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99% will not return it!

So good to catch my fellow Uites here ...

Yoruba mums produce the best range of slaps: Igbati, Ifoti,Igbaju, Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Ibadi, Abara. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. Igbati will make you correct your wrong lesekese! The beauty of Ifoti is that you will confess your sins on the spot. Igbarun, Igbaju and Iforun will make you snitch on all those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. Abara and Iladi will make you pee in your new pants! Now Abara is the worst. This will make you do all of the above at once! God bless our parents for the good upbringing!

The igbatis will make one to see cloud 7 and its stars, what a sight to behold. Then, i thought i was being maltreated but it only makes me stronger. I love you Mum for all d Igbatis!!!

@Pamela Gold ...its your comment. Exposed body aids in getting stuffs which ends up being protected! I think i like that!

FOREIGN PAGE
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from Uk, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to
please him...But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:
*James silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because
marriage is all about
communication.
*Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry abt that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face
the fact that I am married.
*Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you
like in his cousin..

NAIJA PAGE !
My name is Talatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! No
insults oO

COMMENTS:
*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?
*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to
womanhood..shame on u.
*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?
*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for
me too, call my no 0708312455
*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii
*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger(pin mouth)
*which time chelsea match go start

True or False?

I like what i see too ...but its tempting!!! I always focus my mind these days to avoid getting into any temptation cos its everywhere ...but no matter how hard i try, ...ee no easy!

All d replies r as expected ...money is really tempting! It can change one's fortune overnight!

You have your original university Certificate,
original NYSC discharge certificate, your
original O'level certificate, your First School
Leaving Certificate, Birth Certificate, National ID
and International Passports, US Visa and
other belongings like cloths, books etc in
your traveling bag.

You entered a commercial bus,
while disembarking from the bus you
mistakenly carried another passenger's bag
that is exactly the same type with your own.

On getting to your destination you discover
that the bag you have carried is not your
own because instead of the certificates, books and
cloths you should have in that bag, what you
are seeing now is $200,000 (two hundred thousand US dollars).

What will you do?

@Pamela Gold, now i am suspecting u ...

Pamela Gold: not that i am supporting them, but if their bodies are not exposed, they wouldn't have those expensive stuffs

Girls of today would never seize to amuse me. They hold the most expensive phones and because they know their worth, if you check the phones, its well covered with a phone-case. Check the screen, its well guarded with a screen guard. Check even the keys, they are well protected with a keypad-protector. And ironically, they walk the streets with their bodies well exposed. WHY

Se.xy brea.sts and nipP.LES are more valuable than brains and principLES, these days. And that's why more Nigerians on DSTV watched Big Brother Africa than CNN. And that's how we got here.

That's why you pay for V.VIP for a D'Banj show and think that a class or book is too expensive.

That's why you spend more time on UISU page and think reading a book is a waste of time

She wants a sound and responsible guy, she's fine, she has a wardrobe of designer clothes, but no library or a book of her own.

He wants to be like Dangote yet has no knowledge of business

And then, we stumbled upon CNN while searching for MTV, and I asked her if she knows what's happening in Syria, and she asked me, "do you mean cereal"?

I asked him if he read the story on how Timber can be used to develop our economy, saidly he replied, Timberland is out of fashion. SMH!!

I'm coming..

I asked my cousin the last time he read a book, and he said "before the ASUU strike".

At 4 points by Sheraton yesterday, someone offered to buy me an over priced bottle of Moet's Rose Champagne, he said he's been a follower, and in turn, asked for a discount to attend my development workshop. I laughed and asked him, so when you popped this third champagne, did you ask for a discount?

And that explains what's happening...

No matter what you have, you are what you value more. Poor People going NOWHERE value entertainment, people growing RICH value education.

America is the entertainment capital of the world, with trillions of dollars in debt. China is the industrial capital of the world with the fastest growing economy. America or China, which is the model?

We can get it right:

Trust me, there's a huge potential here, even in a growing country of 150 million people managed by mediocre and leaders of nuisance value, if ONLY you and your team can stand out, we can go further ahead as we're building minds, businesses, people and brands.

The revolution is here.
Empty your pocket in your brain and future.

I need a dislike button!!! Can Seun please make one specially for me?

Dont know if anyone is also experiencing this; i subscribed for d 3-day plan dis afternoon n browsed on my pc for 30mins n disconnected; i later reconnected around 5:15pm, it connected but i couldnt browse! I checked my remaining bundle, i still ve 230MB!
I later subscribed for d 10MB daily plan but still d same problem; i still cant access d internet, but it does connect!
Anyone experiencing this n ow did u go about it?

Dont know if anyone is also experiencing this; i subscribed for d 3-day plan dis afternoon n browsed on my pc for 30mins n disconnected; i later reconnected around 5:15pm, it connected but i couldnt browse! I checked my remaining bundle, i still ve 230MB!
I later subscribed for d 10MB daily plan but still d same problem; i still cant access d internet, but it does connect!
Anyone experiencing this n ow did u go about it?

Dont know if anyone is also experiencing this; i subscribed for d 3-day plan dis afternoon n browsed on my pc for 30mins n disconnected; i later reconnected around 5:15pm, it connected but i couldnt browse! I checked my remaining bundle, i still ve 230MB!
I later subscribed for d 10MB daily plan but still d same problem; i still cant access d internet, but it does connect!
Anyone experiencing this n ow did u go about it?

If Mozilla Firefox ain't your default browser, then you are missing! In as much as it has varied capabilities, its add-ons flexibility is the reason why i can't make it my number 2 browser! Opera used to be my best, but Firefox is now the default!

Nice

Need to trace my stolen blackberry; help needed!

@Andrew and others, kindly help pls! I just need d location of d bb. Tnx.

I need help on how i can know the locations my stolen bb came on at! It was stolen on the 6th of June and the thief stole my wallet (i have my school ID Card in it; school stress) and my little Nokia 1202 along with it! Its really painful cos have downloaded my project materials on the bb!

Is there anyone who can unlock tђξ Huawei E367? It has a different algorithm unlike tђξ regular modems ...anticipating!

@All If one patches 4663x, will it work like 4669x

@pitodenz pls i will also appreciate the YF n yellow. Here is my mail kwamb2g@yahoo.com

@segunfms & @microgiant plz kindly send me the tp for soccer durban since blind scanning on w3a wont bring in new stations unless u add the tp. Here is my mail kwamb2g@yahoo.com

All in the spirit of FTA. Thanks.

How I wish I was the first to post a contributive comment in Season 4, anyhow thank God we got here.
@ All, thanks for your great contribution in previous seasons. Looking forward to great & intuitive posts ,

@jujukemist seems u are still online, plz can explain how a motorised dish works; thanks.

@litaninja we are even close to eachother, i will notify u when am ready, thanks.

Zainab dey rock oooo, it just wont stop

Skyfire is a normal browser, if only u can get the editable

Everyone needs info, but lack the means to get it
But things must be kept coded so it lasts, u understand

@Zenus thanks for d info
@Borderline thanks also, seems i will go for a motorised 1.8m dish then, can u give me price specification for the dish
@alancruise From lyngsat, seems that sirius ans w3a has similar stations, but it seems u are right, i reside in Ogun State, close to Canaan Land, i use 90cm dish and i get stations like mbc's, malagasy, 2stv,stv1, RTS, tv miramar, go africa,future tv etc

Can any also tell me why some stations on Sirius4 like RTS, 2STV etc cracks during the day, is it because i use a 90cm dish; should i buy another big dish like 1m or 1.2m