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Baawaa:
But, is good to do the right thing at the right time

Your signature and your post doesn't just correlate. Your signature is even your advice to people but your post lacks what you preach. It's a pity though.

PrettyCrystal:
traditional men

I'm happy for you. Beating that lady below you has to take sleeping on Nairaland. Congrats!

rezzy:
I learnt that word why in secondary school. Anybody that claims he knows how to spell any word, I will just say the word and ask him to spell it

I bet they would stare at you like you were a dummy when you spell "B O U Q U E T" instead of their "B O K A Y" or "B O Q A Y", while not knowing they were the real dummies.

Bouquet

Semi-colon

Spinach

Inventory

[quote author=Singapore1 post=49618481][/quote]My oga Singapore, I read one of your comments that you said you sometimes tell your clients to vectorize their Logo before bringing it to you. Abeg, you fit dey out source am to me o abeg. Thanks

Uwaeromosele:
..wow u hv saved my time.was abuting searching 4 photo 2 cartoon maker for pc was seeing so many online..Thanks.

Hahaha. Adobe illustrator does that perfectly though, but you know anything pixelated goes well with photoshop. Vectorized na for Ai.

Uwaeromosele:
please is dier any one selling 'Turn your photo to cartoon'.If so please which app do you use...

Only photoshop.

manson5011:
hmmm! my brother, the best way to have known that she was in to anther relationship was her reaction and only ur quest to know who was on dat pix has proved that.
pls learn to console ya self b 4 u get hurt.

Even from experience, and psychologically, defaulters always pick offence immediately something comes up to rebuff any claim one must have on them. You are right bro.

beautycrush24:
I beg to disagree with you on that one. I have realized that we are the ones that paint ourselves black in Nigeria. I have a Nigerian account that is doing better than my US account so i abandoned d US account. As long as you know what you're doing, your gig would be purchased especially if you hae a video to show your skills or something.

You made your video with scribe or just you appearing on the video?

janengozi:
no 7 ans 15/17 which is 1/2394. a Pentagon has 5sides

You are right, maam. To beat time, one should always go with methods that don't consume time, at most 10 seconds.

When a list of fractions has same numerator and one is told to find the highest among them, the one with the lowest denominator is the highest fraction. There is no need dividing everything into whole numbers to get one's answer. This is for those who will encounter almost same question.

StephanieLuv:
This world eh




Becareful how you treat others




Because Karma is a fvcking bitch



Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from her former wife Jennifer Aniston and even slept withh Brad on the same matrimonal bed even he was still married to Jennifer




Former Brad's wife Jennifer Aniston will be the happiest person on earth because God fought her battles even when she was faithful to Brad and still Brad left her.



Karma Bit*ch

Take it or Leave it maam, God doesn't fight a battle to bring bad to someone. Just leave it as Karma, not God.

They should as well send them to youtube with 1000 naira etisalat 3gig worth of data than wasting school fees, sha.

Life ain't easy. Bill gate would have been tagged a very, very lazy guy when he was starting. Always on the system, doing something the world never knew would make him the richest man. I'm not saying your guy isn't lazy, and I'm not telling you to choose him over the other.

Why has the first guy given up on Nigeria? Any idea? Was he trying to find a job and got frustrated? Is he extravagant and as a result you foot his bills? What does he do everyday he wakes up, watch movies, eat and sleep?

Don't assume my questions ain't worth it. I have seen a lot of guys that everyone terms lazy but they sit at home and make close to millions. Most times I ask myself who a lazy man is. Go with your heart, maam. Trust God and always have at the back of your mind that all that glitters is not gold.

I just pray Nigerians understand it isn't all about flaunting certificates but using the knowledge gotten to aid her country. Nairaland isn't even helping matters. Everyday, it is either sunny bobo's son graduated from turkey university or akimbo's daughter graduated from harvard, like it will cure the recession. It's well.

obontami:
Bros that's too harsh of you
Believe me she's a very lovely lady
She's my very good friend, I'm sure get to Know Her you gon like her
She might be nasty at times though, online stuffs shouldn't be take that serious
We all here to catch fun and learn
Take a chill pill bro
Happy sunday

Thanks bro. I'm a fan of hers.

Dfinex:
Rules help u to be accountable and avoid chaos, they serve as measures that guide ur focus on the accomplishments of ur goals....U sure won't like to pay for the mess that will be caused if we didn't have these guides. if we have rules, we in turn have freedom. Rules are a necessary evil.

