₦airaland Forum

funnynation:
thank u bro.. I will report 2 my lawyer today. Thanks for ur contribution

so you have a lawyer nd you re foolishly asking for advice on nairaland.


I don't take comedians seriously, cause they'll lie to you and later tell you it was just a 'comedy skit'

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

lying liar.

Jarizod:
damn!!

That bish eez wasted

you obviously lack this thing we talking about bro. If you are not a teenager, then you must be a phoolish phool.

FrankValency:
another reason to reason ivyy ,she doesn't expose herslf, some end up with just 1 like

what is ivyy?

HighIQ:
No more tomato, one kongo of rice is now 600 naira and many others. Students like me can feel it. May God save us o.

goan plant tomatoes

bobo

RIPP

Tbells91 its like you live around that Aminkanle/Alaso side

Tashaa:
I really suffered in camp. I just couldn't wait to leave

the handsome guy didn't help you?





Who handsome guy epp sef?

ladyF:
Coke all the way!
It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

LadyF should get lost

mrlaw93:
What is CDQ? Is someone reciting the alphabet? Seriously, am confused.

after trying so hard to ignore you, I must confess that you are dull.

Mod don't ban me o

How many people certificate don help?

Merlissa:
Please tell me how this matter dey affect the price of meat in the market

I can't be taking panadol for another person's headache!


I need a date for tonight.. Who's interested

I am, provided that u gonna pay the bills.

nikkypearl:
no boyfriend,no worries !

go to the adverts section

RichYoungNigger:
You've transformed from a liar to a lion.

I have a degree in biology from Ohio state university.

So, plastic bags causes cancer ??

The Nigerian government should invest heavily on education.

your dad has successfully wasted his money.

MUVA:
Make she carry me go anywhere, I go follow.

But boss, check out the babe na? That's BEAUTY, BRAINS, CLASS & GRACE all in ONE!


I can't deal abeg, I've gotta StandByMIMZY she's got this.

cheap thing

Albert0011:
See wat apc has caused...click like if u believe it.

1, 000, 000 likes






****

Florblu:
And you actually made sense
It's not our fault
We want comfort and fulfillment

your "fulfillment" to some extent, is not in the hands of any man.


Wait! You said something made sense and yet, you gave an excuse for doing what's opposed to it. You don't look smart to me.

Who dem don epp?










In other news, today is my birthday please guys click like & share to show me love. I love ya'll

Adaure4ever:
This is for Village girls, and not for Sharpitos.
Nice one tho, Tosyne2much is like you are a badoo, but you look like a cool guy.
Cool Badoos *yummy*

What's this one even saying

Saraki, )ou again!!?

Booked!!

OP what then are you looking for in a relationship?

firstEVA:
Op you want to be the one to teach him how to do?


To me studs are are just studs, they should be allowed to serve their purpose then move onto the next.

They are just date or boyfriend material, definitely not husband material, marry him at your own peril.

You date the stud, then marry the good guy, simple.

please measure the diameter of your pussay and send it to me...
#NoPun
#JuuzCurious

There is a saying that goes thus;






Even if you put make-up on a pig, a pig is still a pig

Goke7:
Hello ma, the way you are bashing siasia is too harsh, what about the african Guardiola that ran away cos of Egypt, I think siasia should be commended for his bravery, was he disgraced? hell NO, can you blame siasia for the goals we conceded especially the one in Kaduna? That game was already won, siasia is just a victim of circimstance

The good joe has said it all, we don't have money now to employ any foreign coach abi dollar no scarce again?

The foundation of all this mess was not renewing keshi's contract after the world cup, amaju and his gang must go except we are doomed.

please with due respect, don't call Siasia bold, and stop saying he was a victim of circumstance. Hope you seriously got my point.

Cheers.

opeaceo:
1. "Nigerians are very passionate about football", this statement is true as the word true. You don't play a match in Osun (apologies to anyone who might find this offensive) and expect a huge turn out of fans. Location matters in our country.

2. For me, calling our men senior national team super chicken is atrocious, they have good days, they have bad days, but then, the average Nigerian insults at will, so it is excusable.

3. We've got talents in all ramifications, finding and grooming them is our biggest problem.

4. Using a " selected few" to determine our support for the national team is gross.

5. I am tired of thinking and typing.

Is playing a match in Lagos a sine qua non of a huge turn out of fans?

opeaceo:
In this situation of ours, someone would fly to Osun to watch a match? Is there an airport in Osun? Or do they risk their lives on the bad roads for the Super Eagles? Use your common sense man!!

Lolz this must be a teenager talking.

I notice you don't even understand yourself.

The 'Osun' in your first post was just an example (I guess you intentionally refused to use ur common sense before using that as an example). Let me ask you, is there even a good stadium in Osun where the Eagles could play? Or at least, did they play the match where The Pharaohs drew with our Eagles in Osun?
Think, why were there still only a handful of Nigerian supporters at the stands during the 1-1 draw with Egypt despite that it was played in a state where there was an Airport?

I didn't even mention anywhere in my post that it is a must you board an airplane, but I only gave the example of some Australian supporters who flew several kilometres from their native Australia just to watch their team play. I gave that example to zero your point that location is the reason why Nigerians don't show up in multitudes to support the Eagles, because that same 'location issue' affects every single supporter thought the world (if they were to watch the match at the stadium where its being played).

Also, what is with the ur statement ''do they risk their lives on the bad roads?''
Are those roads so bad that it is a guaranteed death sentence for anyone who embarks on a journey to support the Eagles?



I guess you are just too rude to read and think well before you reply posts. No pun intended

Ellimist:
My Easter is now complete.
Ask me why?

I've seen BatmanvSuperman

#Epic #Awemazing #Mindblown #Spazztastic

eyin butty sha

datguru:
I was on briefs and my girlfriend was on p*nts and br*a. We just lay down on the bed, talked for some time and slept off. NO SE*X. We woke up late in the evening, ate and started watching movies..

Pretty cool, huh ?

Okobo

opeaceo:
1. "Nigerians are very passionate about football", this statement is true as the word true. You don't play a match in Osun (apologies to anyone who might find this offensive) and expect a huge turn out of fans. Location matters in our country.

2. For me, calling our men senior national team super chicken is atrocious, they have good days, they have bad days, but then, the average Nigerian insults at will, so it is excusable.

3. We've got talents in all ramifications, finding and grooming them is our biggest problem.

4. Using a " selected few" to determine our support for the national team is gross.

5. I am tired of thinking and typing.

Traaaaassssh!!!!


Location matters in our country.. Location matters in all countries too, but you will see supporters travelling 19 hrs by flight from Australia to far Western Europe to watch a Champions League Qualification Match.. So what's the excuse ?


I'm also tired of typing, but not thinking