to make it big.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Nice one

You don't fuckkk with a Bini man and go scot free
I told you all that obaseki is gonna fuckkk oshiomhole up anyday anytime twice on election day

Instead of kabaka to dey loyal to oabseki
Him come dey mumu


Make i continue my bowl of amala joor
Mumu oshiomhole and obaseki

. So u nigarrrrrr is a damn old lady. See your nail nigurrrrrr.

franchasng:
your experience is different because:

1.) Maybe your flight outside Nigeria was your first flight experience, if it was, sure you will be scared of the plane crashing when the air hostess starts to give safety tips, showing you exit doors and how to exit in case of emergency and all that, my first flight experience I almost cried cos I felt the air hostess have noticed that the plane was going to crash as I fixed my eyes on the window staring at the wings of the jet and hoping to see it crash lol, I remembered my mother and how she was going to cry and miss me,tears was rolling down my cheeks unknowingly, the pains of death, pity people that died in a plane crash, they died before the crash

Also when we experienced mild turbulence and the flight descended sharply, I just smiled a wicked smile that so this is how I finally joined the under world as my heart sunk with fear


2.) You will feel tensed if you are traveling without genuine reason or complete papers or just traveling vaguely to go hustle without direction, you will be scared and calm, wondering what the future holds for you ahead

3.) The last part of your comment showed you were a big time law breaker in Nigeria before you left lol, so you will feel uneasy in organised country

. Now you’ve traveled. I never break law before oh. Na golf dey carry me go oh.

Most people commenting here have not been to abroad by their comments. You must be tensed in your first move. Entering the plane and imagining where you’re going and what will happen to you. The plane take off. Balancing and landing is a not too good experience though. Some puke. Some cry and some pretend as if they’ve been flying. Trust naija. I was scared in my first travel to Jamaica. Then to the states. Luxembourg and France. They have a different system of doing things. U mess up you collect. Naija is the freeest country on earth. I swear.

Envy and competition killed her. Mortuary water and no one has been filled with E. coli. Which mortuary is that. The mortuary attendants should also be burnt if that’s true. You guys killed her for nothing.

That will be immature of him. Like Nigerians will always say. “Is he better than the ones that have already committed suicide”

At his age he has nothing to gain if he tells lies. Pure truth. Na we cause am

tiger28:
You guys don't get TIRED if all these Association by force? You tried it with Israel, they denied you. Try am with the Ijaws, Dokubo was to smart to see their trickery, now you are marching for TRUMP

. You expend so much energy over this Biafra issue. Just leave them alone. Jokers or not.

Ofemmanu1:
How is this a news?!

We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infintesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future.
We have no present. Our consciousness is almost completely preoccupied with memory and expectation. We do not realize that there never was, is, nor will be any other experience than present experience.
We are therefore out of touch with reality. We confuse the world as talked about, described, and measured with the world which actually is. We are sick with a fascination for the useful tools of names and numbers, of symbols, signs, conceptions and ideas.

. Obviously the new born baby is the cause of your problem. This heat really dey scatter some people brain.

tsephanyah:
We suspect that the French are sponsoring Boko Haram

. . This boy. You just carry one innocent girl picture put for dp dey hide under her dey type rubbish

tsephanyah:
We need this guy to decamp to APC... he is too good to be in PDP... Including tambuwal but we think is hard to get tambuwal to decamp. So we will try our best with mutawalle

. This boy. You just carry one innocent girl picture put for dp dey hide under her dey type rubbish.

blinking001:
Her birthday her problem. I believe there are more important things to talk about in this our obodo Nigeria.

. Like what? Ode.

This is water break and not breakfast.

Authoreety:
So u quoted the whole passage just to write "on point"... guy u need brain organising slap

. At least I put two full stops. One for front and the other at the back. I will appreciate if you come down and slap me.

LegendHero:
Introduction:
The SARS brutality is getting out of hand and it seems the government is getting clueless by the day in finding a lasting solution to the constant killings by these blood sucking demons called SARS.

