₦airaland Forum

You are high on Mountain Dew

Demigods:
Dude stop being blind Christianity is a scam.

I enjoy being scamed

E remain small make the woman dey transparent.

Flets:
What is the essence of tracking when you lose it all after their phones are switched off?.... yet they succeed in blowing up over 40 Nigerians.

The so called tracking was useless and shouldn't be referenced. Besides, which non existent tracking system is he even talking about?

Imagine what elrufai would have tweeted if someone under the PDP led govt made such statement a few months back?

Have you not noticed that APC is doing exactly thesame thing they accused PDP of?


These guys think Nigerians are dumb like them.

blueto:
"an attack against boko haram is an attack to the north" - Buhari

Because they are our misguided brothers

CallMeMadMan:
Na joke be this? This OP Na mad person

Your partner

"Our Normal Business"?




This ain't funny no more

Like seriously why are you asking?


Is nairaland his village? Or do we look like his kinsmen??

Not advisable.

Ok

itunity007:
30k cash i need d fone bajee

You tried bro but 30k no fit carry am.

And the dog no bite am?



Abi the dog sef nah rons-dog

Not necessary

Lamentations chapter 1 verse 9

You won't understand

Righteously foolish

Then grow a dick

londongal03:
wtf! I need a gun...somebody give me a gun

But God said we should not Bleep before getting married.



And you Bleep

The are still the lovely part of creation




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falconey:
I was 14......crushing on people's wives.

Hahahahahahahahhahahah.


Guy you are really funny.....


@Op, my first serious crush was a rev sister. I was 16 then.

The lambs are now feeding peter

Your vibrator don spoil again bah?

Answer this question.




Do You Really Need A Girlfriend

Crazy

Moustache:
It somehow looks like pussyNa kitten nt kitty-cat....MOD TAKE NOTE

You have a sexy imagination

Between you and God, your parents, siblings etc.


But if nah unto relationship level then you are on your own.

Love in relationship has been replaced with convenience.

He was on his own jeje when you carry your wahala go meet him bah?

27yeas is too early to get mixed with someone that will frustrate you sexually and walk away with your money.

ahsekeena:
Anyama! Until we go to a certified dentist for oral hygiene check,u aint going down!


Infact,thorough medical check up!

So that u will give me a disease that u've probably been carrying for the past 10years without knowing?!



Lai lai.


That's my own reason. Thankyou

But that place is the headquarter of both curable and incurable diseases

What's special about him?

doublewisdom:
So how come Saraki outsmarted Tinubu his 'god'? What a slowpoke of a god.

Maybe the god was collecting sacrifices somewhere when Saraki made the move.