To the topic, yes it's normal for every fresh graduate to act that way but I'm sure u don't want to spend a greater chunk of ur training period learning in a snail speed, the organization will start seeing u as a laggard already.
As a fresh graduate, u should learn to put ur best foot forward. Be smart, learn as much as u çan and as fast as u can cos nobody will come and baby sit u: even when they do, u'll get to discover that they only teach u a minute portion of what u are supposed to know. the rest they tell U. ..."to learn on the job". However/whichever way u want to do it is ur concern and if u ain't a fast learner, u would have made some grievous mistakes before u realize it. which in some cases may cost ur job or some benefits that would have accrued to u. (ignorance they say is never an ęxcuse).

this is why u can not over-emphasize the points raised by the Op, especially 1,3,4,5 and 6.
Even as a fresh graduate, u can be a smart staff and a fast learner: this will earn u the respect of ur boss and other members of staff.

I totally support you, totally. Too many rules kills creativity. I'm not saying rules ain't good but too much of "do's and don'ts" can bring out the best from one. If you don't get me, no problem.

HateU2:
the guy is stupiid

U've gat me laffing all thru today. A psychiatric home awaits you. It's not ur parents' fault;I commend them for doing their very best. Jst save ur silly self first b4 anyone saves you. You ain't stupid, you are wise, and everyone has learnt from what you feel is wise. Keep it up!

obontami:
maybe *** are the sttupid one

I thank you bro. Leave her;she is homeless eventhough the parents did a good job on her. She cud have been abused when she was young that's why her life revolves around hate. Pity her, please unless u want her to commit suicide.

HateU2:
Nice one. Only a senseless guy above the guy above me will not agree .


Meanwhile, happy Sunday

I would have ignored you, hateu2, but I want us to learn. I complimented the op. I was only saying there are too many rules that one gets to notice that s/he isn't living the life designated for them.

If not for the guy who Quoted you earlier on my behalf, I wud be taking a ban right now. God bless the guy for me. Try to build your comprehensive skill;it's kinda bad for a lady-male like you.

melanch:
I don't know between you and airforce1 who get sense pass.

Hahahahahahaha. Give it to him, abeg.

Op, I could remember vividly I was the guy who made the second comment on the thread you were showcasing your girl-friend. I remember I asked you your age and you didn't answer me. I could have salvaged your already decayed relationship. It's no problem, anyway.

But how old are you, please? Ans now before another will happen and you enter canal with ur music career. I wana help you to help yourself.

Your gf is with me here. "Come on, say hello to him. He is weak for you."

"Hello chuka, you are a weakling. I've got myself swizdom. He is the kinda guy I love rolling with. Don't drink much. Always dream of what we shared"

"Baby, come and lie down. Leave the weakling. You are better off without him. Come to bed."


"Shiiii!t! You know we just typed all these on the thread, bae? I thought you said it's a pm to ur ex, airforce1. You knw what? I'm tired of you, too. Get out and shut my door. Wait.....take your pant, before you create your territory in my house. Geeerrrout!"

I sincerely believe within me that AIDS has a cure, a 100% cure. I think the disease is just allowed to spread cos peeps will abuse it. How? People will forget about condoms, give birth to so many kids that will roam the street wearing poverty all over. It's good it's kept that way, anyway.

Checking one's status is far thE best thing to do, but the fear to even go there and check one's status can take one's breath away and snuff the life outta one.

Neduzze5:
Yeah, my Pm works or you can use my email on my signature.

Thanks, I really appreciate.

Neduzze5:
Thanks for seeing the usefulness in my post. I recently got a job to write about 100 articles of 2000 words for 1,500 naira each. I can do about 5000 words everyday. Multiply 1,500 by 100 and see what I'm talking about. I had to reject it because it didn't meet my expectations as pertaining to price.

I'm just using this to let him know what you can make by staying in the comfort of your home and writing articles for people. So the ball is in his court. Stay legal and be free or go illegal and keep looking over your shoulders all the time.

I just love the fact you appeared on this thread to help a soul. God's gonna bless you, you know? Does your pm work? Do you mind if I mail you? Thanks for your precious time.

Dumeje:
I think today makes it exactly six years I graduated from a state owned university somewhere here in Nigeria with a fairly good result.

Neduzze5:
So sorry for your predicament bro.

You have a good head on your shoulder, you read a lot and you have a good command of English.

What I think is that you should get a good laptop but cheap, probably a mini laptop, advertise yourself on Nairaland as an article writer (with all these books wey you don read, I'm sure you can easily write an article), use your phone if it's an android to tether to your laptop, get an airtel Sim and subscribe for 3gb for 1k monthly (I can teach you how if you don't know).

In a month, you can make nothing less than 50k from the comfort of your house. After you have garnered much experience with working for Nairalanders, you can then foray into the foreign market on sites like Fiverr, Upwork etc.