Nigeria is a nation where conventional solutions always seems ineffective because of the corrupt nature of almost all agencies of government. No matter what the leadership does, these agencies will always find a way to maneuver their way and commit atrocities. Hence we need to solve this problem using a more rugged approach.

Scenario:
- Police DPOs are always informed anytime their officers are going for a raid. (Probably 75% of the time).
- Infact internal sources claimed that the DPOs sometimes set daily/weekly target for officers to meet.
- The officers get back to the station and remit a certain percentage of their loot to the DPOs daily/weekly.
- The DPOs in-turn remit a certain percentage to the commissioners & other leads on top of the hierarchy.
- Possibly, the leadership in Abuja might be part of this looting network too (assumption).

Judging from the above scenario, it will be absurd for the government to think the police head will be able to solve this police brutality on their own coz they are all guilty from top to bottom.

Proposed Solution:
- A Rep should sponsor a bill to establish a separate disciplinarian (trial) court with sole responsibility of trying cases of extortion & police brutality in the police force. (The body constitution may include the police, judiciary, etc).
- The president should assent to the bill and make it a law.
- Make a law that ALL the officers that partakes in a raid of extortion be sacked within 4 weeks (Investigation period)
- Most local police raiding guys are familiar faces. Their offices are known by people in the locality.
- The FSARS guys too can be identified with at least something. (An assumption)
- Since the DPOs most times know about their officers going out for raids, make a law that any DPO whose officer engages in a raid of extortion be either relocated to another state or he should be demoted to a regular officer. (Give them grace of three occurrences and issue warning at every instance).

Conclusion:
In my own theory, it is better to go after the top guys when trying to solve a menace coz when you shake the top, the lower cadre scatters. If the DPOs are held responsible for the actions of their officers, they will make sure their officers are kept in check.

This is just me thinking out loud!

. On point.

May God give us the strength to avoid all temptations and may we have the heart to fast,pray and give. Amen.

edidiongmichael:
Ya'll complaining about Nigeria's heat as if I stay in UK.

Why don't I complain of heat as well?

More reason you should hustle! Money makes difficult situations look easy.

Hustle oooooooooo

The complain too much abeg.

So can I put on short to see the royal man? Won’t I be branded an abomination to the throne ?

Fake news manufactured by IPOB and Afonja miscreants to discredit the present day government. Just write this if you need some likes and mentions.

The biggest crime in the country is to be a millionaire.

It’s either fake news or will be denied. Take it or leave it.

emeijeh:
Wawu!
Breeze don blow.
Rottenmeat, you see your life?!

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/laughing-shaq.gif

. abeg I no fit laugh oooooo. On a seriousl note who watched and listened to what she was saying or just quoting out of context on the topic.

Shameful. The man too do abeg. He is everywhere.

RuudVanNisteroy:
Appointment of for the security apparatus will be the hardest task. I don't want to make the mistake of appointment someone who will use fund allocated to buy property in Dubai.

. You see how hard it is? It’s easy to criticize than to occupy that seat. Bros u go confuse. How can you build a vibrant economy without a viable security. Please search for your defense men very quickly. I’m giving you 4 market days to do that or I will choose them for you.

RuudVanNisteroy:
I have only been able to fill in Abba Kyari as Police Affairs Minister. The rest of the security apparatus are so corrupt and beyond redemption at the moment. I can't think of any person that to fill in the slots. I might have to look into bringing in a few Nigerians from Diaspora with military experience as defense ministers COAS and customs boss.

. Oya do am fast fast and don’t waste time before Nigerians pounce on you the way they did to PMB when he delayed looking for ministers and cabinets. You know say we no get patience.

Na wao. Small small e don dey near them.

RuudVanNisteroy:
UK,Canada,Netherlands become some of the greatest human civilizations ever built by building a society based on meritocracy.

. Where are your defense ministers and COAS. Security is paramount Oga. Who will be your custom boss. Transportation and all. Add to your to do list.