₦airaland Forum

xcapizt:
Yeah, I just decided to take a knee.

Life's not fair to anybody. Sometimes she can be such a BIG BIATCH!

Hahahaha.


It can be fare sometimes.



It knocked me down recently.


But I decided to ly down there and take a nap instead of getting back to my feet asaply.


Any position one finds himself is still good for something

MizMyColi:
hehehehehe

Issokay, biko changee zianu o
Expecting another rib cracking one
Lolz


Errrr, have you liked my profile pin sure, ayaf liked your own tay tay

This my sister sef.


You suppose don dey understand the way I dey take communicate nah.

You no see the "I Like" in my previous comment?

The I was an error sha, I wanted to type 1 Like.

missberrypop5:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, no be small thing o. O di kwa mma

Ahhh!


So ị bụ onye igbo?

Nsogbu ọbụla adirozi be that.


I agree to be your nwane.

Vikkyk10:
abi na d tin wy provoke me b dat.

I don't blame you.




I would have done thesame thing if I were you.

MizMyColi:
I just looked at your profile picture again and I'm wondering; Why in God's green Nairaland did I like this picture

Lols.....



Maybe because you were happy to know that your bro is financially responsible.

Gotta change that picture anyways.

I like.

xcapizt:
Hahaha. No wonder you didn't find me, my asss was in hell this pass few days.

It feels good to know you cared to check tho!

I was thinking maybe you decided to be in ghost mode.


Hope life is fair to you.

Vikkyk10:
he said he thought i was okay

Silly Excuse

missberrypop5:
Hehehehehehe, bros his brand no deh nigeria. Specially made for me. Berrysweets.

Automatic Brother-Zoning.




*walks out in annoyance*

The Only Place I haven't Searched for you is in Heaven and Hell.

Vikkyk10:
i dìd d reasn ws dt i was sick and admìttd 4 a week,i cald my boo and told im,truout my stay ìn d hospital,he didnt cal neither did he text

What was his reason for not calling?

missberrypop5:
hahahahahaha, sweets calm down. Ah, We only bumped into each other. Its not that thing you think it is.

Which brand?

Tom Tom. Trebor, Butter Mint, Milkose, abi............??

Vikkyk10:
Hm,smtyms i regrets,cos dt guy helpd me wt my buks,he was such a good and nice guy.Hm,dse days ar gone now

Who dumped who and why?

A pastor may father your first child if you are not careful.

Fabdedon:
auch.. Victim..i do get my hair cut in saturday evening so i look fresh on sundays..

Bursted

SirHouloo:
Obo don finish for Idanre na.
We don smart mhen....

Yes oo......


You know you are financially responsible when broke ladies think that you are stingy.

tosyne2much:
No form of addiction is good

Most Gamblers womanize, smoke and shack alcohol.



They are well loaded.

Fabdedon:
and also.. They man of the house has inserted sim card into the slot she needs to adjust to make equation balanced

*faints*

Fabdedon:
tosyne2much,
chibwike,
mizmycoli
naijaboiy
eroticangelina,
iceberylin
tallesty1
neldrizzy
kachisbarbie
Come and mark this pls

Spot on bro...


How about those that go to church to show off new clothes or hair style.

#sighs.



Bros nah rest of mind.


The vigils they kept while praying and speaking in 66 tongues to get a husband has stopped.

Fasting and praying and drinking holy water and anointing oils has stopped too............

Alot of pressure tends to drop off once a they get married. They are no longer under pressure to remain in shape to attract a good partner.

Those who are married to the "devils" seem to get fatter too, because they eat everything eatable, including frustration.

The funny thing is that while they are getting fatter.

The men are getting bald heads and serious hips.

chibwike:
Me or you?

Me........

Well it depends on how you define prostitution.

Most ladies are directly or indirectly into it............

All these girls that are fond of begging for something when their men is in the mood is are prostitutes.

A girl that is sleeping with a married man is a prostitute.

A girl that fvcks for material gains is a prostitute.

So it depends on the one you are talking.

Having multiple partners is prostitution

They are as real as the guns they shoot in movies.

icebebe:
Really dnt belive dis buh hey! Dats a miracle if truely it happend

Miri gini?

chibwike:
Inkase

Guilty of number two

vonmaxwell:
my advice!
Dont starve yourself of free beats song cuz of religion

That's my headache bro, don't waste those pills!

richardjemedafe1:
Gzuz

Calebosko:
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

korel9:
K

Prince202020:
God help Nigeria. . . . .

luvlyoracle:
D

changes1:
ok

SuperModerator:
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SPACE BOOKERS

tdayof:
God is in control

In control of the bomb or the bombers?