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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Suffered A Painful Betrayal By Someone You Trusted? by Tallesty1(m): 8:46am On Sep 28, 2016

Mine happened in a restaurant

Politics › Re: We Deserve What We Get In Nigeria by Tallesty1(m): 8:45am On Sep 28, 2016

Wetin do you for night

Romance › Re: Romancelanders! I Need Your Help Urgently On This!! by Tallesty1(m): 8:39am On Sep 28, 2016

This one nah jump up and select

Travel › Re: Chinese Investors Endorse Air Peace Flight Operations, Seek Partnership by Tallesty1(m): 8:37am On Sep 28, 2016

sarrki:
Mama Peace don hammer

Supporters of this criminals

Keep hailing & wailing

Your brain is being fingered again

Crime › Re: "Don't Worry, I Have Condoms" - Rapists Escapee Narrates by Tallesty1(m): 8:32am On Sep 28, 2016

Firstlieutenant:
Those rapists get good taste no doubt! But e for good if to say dem catch dem, maybe dem for turn out to be roasted cadavers.

The beating wey dem for give am will be his favorite taste till death. grin

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Sports › Re: Emeka Okafor Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by Tallesty1(m): 8:27am On Sep 28, 2016

Have you seen where a chartered accountant is scolding his son?

This is how it goes.

You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!

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Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Called Fan 'internet Thug Poverty Stricken Little Gay Bitch' See Why by Tallesty1(m): 7:27am On Sep 28, 2016

All these on top one person head?

Celebrities › Re: Kenyan Mom Caused Tension Aft Threatening To Kill Her Child So As 2 Get Married by Tallesty1(m): 7:25am On Sep 28, 2016

Recession hits common sense in Kenya grin

Family › Re: I Am In A Deep Financial Mess by Tallesty1(m): 7:23am On Sep 28, 2016

I am ahead of you on this one grin

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Blames Recession On Jonathan (dailytrust) by Tallesty1(m): 7:20am On Sep 28, 2016

sarrki:
Who him for blame before

He caused all this mess

Jonathan os one of the error Nigeria made

Since independent

He was the president in 1984 right?

Politics › Re: 'Abdulmutallab, US Bomber To Vote In Edo' by Tallesty1(m): 7:18am On Sep 28, 2016

ReneeNuttall:
Am sincerely hoping and praying that tmrrws election don't get bloody.

He who's supposed to answer that prayer has lost interest in Nigeria.

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Science/Technology › Re: 3 Parents Can Now Give Birth To 1 Child........ New Discovery. by Tallesty1(m): 7:15am On Sep 28, 2016

Wow

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Celebrities › Re: Taxicab Driver Gains National Praise For Returning A Bag Containing N170k by Tallesty1(m): 7:13am On Sep 28, 2016

Good

Politics › Re: Lagos State Deserves World Class Sea Ports - Ambode by Tallesty1(m): 7:11am On Sep 28, 2016

Fix those roads asap

Christianity Etc › Re: Only KDF Uses This Gun In Africa , It Costs More Than A Car by Tallesty1(m): 7:10am On Sep 28, 2016

Phew

Christianity Etc › Re: BIAFRA: Let My People Go, Prophet Nwoko Tells Buhari by Tallesty1(m): 5:06am On Sep 28, 2016

Biafra issue no dey allow some people to get good sleep again. Alotta them even struggle to break the news first.

Interesting.

Romance › Re: Do I Look Like An Ogbanje? by Tallesty1(m): 4:57am On Sep 28, 2016

Are you not an Ogbanje?

Romance › Re: 10 Terrifying Vagina Facts (no Guy Knows Them) by Tallesty1(m): 4:43am On Sep 28, 2016

The thread says Vaginas but nah bats I dey see in the picture

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Romance › Re: She Wants A Tall, Dark 'n Handsome Man by Tallesty1(m): 8:58pm On Sep 27, 2016

Nah APC and PDP breast she get

Phones › Re: My Conversation With Google Allo Robot by Tallesty1(m): 8:20pm On Sep 27, 2016*

The assistant is polite and more mature than the OP.

BUHARI GO HEAR AM.

A teacher asked his students, 1+1=?

A student stood up and said 4.

A man passing by overheard the answer.

He shook his head and said to himself

"My God, Buhari will not kill us in this country. Every thing has increased, Transport fare, fuel price, nomination forms, WAEC, NECO, JAMB Form, Kero, Gass, Marriage, Beans, Tomatoes, Garri, Rice, Data, Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to be 4!!!

