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CyynthiaKiss:
Those police men over there are looking so frustrated.

All of them no get sense at all.

akinzgist:
Nigerian lady, Rita Geofrey has taken to her Instagram page to send an SOS alert to the public with the claim that she has been locked up by her brothers and has been in detention for close to three days.

Why?

makydebbie:
Yes baby, come to baby.

Chai....... I need Merlin's powers now

I think it is Fayosemi

izzou:


Fix long hairs. Bleach their skins. Apply unnecessary makeups allover

This here is the reason my friend asked one girl out twice without knowing that she was same girl he asked out after she finished preaching to him one evening like. She was totally different, she wore no makeup the first day and was on natural hair. Funny thing is that she is more beautiful without the makeup.

makydebbie:
I've missed you joor.

ewwww! *starts packing* Ghana here I come

Anigreat:






Useless man!


God knows the highest amount i can spend on any stupid girl is N500 and that's after i might fucck you excess.

You fvck stupid girls? You sure say you too no stupid?

SenselessIdiot:
Flat heads and afonjas are the two worst shits that ever happened to Nigeria

I agree with you completely because these two tribes produced two terrorist organisations that have been terrorising Nigeria.

makydebbie:
When will you have sense.

Yesterday

Edoigho:
Please Dear Christians Here I Always Dream Of Having Sex With Faces Familier To Me In The Dream..And Dream Of Going Back To My Primary School.Please Any Intepretation Here Please

I have a few questions.
1. Do you have a girlfriend?

2. Do you think about sex often?

3. Does it happen every night? If no then can you think of the days it happened to see if you did something similar and perhaps unusual?

Nikemylover:
It was based on trust.
People are very heartless and wicked

Undocumented partnership with a lady based on trust? Or is it because the money is small?

Elder001:
your status is good.

The topic here is the value of virginity oga, leave my status alone.

I have just shown you how much a lady made from selling that useless thing, now show us your networth let's see how much 21st century science and technology has given you.

Elder001:
Sorry kid.. this is the 21st century not the stone age.

Of what use is virginity to humanity? noting.

I'm not surprised at your post.
The things that are preserved by UNESCO are usually old things that are important to humanity. .

People are investing in science and technology while Africans are attaching importance to useless things like virginity.


Primitive is an overstatement.

A lady made £2.2M buy selling that useless thing to a business man.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5088459/Model-19-sells-virginity-2-MILLION.html

Now kindly show us your 21st century total net worth let's see.

Mosebolatan26:
Oga shes nt cheating. .try to do some pre-intimacy b4 making love..stress sometimes causes lack of interest in sex and makes d hole loose or even over anticipation but men wunt understand. .

Anticipation makes anus loose? This is a sufficient reason to faint.

Cynie42:
I don't want to hurt my bf anymore and I don't want to hurt this guy too, he has bin nice to me...pls what's ur take on this, what do you advice i should do?

This is the spirit of oloshoism speaking in you

isidiwent:
You can beat your wife very well without battering her. I mean how to beat the woman you truly love if she offends you..

These are the beautiful ways..

(1) Instead of beating her, use your beating energy to fight SARS or mobile police.

How is this a way to beat her?

isidiwent:
(2) Whenever she offends you, meet her, correct her, tell her fault, forgive her, love her & make love to her that night.

And rape her if she is not in the mood right.

isidiwent:
(3) If she offends you, leave the house, take a stroll, when your mind is at rest, talk to her & make peace .

(4) Just show her true love.

(5) Just show her true love.

I pray God to bless you with a bad wife so that we'll see if this your advice works

STENON:
You can sit but please I won't share my popcorn with you (lol)

I promise I won't touch you it

STENON:
I must learn

Shift make I sit

LoJ:
The more I read topics on nairaland romance section, the less I believe in this illusion called marriage.

From all indications mariage is a very bad investment. Is this thing called marriage worth all the stress and energy put into it?

Perhaps you should stop entering cars and buses too since nobody has ever posted that a bus s/he was in successfuly took them to their destination. All we read about daily is accidents.

Innobee99:
I pray God touches my hrt over night cuz she's coming tomorrow evening

Bro, don't let her come. Call her and tell that you won't be available tomorrow and then cut her off from your life completely.

I know it hurts but you have a reason to thank God. She lost someone that loves her and you lost someone that hates you, so who is losing?

Forget her and keep going, the future is better and clearer. She has just taught you something that will help you in your next relationship.

37years old and mother of 8? I thought it was in the olden days that people born that many children.

Interesting

barallanee:
wats all dis.. see wat joke has caused.. Pls let it end, u dnt knw me ah dnt knw u...

LWKMD. we are not fighting dear. It is just a question

barallanee:
lol, my best is twitter and instagram, my worst is facebook

You dey talk too much?

She was impregnated by a sex doll

Facebook is my best, followed closely by Nairaland.
Abeg what is Snapchat?

Even the evil spirits from china cannot scam me using his Email or Mynd's email.

Vianna:
So I have this guy we've been dating for almost a year now. Rich, caring and good looking. But the problem is he doesn't last long before cum**ng meaning I'm not always satisfied. It takes a lady an average 20min of good sex to reach orgasm but for me its near impossible.

What drugs/ herbs can he take

Or what can he do to improve on this. Any tip he can also use during sex? Thanks a lot.

Why don't you look for drugs to take so that you can cum early? Must he be the one to suffer because you're not satisfied? You want to place him on drugs because you're too stingy to let go of ordinary cum? Is that it?

I doubt if Nigeria has ever praticed true democracy

mhisbliss:
Because Beyonce is clearly more beautiful than what jayz could hope for, yet he got her

This doesn't make any sense, even as a joke.

erictus:
Not your fault bro. I know how playboy thinks. you just did that. everyone can't be like you who sleep with anything underskirt. please, let me be.

Radarada. The emboldened is what we want from you. Go fix your shits and stop disturbing us. You want to jet out of this country with black mentality devoid of progress and good thing and nah the same Nigerians you dey ask for advice. Guy, becareful.