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NYSCRe: NYSC Personal CDS: Procedures Made Easy For The Prospective And Serving Corps by Switup: 8:47pm On Dec 07, 2016
hope am not late dswitee@yahoo.com

thanx
RomanceWhat Is Your Best Animated Movie For 2016 by Switup(op): 3:11pm On Dec 07, 2016
the year is been long spent. weve got ours feed just enough and i dont think there's going to be a new animated movie between now and the end of the year... so wat animated movies would u say made your year...?

to me, its Home!

whats yours??
FashionRe: See What Makeup Does To Women by Switup: 3:07pm On Dec 07, 2016
i lovvvvvvve MakeUp
RomanceRe: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by Switup: 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2016
I Do Not Come To You By Chance undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC Date Of Birth And Exemption Issues by Switup: 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2016
Adesuwag:
send a mail to info@nysc.gov.ng
hi, ive sent abt 3mails to d above. i still havnt gotten any feedback. pls wat do i do. waiting without a response is so terrible.

dob issues.
NYSCRe: To All My Batch B Stream2 Pcm's; This Is For You. <<a Poetry>> by Switup(op): 3:10pm On Dec 06, 2016
dingbang:
kiss

. Wait wait wait, actually the emboldened is in the present right?
yes. because in dat phase of the write up its in d present!
NYSCRe: To All My Batch B Stream2 Pcm's; This Is For You. <<a Poetry>> by Switup(op): 3:09pm On Dec 06, 2016
dingbang:
kiss

Yes ma.. I love it. It's awesome.
pls dont ma me, n thanx too.
NYSCRe: To All My Batch B Stream2 Pcm's; This Is For You. <<a Poetry>> by Switup(op): 3:05pm On Dec 06, 2016
dingbang:
lol Dat part seems unclear to me.. kiss
typo error.
because we dare...
for what laid there....

further explanation... because the dash boards were vacant each time we checked, we folded our ours in fear and dared wat would finally pop up on d dash board.


clarified??
LiteratureRe: Did You Attend The Port Harcourt Literary Festival...? If Yes Let's Meet Here by Switup(op): 2:58pm On Dec 06, 2016
dingbang:
u attended any?
yes 2010
LiteratureRe: Pls See Through My Poetry; All Criticisms Are Welcome by Switup(op): 2:55pm On Dec 06, 2016
dingbang:
I like dis...



At first I thought the first part only had a meaning buh wen I read four times, I got d message..

Switup..
thanx u.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girls Like Doing This Alot (photos)? by Switup: 10:47am On Dec 04, 2016
BabaRamota1980:
I think the inside of a car presents a paradox between light and shade, a photo-friendly atmosphere that can be used to advantage when taking pictures.
God bless u for sounding so reasonable.
RomanceRe: The Disadvantage Of Being Disvirgined Before Marriage. by Switup: 10:30am On Dec 04, 2016
GreenCap:
pally, more than 97 percent of young people had "soaped their plugs" or "cucumbered their switchports" at least once before the age of 18
you may be wrong.
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Ever Been Assaulted Or Abused By A Female? Serious!! by Switup: 8:15pm On Dec 03, 2016
Charlentine:
Funny thing is that, with those mutually crazy couples, it can actually work. They would love eachother and hurt eachother and love eachother and hurt eachother again, and you dare not interfere or the two of them would crucify you...later....after their current battle is over. Lol. I don't ever pray for that kind of relationship sha undecided
lol
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Ever Been Assaulted Or Abused By A Female? Serious!! by Switup: 10:44pm On Dec 02, 2016
Charlentine:
hehehehe! I think that's the typical answer you'll get from a guy who's been assaulted by his babe. Lol. Tho I know some couples have kinky fetish that involve some sick stuff during sex, but really, ask him to tell u the truth. Say to him "all liars shall perish!" grin he'll probably open up to you.
lol. He had broken her pinky finger earlier. it took about a month to heal.lol lol lol lol. crazy couple i tell u. once he said she almost tore one of expensive shirt cus he was(,playfully) threatening her with hot iron. they were crazy that year. i tell u. crazy
RomanceRe: Girls Change Ur Ways And Grow Up by Switup: 10:27pm On Dec 02, 2016
pryme:
the truth is 98% of the ladies here are, pretty and boring. that's not even the bad part, the bag part is their arrogance, couple with their twisted view about life.

But in all this, am happy we still have 2% that are beautiful and decent ladies.

with that said, 90% of the guys here r-e-t-a-r-d-s.
Mr Seun, why dont we have a kiss smilie emoji on nl??.this poster deservers one for a word well spoken!
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Ever Been Assaulted Or Abused By A Female? Serious!! by Switup: 9:33pm On Dec 02, 2016
Charlentine:
ok. Thank God. That sounds like a normal girl.
i know of a girl that bit her bf. wen i saw the mark and asked him, he said she crazy but they were playing? would u tame that an assault?
RomanceRe: How To Troll Your Husband (masters Level) With Pictures by Switup:
i died laffing... i swear
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Ever Been Assaulted Or Abused By A Female? Serious!! by Switup: 9:05pm On Dec 02, 2016
Charlentine:
ah. I don't know oo because u haven't told me much abt her. But I said ha because this one too used to beg crazily oh. But she won't really have remorse and she would do something similar shortly after the whole begging scene. Shey u know that begging is very different from remorse? Somebody can "beg" you even when they arent actually sorry.