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Politics › Re: Proof Of Evidence On Allegation Of Budget Fraud Documents Released.picture by Tallesty1(m): 7:17am On Sep 26, 2016

shikshark:
Why is it that no good news is emanating from this National Assembly?

I will tell you.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

Now back to your question, you know that these guys alway drink water when they gather, you do right?

That's the reason they always come up with poo anytime they're in the news.

Politics › Re: Sex For Food Rocks IDPs Camps, Female IDPs Offer Camp Officials Sex – NOI Polls by Tallesty1(m): 6:57am On Sep 26, 2016

Smellymouth:
On the last day, na so people go see me entering Heaven majestically and they will ask the same Quesshion==> "How did Smello make it before us?"

Na the same reply I go give them...

Na GOD Ooo..

You....? Enter heaven?

Abeg goan sleep again because e dey clear say sleep never finish for your eyes

Business › Re: Nigeria Loses N6.33tr To Naira Devaluation. The Guardian by Tallesty1(m): 6:54am On Sep 26, 2016

Jonathan forced Buhari to devalue the Naira - Lai Mohammed

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Politics › Re: Awolowo's Letter From Prison To Aguiyi Ironsi Pressing For His Release by Tallesty1(m): 6:53am On Sep 26, 2016

TooNoisy:
This really shows who this great man was. The best president Nigeria never had, a man that spent his life pursuing the development of our nation and yes he paid a hefty price.

What's this one saying sef?

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Politics › Re: I Can’t Predict When Recession Will End – Finance Minister by Tallesty1(m): 6:49am On Sep 26, 2016

Smellymouth:
"..To facilitate the recovery of the economy from recession, Adeosun said about N770bn had been channelled into the economy for various capital projects this year.."

Just negodu..Nooooo!! Just Negodu..

770 Billion!! Una go just dey call the money like say na only una get the money or like say the money na counterfeit ..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gBGKxFq.gif

Infact, Buhari should just sell this country and give us our share.. Ayam tired!!

With my share, I fit relocate go Bahamas...

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Phones › Re: Umi Super Euro Edition: A Comprehensive Review. by Tallesty1(op): 6:44am On Sep 26, 2016

CODEEATER:
How much is it in Nigeria..

It should be around 70k

Phones › Re: You Will Hadly See A SAMSUNG Phone Without A Broken Screen.....bt Y? by Tallesty1(m): 5:46pm On Sep 25, 2016

Mattex001:
That's pure misinformation, I have changed the outta glass on my previous phones S3 and S4 countless times!

You probably don't know it's possible to change the outta glass without tempering the inner LCD screen

Go watch some YouTube videos.
I'm about to change the outta glass of my note 3 because I noticed a small crack just yesterday and my middle button key is not very responsive again.. I called my engineer and he said it's ₦3000 to change the outta glass, I have ordered the middle button from aliexpress for $1 when it arrives I'll take it to him.

So it's very possible to change the outta glass, although just a few engineers knows how to go about this, they have a special machine which heats up the glue btw the glass and the inner LCD.

Calm down oga, I have owned both the screen separator and screen laminating machines.

I don't need to watch YouTube movies to know what used to do for a living.

S3 and s4 are just two out of many Samsung Phones.

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Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala May Be Nursing Presidential Ambition by Tallesty1(m): 2:43pm On Sep 25, 2016

Cutehector:
She"ll end up getting 1vote

I disagree

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Phones › Re: You Will Hadly See A SAMSUNG Phone Without A Broken Screen.....bt Y? by Tallesty1(m): 12:29pm On Sep 25, 2016

kowalsky:
Pray for me to become a senator first. If it happens, ill buy you a container load of gs7.. Lol

Hahaha.

Online abi offline senator?

Supposing I want to buy it in that condition, how much would you sale it?

Phones › Re: Girl Sells Her Belongings To Buy Iphone7 by Tallesty1(m): 6:28am On Sep 25, 2016

Guys wasting money on girls that do not respect them since the time Adam first saw Eve.

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Politics › Re: We Won’t Attend Proposed Summit, N’delta Leaders Tell Buhari by Tallesty1(m): 6:26am On Sep 25, 2016

sarrki:
The leaders are as confused as the followers

But not jobless as you

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