This is what I do and I can tell you, it's the best thing ever. I for one, don't even want to slave myself working for an employer that would pay me peanuts. But if you still wish, you can apply to teach in schools.

After your period has expired, go to your staff room and begin working on any article jobs you have or look for new ones. That way, you can add an extra 10k or 15k to your account balance.

Also, seek for God's face in all that you do. Look for opportunities as well. I believe you have a business idea you wish to carry out if you have the money. There's this diamondbet6 stuff currently ongoing that would end tomorrow or next. You can check it out and apply.

You can contact me if you need anything. Crime doesn't pay bro because if you enter my house to come rob me, I'd shoot you to death. It's as simple as that.

Op, I use God beg you, contact this guy to walk you thru what he just wrote. In 2 to 3 months, you will come back to this same thread and help 2-10 people. I'm very sure and I trust God on your behalf.

[b]Op, there were some vital things I was able to pick out from your write-up. First, I will personally tell you sorry on her behalf. Yea, I am sorry, very sorry.

The first thing I deduce from your ePistle is your marriage is just a year and something. It is quite normal to have this issues in marriage within those first few years. The devil must come naa;it is a must. If he doesn't, we won't appreciate God's making of a marriage to last. Also, we will not be able to advise other people who venture into this wonderful path.

It is not easy out there as people think. There is nothing like a perfect marriage. It all started with fight and later, agreement/settlement. Ask couples whom you respect a great deal, and they will tell you how they broke bottle on each other's head.

She spat on you? Come on. It's your wife. Would you rather I spit on you or another person on this forum. You've kissed her more than 10000000000 times naa. I will love if the highest anger from my wifey will always be her spit on my face, not kidding o.

To be frank, you are a man! The way you comported yourself shows you have a heart of gold. Remember both of you are one. The moment you married her, you both became intertwined. Don't see her as, "my wifey" rather see her as , "Me". This is a family that is growing. Don't let the little thing that just happened ruin it. Love her more even now. There must be sacrifice for a family to grow, and if you can do that, do it diligently.

I pray God grants both of you the wisdom and understanding to build your family to God's taste.[/b]

GossipHeart:
What works for him will not work for you.
There is what is called destiny

I'm the laziest person on earth, but when i was a kid i knew i would be a millionaire, i use to tell my friends then that even if i sleep for 60 years straight without working that im destined to be rich, i eventually became a millionaire at the age of 22 without working for no one for a single day, that's destiny

If hard work guarantees success barrow pushers, brick layers, bus drivers would be billionaires because those guys grinds and works harder than everyone in this world

You are pathetic. Your likes can hamper growth of a nation by not explaining well enough your good intentions. I read your second post of how you make your money, which in anyone's opinion takes hardwork, smart work and sheer keen eyes.

Let's assume you are a leader or you are a manager of a company. Would you tell your employees to be idle going by what you've just written?

I bet you don't know what creativity is. Creative people, just as hardworking people may not know they have the qualities probably because they enjoy what they do. Hardwork is really broad, very , very broad, and that is the reason you couldn't even tell whetheR you are or not.

Please, sleep for 100 years naa and make the money, "mr I can sleep for 60 years and make wealth the way I want".

In everything one does in this world, one has got to think, work hard, work smart (part of hard work, IMHO) and above all hope for the best. You are an Atheist, I know quite well. After the whole hard work, smart work, thinking, one has to now cast their cares to God and it will be well.

universityfailu:
You know d type of people am talking about, those innocent, quiet biitches and niqqas u see sitting all by demselves always and very quiet. Yeap, those pple are the most evil pple on earth. They spend all those quiet time plotting evils, dont be decieved by their innocent looks.
Let me tell u a story dat happened to me last semester, i came to a room new around 4th week into resumption and meet this my bunkmate, dude is damn fvckin quiet, he walks like he is scared of the floor. Long story short, we usually make jest of eachother in our room but i didnt knw dis my bunkmate was keeping all the "playful insults" i said to him in his mind. This innocent bastard stole my phone, 5k, school ID card( I dont know what he needed it for but i later found out he broke it and put me through stress of getting another one), shoe, Pot of food (like 3 times), food stuffs, kerosene at different occasions. He almost stole my laptop before i caught d idiot redhanded. oboi, i use blow finish dat baboon face. I know i might be generalising but 80percent of quiet introverts are evil. I prefer to hangout with an open extroverted who shows his evil side and hide nothing than the quiet slow poison.

Am out.

Ur post title should read, " Fear my quiet ,introvert room-mate." Takia time o. I'm an Introvert and a proud one at that.