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LiteratureReloaded; Pls See Through My Poetry; All Criticisimd Are Welcomed by Switup(op): 10:21am On Sep 23, 2016
It takes two to tango On a thread that is narrow And when beset by arrows They shall conquer their sorrows Be it in a deep hollow Or just a road in a row; Their war shall not be known. But whence a man grown And a damsel blown Have chosen not to head for the unknown Hence, merry in the known For which even the poor heart bleeds for more; Their days, one in many is filled with bore. And though they let their egos soar Above nature's loving roar for care Alas! It is indeed that along with them they bear The burden of loneliness so near. But you there, beware That he, when at sixty-eight and a year Will he beget for himself a maiden so dear... And for him shall she bear A son and a pair. And volia! He gets buried the next year Only to leave behind a weeping widow there And children all so tender. So why merry for so long in that lonely known? When I know That it takes two to tango?
LiteratureRe: Pls See Through My Poetry; All Criticisms Are Welcome by Switup(op): 5:57pm On Sep 22, 2016
GODKID98:
U're good!!

It takes talent to write a poem dat flows as fluently as urs did....D consistency z superb too!
wow u read that. it came out like a prose pls permit me to make it better.



thanx though. am grateful
LiteratureRe: Pls See Through My Poetry; All Criticisms Are Welcome by Switup(op): 5:19pm On Sep 22, 2016
whosh.... i wasnt expectin this poetry to come out like a prose. i bet i did not do d right thing....

#lemme try making amends
LiteraturePls See Through My Poetry; All Criticisms Are Welcome by Switup(op): 5:13pm On Sep 22, 2016
It takes two to tango

On a thread that is narrow.

And even when beset by arrows

They shall conquer their sorrows

Be it in a deep hollow

Or just a road in a row

Their war shall not be known.

But whence a man grown

And a damsel blown

Have chosen not to head for the unknown

Hence, relapse so and merry in the known

For which even the poor heart bleeds for more;

Their days, one in many is filled with bore.

And though they let their egos soar

Above nature’s loving roar for care,

Alas!

It is indeed that along with them they bear

The burden of loneliness so near.

But, you there, beware

That he, when at sixty-eight and a year

Will he beget a maiden so dear…

And for him shall she bear

A son and a pair.

And volia!

He gets buried the next year

Only to leave behind a weeping widow there

And children all so tender.

So why merry for so long in that lonely known?

When I so know

That it takes two to tango?
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Freelancer Wanted For Immediate Offer. by Switup: 10:43am On Sep 21, 2016
am i late....? dswitee@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: Sad by Switup: 11:08am On Sep 19, 2016
Lucaz:
same here! I knew you the one, what about other alt handles?
three things for u
1, i do not operate multiple handles
2, i hope ure handsome with the way ure stressin me....
3, refer to 1 and 2 if u still got issues cool
RomanceRe: Sad by Switup: 11:03am On Sep 19, 2016
Lucaz:
same here! I knew you the one, what about other alt handles?
RomanceRe: Sad by Switup: 10:22am On Sep 19, 2016
Lucaz:
better open that lip, say something grin


clue to locate you grin Benita27 is you grin
Benita27...? qui est... ? guu am though. ... happy sunny monday undecided
RomanceRe: Sad by Switup: 11:56pm On Sep 18, 2016
Lucaz:
cheesy grin cheesy sorry about that, give me clue to your main grin thank you wink
lips sealed.
RomanceRe: Sad by Switup: 11:47pm On Sep 18, 2016
Lucaz:
my brother laugh oh, the kind of thread we getting this days is laughable
did i sound masculine....?
Am #FEMALE....










thank u.
RomanceRe: Sad by Switup: 11:34pm On Sep 18, 2016
Lucaz:
wonders shall never end grin
why am i tempted to laugh out loud at this......
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Switup: 9:24am On Sep 13, 2016
^^^nice one
Science/TechnologyRe: Stone Falls From The Sky In Taraba State by Switup: 12:05pm On Apr 11, 2016
freshvine:
Honestly I was discussing this with a scientist based in USA that return to Nigeria few months ago and he echo my suspicion saying I would've made a kill from it if I was still in possession of it.

Oh I forgot, it was luck warm ( a bit hot) when I lifted it and the light situation around the vicinity didn't improve until a week after due to the object landing.
that would have meant more evil powers hun! all wasted... now we are just mere Nigerians.... we can't control d world....
Science/TechnologyRe: Stone Falls From The Sky In Taraba State by Switup: 11:55am On Apr 11, 2016
freshvine:
I've witness such incident before. This particular day in 1990 in Ogoja where the present Union Bank is situated in Igoli town Ogoja, around 5pm during a heavy down pour what happen to be lighting hit that particular spot like a huge ball of fire from the sky. Everywhere within the vicinity instantly became dark as the lighting cut power to low voltage.

Following day I was curious to know what happened. I stroll into the small bush housing the bank now. Lo and behold, a hole had been dug by the mystery object with the object sitting right inside the hole. I lifted the object, dark and heavy as a ball of steel. I immediately knew this was a property of the outer space and dump it right where I found it with no one knowing what I've observed till date. I guess whoever found it later will take it as a man made object.