Can u tell me more abt her character tho?
okay then its diff. the person i refer to feels remorse and mostly woldnt return back!
shei u grab
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Still In Contact With His Ex by Switup: 9:00pm On Dec 02, 2016
are white like American? or white like Lebanese?? ur English though
NYSCRe: Corper Dies In Zamfara NYSC Camp (Photos) by Switup: 8:57pm On Dec 02, 2016
anyimpro:
ukeme. UKGreat. your death is still a shock to me. The best amongst his mate. 4.85 cgpa, a guy who solves engineering mathematics and scares the lecturer. Rest in peace bro. God knows best.
my dear u truly know him. imagine graduating frm UNIUYO with such CGPA and then endin up in d dust...
mtcheew!
Really devastating
RomanceRe: Is Proposing Marriage Over The Phone Silly? by Switup: 8:31pm On Dec 02, 2016
MIKOLOWISKA:
So many foolish girls on this thread. You're not even happy he is proposing, you're waiting for him to take a knee. No gree na, other serious girls will take it. Mumu girls.pesin manage consider you, you de form Oyinbo, nonsense
take chill pill. learn not to rant abuses randomly.
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Ever Been Assaulted Or Abused By A Female? Serious!! by Switup: 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2016
Charlentine:
ONE DAY WE WERE DRIVING BY A HOUSE WHERE ON THE WATER TANK (GEEPEE TANK), THE FRONT AND THE GATE OF HE HOUSE THERE WAS SOMETHING WRITTEN IN GIANT BLOCK LETTERS. IT READ "FEAR WOMAN" lol. I recall all of us in the car laughing like, I wonder what this guy has gone thru to make him write Fear woman all over his house. Now I have an idea. Lol.


Guys, if you notice this combination of traits in the girl u are seeing, please run!!

She is unreasonable, egoistic, selfish and reckless.
This combo is a sure sign I swear. Forget any NICE quality she may have, just run!!

The unreasonable means u can't communicate with her without her misunderstanding you (if it's a small argument, she will misunderstand you and get angry for things u neither said nor implied)

The egoistic [/b]means even when she later realizes that shes at fault, an apology would be too much for her. She would rather say something like "let's just forget the whole thing!" She can't accept defeat or surrender to you, never!

[b]Selfish
, she doesn't care about u or ur "feelings" that much. She would manipulate you, deny history and change facts just to suit her need in that particular moment (whether she wants sex, shoes or doesn't want you to leave her). She won't play fair. And in the end after she has ruined everything, she would still blame it all on you. It's wasn't her fault. She can't be the one to blame, no.

[b]Reckless, [/b]mostly with sex, and maybe some other things like driving. U would notice that she is somehow careless when she shouldn't be.

Please, take heed!
wat if the girl has dat unreasonable attitude but always crazily begs u wen she realises her mistake??
RomanceRe: Who Is That Nairalander You Dislike The Most? by Switup: 8:10pm On Dec 02, 2016
GenZod:
mention them here grin
no hard feelings
are u boredhuhundecided
RomanceRe: A Warning To Nairaland Guys! by Switup: 8:00pm On Nov 30, 2016
op, truth be told, ur mates are getting married on nairaland undecided
RomanceRe: Answer My Question With A Question by Switup: 7:43pm On Nov 30, 2016
so somebody cannot just stay on nairaland without askin question abihuhhuh??
RomanceRe: Friday Night Fun: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Switup: 10:32am On Nov 28, 2016
dingbang:
smiley thanks. Care for a chat sometime?
No!undecided
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC 2016 Batch B II Corps Members by Switup: 10:24am On Nov 28, 2016
am i the only one with date of birth issue herehuh na wah o
NYSCRe: To All My Batch B Stream2 Pcm's; This Is For You. <<a Poetry>> by Switup(op): 9:59am On Nov 28, 2016
FavoredGuy:
In my opinion, stream 2 is even better. Some of the mistakes/challenges camp officials and NYSC as a whole encountered during d stream 1 camping, would hav been dealt wit before stream 2 start camping. Same wit ur PPA. The only disadvantage is staying at home longer which u can plan well to utilise since ur own camping is specifiically scheduled 2 take place in January. Wishing u all well.
thanchu
NYSCRe: To All My Batch B Stream2 Pcm's; This Is For You. <<a Poetry>> by Switup(op): 9:58am On Nov 28, 2016
ruona10:
Nice 1
thanx. am grateful
LiteratureWhy Are Poems/poetry Ignored In This Section? by Switup(op): 2:54pm On Nov 26, 2016
i wish to air my view regarding the way poets are treated here. i have noticed that wen a poem is posted it barely gets up to 500views and if it eventually does, basically no one is interested in commending the poetry or giving likes. for loves sake we are writers too. we sit, think and think some more before getting sth scribbled. its quite disheartening though. pls fellow nairalanders show us some love. read our poems, comment on our poems, give likes to our poems like u do to prose writers. it would solely be appreciated.
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