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I think they have asthma

PunkyBrewster:
Her boobs look..."shy".

God works in mysterious ways.

Y'know the other day I heard some ladies talking pains of childbirth and stuff women pass through during pregnancy and I was like has any of these girls ever got caught by a Zipper?

This place belongs to the army

Some of them are like onions, you open the bra and the content will make you cry.

Some will just face ground like a shy-sick-fowl.

I thank whoever invented bra sha, s/he saved us from eye-cancer.

Who cares?

I have seen, temporal ones sha

Another reason to marry them.

Sarimah:
trust me...you'll feel irritated

I do, and I believe you won't do that to me

Nigerian husbands are like goal keepers, Nobody talks about all the awesome saves they made but make one goal try enter net, nah then you go know say their wives they watch. It is pathetic tbh.

Likewise husbands, some will complain sotey they will forget what they are complaining about.

When you make a joke about how he can’t fix anything, it registers and he will always remember. When you complain that he doesn’t listen to what you say, etc, he doesn’t find it funny. When you criticize him in public he feels shamed. After a while, these remarks begin to chip away at his trust in you as his loving partner.

When he gets tired and snap, they will cry murder and call all Nigeria men unromantic and uncaring.

If you want your partner to be giving you the "Egg Treatment" 24/7 then you should start giving him/her the treatment first, chances are they will learn with time.

Don't just sit-down and hope and wish, it is in your hands.

Dunno for them oo, especially those old and ugly ones wey government no fit sack again.

Well he is telling the truth.


I think I know the spirit that fell on him.


It is called KONJI.

No Church is the best.

Sarimah:
wash keh?

na u go tire

Tire ke, besides nah for night so I may not even notice anything.

MissSlimbody:
Sometimes, the calculation fails.

It can either come earlier than the expected date or later.

I will get the gods of my fathers involved.

One good thing bout marrying this bae is that you don't av to spend money on FANs and ACs anymore, cause the air that comes out of her NOSE is the Freshest of all air

Trendy247:
oh men! See her V-mobile

No network there so u better common ur eyes.

Sarimah:
hehehehe

u no wan hear story that touches the heart

yes nah.



Else nah to go wash am.

MissSlimbody:
You? Cry?

You get tears for eyes @all?

What do you want me to tell the op?

Sarimah:
lol
I pray ooo

You pray?


You sef!.


Well such can't happen sha because I go sidon carry my pen and paper calculate when she dey see am and when she no dey see am b4 I go fix the date

I will go to a corner and cry my eyes out.

I failed some sha but that doesn't mean I have a dirty mind.



What I have is a matured mind with some adult contents or you can say that I av a sexy imagination.

Mynd44:
Attend relationship counselling courses. Be sure to bring Dmcdad along ooo

Time sir.

No time for relationship counselling.

You and Tosyn2much should marry already.

Meanwhile "I don't love you, I am with you cause of the kids" is being recited daily in some homes in Naija.

Mynd44:
Girls say the same thing about me. They say I am not caring

Mine is romantic.





What shall we do?

From what I read I fink you are far from being silly.



Rejoice man.

If in the end she still has the energy to ask for thank you

ndukwejoe:
After sex with my wife, i normally tell her, "Thank you". Sometimes, i forget and she would remind me to tell her the usual Thank you which i will oblige.

Guys, i want to here from you.

NB: This is for men, not boys. Thanks

then you obviously didn't do a thing right.

tobechi74:
I read a false bibleremix which says God created a woman first before adam

At the same time Jehovah created Adam, he created a woman first , Lilith, who like Adam was taken from the earth. She was given to Adam as his wife. But there was a dispute between them about a matter that when it came before the judges had to be discussed behind closed doors. She spoke the unspeakable name of Jehovah and vanished


anyway, na propaganda from apc

That's A Feminist Bible.

engrtee:
theoretically women could exist on there own because they are able to give birth.

I would they will just pack unah go one side make we rest.

engrtee:
in fact we are all women until the male hormones kick in and we become men

Kataway. No, you are all unfertilized eggs until.....

engrtee:
So the truth is, all men were once women, and thus all men come from women (not the other way around!)

and only a few were able to develop into full humans.

engrtee:
as an embryo, everyone is “female” until the Y chromosome kicks in about 6-8 weeks after conception.

Joke aside, All embryos are not female at conception. The egg recieves one sex chromosome from the mother, and since the mother has two X chromosomes, the egg will get one of these X chromosomes. At that point, it is neither male nor female, just an unfertilized egg. When a sperm joins with the egg, it will donate one sex chromosome -- either an X or a Y chromosome. The newly concieved embryo will be a girl if the father's sperm cell donates an X, (the embryo will be XX), and it will be a male if the sperm donates a Y (the embryo will be XY). It's the luck of the draw whether the sperm that fertilizes the egg has an X or Y chromosome in it from the father. Thanks.

Neyoor:
We are disappointed in u already, you said more than this in 2011 and nothing good comes out of ur clueless life.

Or you've forgotten you had no shoe?

Jonathan, Time up!


Sai Buhari jare..........

Your choice of words is terrible sir.

That man you are talking about is your dad's mate and he is a million miles ahead of you and your entire village so show him some respect.

Clerverly:
Sorry Sir, We Cant squander another four years in Vain! Take your Tears to Otuoke!

We Nigerians Have Decided To Take Our Destiny Into Our Hands By Voting For Change and That Change Is Muhammadu Abuchi Buhari!!!

You and Who is The WE that have decided?

Abeg speak for yourself and yourself alone.

Tajbol4splend:
Honestly I'm using 3gig mtn at just 1000naira

Oga how did u do the magic?