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Beeman1:
And it's that herdsman ur Lord trump was busy calling sir. jump in to lagoon before frustration kills u. Ipod zombie.

Brainless grasshopper

These people do not know that Buhari is a herdsman.

Thegeneralqueen:
Buy drinks for her dad and a piece of gold maybe like that of 250k for her mum hope it helps

This is how Patience Ozokwor started

Missclassy is not an attention freak

God's fridge don dey leak

Tapout:
Bros relax na, that one is different.

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Weight na weight oga

3free2:
For nine years I've struggled to eliminate family interference from my home but unfortunately I've not been able to

Why struggle? Just decide and if they're not comfortable with your decision then they should take their daughter. Life is very simple

3free2:
My father in-law and his wife call the shot

Because you allowed them bro, report him to his kinsmen, church and tell them to warn him to remove his nose from your business

3free2:
when I resist my wife promptly takes side with them claiming that I'm being disrespectful.

To be a man, you must step on toes when necessary. What is wrong with disrespecting people who do not respect you? Let your wife take any side she wants, just don't change your mind, don't look face and don't say sorry.

3free2:
From the onset I pleaded with my own family to allow us chat our own path, learn from our mistakes and grow together in love. This has backfired on me because my wife did not do same with her family

Tell your wife what you want, how you want it and stand your ground, don't give in to her manipulations. And if her parents interfer then tell them to their face to leave you to run your family the way you want.

3free2:
I can't consider breakup, I don't want my kids to grow in a broken home

Not necessary unless your wife is stubborn and foolish.

3free2:
The problem is worse presently only God can show me the way out of this mess.

God cannot do for a man what he has already empowered him to do. Sit down, think and decide and then tell your wife to fall in, if she refuses then let her go. No be africa we dey? Let's see how long she can stay with her parents before running back to you. Only then will she know that her parents never really loved her as they claim.

3free2:
Some might say I was weak from the onset, but some women can be manipulative and cunning

Ofcourse you are. Being manipulatable makes you weak but it doesn't matter. Stand up and say "NO, MY MUMU DON DO" and mean it.

3free2:
I in a cage right now, I desperately need help before the worst happens.

You are free like a bird bro, nobody caged you. Just be a man in every sense of it. Be insensitive when need be, be strong like a lion and wise like a serpent.

Headlesschicken:
Still tryna decipher what d so called designer could have smoked before making that dress.....

Dry jegemi

Tapout:
na wah o.. and I carried one bag sometime last year and had muscle pull.

But I sure say you fit carry woman wey heavy like one bag and half and nothing will happen, interest in the work matters. Anyways, stop eating Indomi in the morning and spagheti in the night

Hhenryy:
wait until you get a wife and she starts depriving and frustrating your sex life then you will know what that guy is saying is not trash .

male circumsicion is a healthy practice and has many medical benefits. But female circumcision is not a healthy practice and it poses a lot of health risks. even the Bible and Qur'an are both silent on the issue of female circumcision.

Examples?

To be a man is not easy

alimaa:
I don't know anyone to report to, her stay has increased my daily expenses.

This isn't difficult as you think but first I need to know why she's there.

Does she work?

Is she there to search for work?

What does she do during the day when everybody must have gone to work?

friendlyadvice:
well e no fine before so nothing spoil

respect yourself

This is funny

They don't have official repair centers in Nigeria but you can easily order for replacement parts online and have them changed for you.

This is sad and funny

Cutehector:
Of course they will want to protect their name at the detriment of the victims.

The initial report didn't make sense bro. It is possible that some of the girls were raped during the "robbery attack" but saying that the attackers were just there to rape doesn't make any sense.

UyaiIncomparabl:
For me, I find no sin in doing this. Live and let live.

Lols, even those that sell people's children see no sin in it.

Kingsley1000:
Thats the period most ladies are on heat

Then she should goan buy a hand fan to fan herself.

Lalas247:
Op is Right
They get no pleasure whatsoever .. sole purpose is for child birth
You can kiss and caress till kingdom come they won’t even get wet ... friend of mine has it .. but she had no choice in the matter think it’s certain tribes that do it
Not sure if it’s common though

This is so not true. Arousal is caused by a complex dance of hormones and pheromones that are being released from female glands and not clits. So they do get aroused, get wet but may not enjoy sex.

I said "may" because FGM is of three types, those with type 1 and 2 enjoy sex like every other person but I'm not sure of typo 3.

Lexusgs430:
And why is that? You love Umidigi too?

I use one, my third Umi device and I haven't experienced any software issue.

fibonacci2526:
Bad software experience, lemme run away before Lexusgs430 go come find me.

You don't know what you're saying

MrRichmond:
Wow... so for guys it's called circumcision but for ladies we have to call it female genital mutilation

Double standards eh?

Lols. Tells you much about the society we live in. It is ok for a guy to be circumcised despite the fact that it exposes him to dryness, injury, risk of erectile disfunction etc but once a woman is involved it changes from circumcision to FGM. Even the dudes talking trash up there were all circumcised but they think it is normal.

Uncircumcised vagina is among the ugliest thing on earth though.

Angelparadise:
The most important of all , it prevent the most deadly illness which is HIV and AIDs. but I don't practice it . I heard guys are addict in it

This one you're defending yourself when nobody is accusing you, I hope it's not what I am thinking?

People should learn to lie responsibly. Haba

No. Though I fought boys and beat up girls during my primary school days because of my junior brother. Touch him and you will answer to me.

That was in primary school, I didn't fight any student in secondary school because my brother was in a different school but I fought a lady when I was in a SS1.

It was the day I competed for a higher belt somewhere near UNN. I have successfuly won every test and was thoroughly exhausted when the lady was brought to combat with me. I almost fainted because she was twice my senior(older than me and two belts ahead of me) guy, babe was good.

What saved me from her attacks were my long legs and speed and the fact that I didn't bother to attack unless she is well exposed otherwise I would have returned with a broken bone.

This is why I tell guys that the only time you're not allowed to hit a woman no matter what is if she knows karate.

ranmoor:
The truth is almost every women prefer not to have mother-in-law.

May they never live to see the day their sons will marry.

HeWrites:


RELIGION, the biggest SCAM in NIGERIA.

DON'T blame religion for people's brainlesness.

blacq2009:
A lady told me she can tell if she's 2 hours pregnant. That she doesn't need the conventional pregnancy signs to know. Is it true?

Go back and ask her