Men, that thing was so heavy but a bit smaller than our regular soccer ball
believe it or not my dear.... u touched a stone from outter space.... it's sounds awesome. wish it was in d movies, u wud have had some super powers n today u n I would have ruled the world together..... oh, d feel of power..... it sounds so evviiiiillllllllll......
Jokes EtcRe: Caption This Picture by Switup: 12:48am On Apr 11, 2016
officially, I am d first to comment...











#modified
now back to d topic: even wen there is no fuel, my dear there is a way out!
RomanceRe: 10 Signs He Doesn't Love Yhu Anymore by Switup: 12:41am On Apr 11, 2016
op, wats with d "yhu" undecidedhuh
RomanceRe: I Like Guys That Dont Like Bj's, Anal. .I Will Marry You Without Thinking! by Switup: 12:35am On Apr 11, 2016
pinkycute:
Best reply smiley
no no no..... thass not d best reply o... STFU said it alll[quote author=STFUareyouGod post=44591722][/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Delivery Guy Needed In Portharcourt by Switup: 12:25am On Apr 11, 2016
chikkyB:
Space taken
buh pls just in case of any other spaces... am still interested.... thanx
RomanceRe: Gradually Loosing My Girlfriend by Switup: 12:13am On Apr 11, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
I see everybody talking.. Dump her, break up with her.. She don't deserve you.. She's after your money.. Blaa blaa..



Iono o.. But I'm a man, and sometimes when I'm broke and can't spend well enough.. I grow an attitude(spontaneously).. My wife doesn't complain about my financial status or whatever(we're very rich.. If you know what I mean).. But she complains about the desperate man I become.. There's always that sense of responsibility in a man.. And when there's no means.. It turns the man into a different creature who changes the whole relationship space into unfavourable for a loving woman.... It changes everything.


This is from a different perspective.. So check yourself papi.. Could be you..
at last!!!! sense!!!! thank you and thank u some more
RomanceRe: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by Switup: 11:57pm On Apr 10, 2016
searching for a long lost moniker #bigbumper.., my sweet word to u is: thank u n #God's blessins
HealthRe: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by Switup: 7:29pm On Apr 10, 2016
Thylord:
you are a stuupid ediot and a foolissh nonentity for addressing the op in that manner,what do u even know,crabshiitt like you.animal go and sit down you are a bomfool.someone is going through emotional trauma instead of you to be sensitive with what you say,you are being irration,dont worry something worse than that will befall and that your tiny scrotum.
my dear.... u just did wats in d mind of some peeps.... more than five different nlders have pleaded yet d person seems so stone hearted..... am guessing he aint following d thread anymore....


truely.... if some men had d power of God
smh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Delivery Partners Needed Nationwide!! Pay Is Nice. by Switup: 9:25am On Apr 10, 2016
LasoulMacuby:
I agree with you totally. Its not as if the 1k or 5h is the issue, but it is the issue! in my humble opinion why should i pay for a job i am not sure of getting? Now lets calculate about a thousand people applying and paying 1k, bro that is serious ballary. . .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Delivery Guy Needed In Portharcourt by Switup: 9:21am On Apr 10, 2016
chikkyB:
We will also need a female office assistant
interested if it's still available.
CelebritiesRe: When You Have Been Fantasizing About That Girl's Orange (picture) by Switup: 11:54pm On Apr 08, 2016
Cutehector:
accept my request den
wats goin on..?
CelebritiesRe: When You Have Been Fantasizing About That Girl's Orange (picture) by Switup: 11:33pm On Apr 08, 2016
Cutehector:
lol d moderators delete the thread.

His name is razabadana. I guess he is being banned as well


I'm such a movie buff too.. cool watsup wit ur bbm. Still Nad functioning?
it game!!!
CelebritiesRe: When You Have Been Fantasizing About That Girl's Orange (picture) by Switup: 11:25pm On Apr 08, 2016
Cutehector:
lol she is my potatoes with the S.
hi pls excuse me... first of all, where s dat thread u were made a celeb...?

secondly, cud u identify d slowpoke dat referred to me as stupid small.... the barbarian needs a little càutioning.

thirdly, I don't do seasonals buh truss me am a freaking movielover of all genres!!!

PS:point two very important!
RomanceRe: A Cheating Boyfriend, The Side-chic And The Jollof Rice.....a Must Read!....lol by Switup: 9:40pm On Apr 08, 2016
bet9jaguru:
bi$ch don't kill my vibe wink
bit#ch don't kill ma vibe angry
CelebritiesRe: Meet Nigeria’s Sexiest Man Alive Agu Okaogo by Switup: 11:12pm On Apr 07, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Unfortunately I like my men chubby and tall


cool
well spoken!!!
RomanceRe: A Cheating Boyfriend, The Side-chic And The Jollof Rice.....a Must Read!....lol by Switup: 10:58pm On Apr 07, 2016
marshalcarter:
Lolzz



Omoh lemme joooor...hungry dey read ma biography u dey here dey smile undecided
Nigerians are not smiling grin
RomanceRe: I Turned Down This White Boy Who Tried To Have Sex With Me- I Am Scared! by Switup: 10:55pm On Apr 07, 2016
undecided undecided

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